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Location of this mornings earthquake Sweet Rocked by 6.0 Magnitude Quake The land of Sweet has been rocked this morning by reports of a magnitude 6.0 earthquake in the Mount Buller region this morning. Rumblings were felt across Sweet as far away as Beldriblin, home of Dragons FFC, at...

Alright, you know how this works by now. Each week I'll post the top five by position based on my Adjusted Dream Team score and fire off other stats that pique my interest from time to time. Round 1 Back Pocket Full Back Half Back Flank PLAYERTEAMADT PLAYERTEAMADT PLAYERTEAMADT...

As season 31 draws to a close we reflect on the various contributions of members over the past few months. The highest of those recognitions is the All-SFA team - the 20 best players and posters of the season just gone. Each team was asked to nominate five players for consideration for...

Welcome everyone! This is GremioPower bringing you the weather recap for this season. [Not directly me. It may be preferable someone different.] [OK. Now that I have your attention, let's go on.] As you may know, qooty is played in 5 different conditions: Cloudy, Fine, Muddy, Rainy, and...

Death Taxes The Sin City Swamprats in a preliminary final Season 24 Ladder TEAM PLAYED WON LOST DRAWN PEN. FOR AGAINST PER. % POINTS East Side Hawks 16 10 6 - - 1601 1472 108.76 40 Gold City Royals 16 9 6 1 - 1708 1655 103.20 38 Mount Buller Demons 16 10 6 - 4 1599 1538 103.97 36...

Now that the Coney Island Warriors have confirmed a top 4 spot, they have decided to travel to the North Pole to train in hopes of gaining some much needed advantage over the competition. DD: Welcome team to our first ever pre-finals training camp. How are we all holding up? TIF: This is not...

For some Qooty and the Sweet F.A makes the impossible, possible. Here in this great place of ours is where one can fulfil their life goals and make their dreams a vibrant reality. What they could not do in the fake-world, they can do here in the real world. With the good, however, comes the bad...

Morpheus of Zion Sacked as lolWonders' Captain In breaking news this afternoon, West Coast lolWonders captain, Morpheus of Zion, has been stripped of the lolWonders’ captaincy after a piss poor display of Sweet FA-manship in the committee room earlier today. Morpheus of Zion lodged an...

Another season, another wonderful collection of numbers produced by the sim. Welcome to the season 31 edition of Baz Stats. This season, we pick up at the halfway mark as my attention was focused elsewhere earlier in the season, and my stats are currently up-to-date and I can't be arsed doing...

Every season the All-SFA process leads to arguments, melts, shock omissions and head-scratching selections. The committee doesn't know what they're doing, the admin flies solo and poor Headless is left out of the side... again. When the team is finally released, the chorus begins - "too many...

With just 8 round left in season 31 and every round getting progressively more important than the last, we will be looking at the fixtures remaining and the impact of those games on the ladder positions. These are the two previous ladders from season 29 and 30 at the conclusion of the H&A...

There are very few things in the history of the Sweet F.A that have stood the test of time. Things that people remember fondly and are still being recalled upon as great memories of the league to this very day -- many years, even decades later. Events such as the nWo squad of Season 19, headed...

Welcome to the third instalment of the Sweet FA Wheel of Parity. The Wheel of Parity exists when all teams can be linked once by the teams they have beaten. In seasons 29 and 30, the Wheel of Parity closed for the first time in Round 8. In season 31, the Wheel has closed after just six rounds...

The best competition for bench players in all of Sweet is back. This time, it is not run by Headless; but it will certainly be also a H.I.T.! Welcome to S31 Headless' Interchange Trophy! The Headless Trophy The first edition in S29 was won by Magus, who had an important contribution to the...

Sweet FA Hall of Famer, beez, will run out for his 350th match on Sunday as Gumbies FFC host the Gold City Royals at the House of Gumby. Having started his career with the West Coast Wonders in season 9, beez is best known for the award that bears his name as it's inaugural winner, the beez...

