10 Reasons why Geelong should disgust you.

[Seeds]

Good thread. Will read again.

 

[STP18]

Why is this 1963/2011 sore anoos Hawfs OP sooking about the Cats?




Oh wait, I remember.

 

[bph25]

Its amazing how much spare time you have when you are a 40 yr old virgin.

 

[Gray Day]

I'm not reading all of that.

Bosk get your obese arse outside and talk to someone for your own sake.

 

[ChappyUK]

I'm not reading all of that.

Bosk get your obese arse outside and talk to someone for your own sake.

 

[ChappyUK]

Disgusting

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/an...s/news-story/60ce5b3f16e045000c1586f83c7372ec

Anthony Albanese costs taxpayers more than $3000 to witness Hawthorn in AFL grand finals

ROB HARRIS, Herald Sun
September 8, 2016 11:00am

HAWKS-loving politician Anthony Albanese has charged taxpayers more than $3000 to cheer on his team during the past two AFL grand finals.

 

[subaru]

10. Geelong is a drain on the AFL & Victoria.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-02-24/cats-aim-to-be-debtfree-for-first-time-in-50-years

This is a club which has been in debt for 50 years. Count 'em, fifty! Even Norf has a better financial record. If the Cats weren't based in a one-team-town they'd have gone bust decades ago.

9. Geelong furthers the influence of Australian Wiseguys.

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au...a/news-story/c899767e823f2901a88c31c1c8280094

Its no secret Brian Cook has had to grovel at the feet of Cats #1 ticket holder Frank Costa for handouts on countless occasions. Did I mention Costa is Sicilian and made his fortune from his 'legitimate' business in the fruit & vegetable trade? I'm sure you can join the dots.

8. Geelong's greatest-ever player is a woeful human being.

He may have been a brilliant full-forward (and an above-average midfielder) but Gary Ablett Senior is a religious nutjob with a very shady criminal past. I won't go into details but most of us know only too well why this man is white trash scum.

7. Geelong is synonymous with drug abuse.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/la...e/news-story/9f7a39579182e64eab738c0cdfcfb8db

When Corio Bay's meth problem reached such levels that even its police shamefacedly suggested it be legalized, you knew things were out of control. Much like the club's involvement with Bomber Thompson, Dean Robinson & Stephen Dank that turned a mediocre team into an unstoppable juggernaught over a single syringe-fueled preseason. All three were moved on & the evidence shredded before ASADA could investigate.

6. Geelong encourages obesity.

The pictorial evidence speaks for itself.

5. Geelong are serial rule-abusers.

From Tom Hawkins' point post "goal" in the 2009 GF to Steve Johnson & Matthew Scarlett's appetite for squirrel-gripping opponents behind play, all the way to Joel Selwood's penchance for ducking & buckling his knees at the slightest contact, Geelong is a club that's turned rule abuse into an art form.

4. Geelong has an unhealthy victim mentality.

Much like South Australians, Geelong residents seem born with chips on their shoulders. Ceaselessly comparing their town to Melbourne & their football club with Hawthorn they invariably come up short, fueling their sense of inferiority and perpetual belief they've been robbed or shortchanged.

3. Geelong stands for and celebrates mediocrity.

Whether its begging the AFL to recognize VFA flags won in the 1880s, boasting they won more H&A games than anyone since 1990 despite choking in 4 GFs in that time, or celebrating the highest losing score ever in a game against Hawthorn in 1989 -and Ablett's 9 goals in their GF loss the same year- finishing second has never been regarded as failure at Geelong.




2. Geelong treat their veteran players like rubbish.

Like the Geelong fans who never bothered hanging around to cheer off Corey Enright in his 300th game when they were losing to Melbourne, or the ease with which Chris Scott sacked Chapman, Johnson, Kelly & Stokes because he needed salary cap room for Dangerfield, Geelong has a history of treating its' former favorite sons like garbage.

1. Geelong fans are despicable.

If they aren't threatening to stab opposition supporters after losing a final, making frightening real-life threats in Bigfooty private messages or displaying boundless arrogance after being declared premiership favorites, they're turning on their own players & coach with equal venom. Horrible, horrible people.

LOL
POTY !

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

LOL
POTY !

**** of the year

 

[DrEvil_]

You need a new hobby.

As an atheist I don't say this lightly, but he needs Jesus.

 

[subaru]

**** of the year

I thought it was funny

Bit close to home was it ?

 

[A Cut Above]

Disgusting

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/an...s/news-story/60ce5b3f16e045000c1586f83c7372ec

Anthony Albanese costs taxpayers more than $3000 to witness Hawthorn in AFL grand finals

ROB HARRIS, Herald Sun
September 8, 2016 11:00am

HAWKS-loving politician Anthony Albanese has charged taxpayers more than $3000 to cheer on his team during the past two AFL grand finals.

Pales in comparison to the taxpayer bill former Victorian premier & Geelong flog Steve Bracks racked up on behalf of Geelong to upgrade your stadium.


Besides, I can't think of a better way to spend money than paying to watch Hawthorn win premierships!!

 

[Mister_A]

Hawks by 12 tomorrow over the pussies.

 

[NorthernLights]

The bit about accepting mediocrity is pretty spot on

 

[chefmeister]

Disgusting

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/an...s/news-story/60ce5b3f16e045000c1586f83c7372ec

Anthony Albanese costs taxpayers more than $3000 to witness Hawthorn in AFL grand finals

ROB HARRIS, Herald Sun
September 8, 2016 11:00am

HAWKS-loving politician Anthony Albanese has charged taxpayers more than $3000 to cheer on his team during the past two AFL grand finals.

FFS do these hawf ****wits ever even look in their own backyard before starting these abominations of threads..?

 

[ChappyUK]

The bit about accepting mediocrity is pretty spot on

Norf would give their right nut to be mediocre.

 

[NorthernLights]

Norf would give their right nut to be mediocre.

We try to aim higher, each to their own though

 

[Always Ballin]

This is disgusting Hawthorn Propaganda. So much lack of facts.

 

[ChappyUK]

We try to aim higher, each to their own though

Sorry NL.but this makes no sense.

 

[NorthernLights]

Sorry NL.but this makes no sense.

Geelong accept mediocrity, as detailed in the OP.

 

[ChappyUK]

Geelong accept mediocrity, as detailed in the OP.

Why would we agressively recruit players that have so far delivered a top 4 spot if we were happy with 10th last year.

 

[NorthernLights]

Why would we agressively recruit players that have so far delivered a top 4 spot if we were happy with 10th last year.

Why are you arguing with me about it and not Bosk

 

[ChappyUK]

Why are you arguing with me about it and not Bosk

Cos he's busy either being asleep, praying or sticking pins in his Cats voodoo doll collection.

You're here stating you agree with his opinion. So I'm questioning why you do..

 

[chefmeister]

Why are you arguing with me about it and not Bosk

Would you argue with a flog who disagrees that water is wet just for the sake of argument..?

 

[NorthernLights]

**** you blokes are bitey eh?

Cos he's busy either being asleep, praying or sticking pins in his Cats voodoo doll collection.

You're here stating you agree with his opinion. So I'm questioning why you do..

Read the dot point, pretty clear they're historically happy with being close enough

 

[ChappyUK]

**** you blokes are bitey eh?


Read the dot point, pretty clear they're historically happy with being close enough

I see your first mistake.