Marlowe celebrates the Royals' first premiership Grand Final Rematch Headlines Season Opener The Gold City Royals will unfurl their first Sweet FA premiership flag at home in round one against the team they beat in the season 30 Grand Final, the Sin City Swamprats. The ruck rover battle...

IT'S REVOLUTIONARY IT'S BOLD IT'S NOT AUTHORIZED BY NaturalDisaster IT'S SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WAS ASKING FOR IT'S ARGUABLY A COMPLETE RIP-OFF IT'S... SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling That's right, this season, running parallel to qooty...

Established: Season 04 Home Ground: The House of Gumby Colours: Cobalt, Navy, White Premierships: Season 16 Minor Premierships: S11, S18, S21 Most Games Played: peterss (356) Most Goals: winty (437) Captain: Barrybran S30 Record: 9-7, 105% (5th); lost in Preliminary Final 0. Ned Ryerson 1...

Hello, everyone! Here is your host, GremioPower, presenting News from the Underground. This show brings everything about your beloved Swamprats – all the news, both true and fake – in a way that only the SCSN, Sweet's best sports network, can provide. Our team of reporters and analysts is...

Media threads are one of the fundamental parts of the Sweet FA. While the league revolves around match threads and the infamous sim, most of the personality that our community consists of comes from media threads. Currently, pretty much the only recognition that authors of good media threads...

Record of Sweet F.A Grand Finals Season Pos Club Score - Score Club Pos Margin 1 1 Titans 12.14 (86) def by. 17.21 (123) West Coast Wonders 4 37 2 2 Hurricanes 8.17 (65) def. 8.7 (55) West Coast Wonders 1 10 3 1 Mount Buller Demons 8.12 (60) def by. 10.10...

Welcome to the Baz Stats S30 End of Season Compendium. This standalone piece is designed to be used as a reference point for the awards discussions that will take place over the next couple of weeks. In this thread you will find every raw stat of every player of every team, by total and average...

We are a quarter of the way through Sweet FA's 30th season so let's take a look at the league's top performers on and off the park through the early rounds. Each player below has been selected on a combination of their sim performance and match thread involvement. Adjusted Dream Team points...

Maintaining a weekly thread is a pretty tough gig when you've got things you should actually be doing that don't involve procrastination. I produced a weekly series in each of my first three seasons before taking a season off last season. Boy was that a breath of fresh air! So to celebrate, I...

Welcome, everyone. Here is GremioPower, once again on behalf of the S29 Rookie Class, this time to present you the S30 Rookie “Torch of the Year” Award. 

Each week, a different rookie will get the title of Torch, considering his match-thread posting performance. It is all about the posts...

Hi Collingwood fans. My name is ClarkeM, and I am here with Barrybran and TheInjuryFactory to promote the game of Qooty, as played on the Sweet FA board of BigFooty. Your moderators Magpie Girl Maggie5 jathanas Gone Critical and Anzacday have been kind enough to grant us permission to challenge...

Hi Carlton fans. My name is Barrybran, and I am here with ClarkeM and TheInjuryFactory to promote the game of Qooty, as played on the SFA board of BigFooty. Your moderators The Old Dark Navy's, Jeremias, Chism, BlueGum and Aphrodite have been kind enough to grant us permission to challenge the...

After seventeen rounds and 102 matches, eight teams march on in season 29 while four look ahead to season 30. Over the next three weeks, much debate will take place publicly, in leadership groups and the committee as various awards are discussed to be awarded in Grand Final week. Throughout...

Greetings and welcome to the Sweet FA Rising Star award for season 29 where we identify and showcase the very best of this crop of rookies. ~~~ Last year's Rising Star award, hosted by Barrybran saw a departure from the method used in S27 with Barrybran using his very own Baz Stats to...

Oh hi gang, I don't mean to sound alarmist here but the league is dying. How do I know this? I am spending more time like doing stuff outside of BigFooty. So let's stop pointing fingers at each other and come together as a community to discuss ideas on how we can make this place okay again.