Meltdown 10 Reasons why Vesty finished only 9th in the Toots

[ChappyUK]

I gave you all your votes RedVest4

 

[RedVest4]

Couldn't believe it when Fyfie said he started 9 pages worth of new threads this year. He puts so much effort in to this place. Highly entertaining, got royally shafted with the Toots voting

Fyfie read about 2 of them...

He only reads threads started by posters who cup his balls, which sadly is the majority of this forum these days as he banned all the entertaining posters.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

So is the current bribing rate 5 reacharounds and 2 goo-chugs or are we using St Kilda currency, providing 5 schoolgirls and 2 dwarves for not Cookie to use in his dark lighted basement?

Nah bribes are now in bitcoin

 

[chelseacarlton]

Please stop besmirching the name of an upstanding Christian gentleman.

Bombers a christian?

 

[David Schwarz]

Jesus H ****ing Christ...

 

[A Cut Above]

Fyfie read about 2 of them...

He only reads threads started by posters who cup his balls, which sadly is the majority of this forum these days as he banned all the entertaining posters.

So none of us left are entertaining?

 

[Dinsdale]

So none of us left are entertaining?

dont sweat it, by his post RedVest4 is also calling himslef dull and bland. I guess only us vanilla's are left.

 

[RedVest4]

So none of us left are entertaining?

Some are but not many, I thought I said the majority of entertaining posters. On second reading, I stuffed up my paragraph during my melt.

dont sweat it, by his post RedVest4 is also calling himslef dull and bland. I guess only us vanilla's are left.

Cant argue with this, I don’t have a whole lot to work with anymore...

 

[chelseacarlton]

dont sweat it, by his post RedVest4 is also calling himslef dull and bland. I guess only us vanilla's are left.

What’s a “slef” dins?

 

[A Cut Above]

Guess we're all a boring bunch of dullards then and only the return of Porked can save us.

 

[Dinsdale]

What’s a “slef” dins?

bait for the grandma police

 

[William Wonka]

Fyfie read about 2 of them...

He only reads threads started by posters who cup his balls, which sadly is the majority of this forum these days as he banned all the entertaining posters.

With the exception of Porked none of our dearly departed biggerestbestest friends were worth a pinch of shit for anything except shitfighting with and trolling (which I personally do miss).

You are a different story.
You're posting/threadmaking is inventive, entertaining and lighthearted while at the same time well baited, cutting, melt inducement material.

Starburns_ obviously likes the style/humor of those that he has his weekly chat with and thats fine- this also influences his voting as he gets to hear lots from them that nobody else ever hears... except those that listen of course.

I think that questions need to be asked of the other voting mods who (although being exquisite moderators) I now wouldnt trust with a TV week voting form.

BigJoeD_ David Schwarz Cooksen
What have you got against poor Vesty?

 

[oogac]

The only possible reason I can think of is that you're a Commie loving, Dual National Pom who hates Glen Maxwell and used vote rigging Trump tactics to get Cyril over the line. Other than that Ive got nothing!

 

[HairyO]

Id like to say this place was better before Vesty but its always been a shithole.

 

[David Schwarz]

Id like to say this place was better before Vesty but its always been a shithole.

Everything went downhill after Turnip got banned

 

[Starburns_]

Everything went downhill after Turnip got banned

Haha, I'd forgotten about Turnip. F*** me, what a ******* he was.

 

[RedVest4]

With the exception of Porked none of our dearly departed biggerestbestest friends were worth a pinch of shit for anything except shitfighting with and trolling (which I personally do miss).

If you look around at the Bay at the moment you’ll find it is nothing but West Horsham and Geelong-Hawthorn shit fights, they were good value especially in the off season

You are a different story.
You're posting/threadmaking is inventive, entertaining and lighthearted while at the same time well baited, cutting, melt inducement material.

Starburns_ obviously likes the style/humor of those that he has his weekly chat with and thats fine- this also influences his voting as he gets to hear lots from them that nobody else ever hears... except those that listen of course.

This is pretty spot on actually

I think that questions need to be asked of the other voting mods who (although being exquisite moderators) I now wouldnt trust with a TV week voting form.

BigJoeD_ David Schwarz Cooksen
What have you got against poor Vesty?

They’ve been instructed not to answer this question

 

[Starburns_]

They’ve been instructed not to answer this question

 

[bontshow]

Fyfie read about 2 of them...

He only reads threads started by posters who cup his balls, which sadly is the majority of this forum these days as he banned all the entertaining posters.

Well at least you're not banned yet I suppose. Keep up the good work mate, don't let mod bias stop you, your audience appreciates your work

 

[A Cut Above]

If Vesty wins POTY as I assume he will, it'll be at least the second year running POTY hasn't tallied with the Toots winner. Kinda like the AFL MVP & Brownlow, and we know the umpires often give charity votes to players they foolishly neglected the year before which leads to a Hollywood-esque "its their turn this year" syndrome, just ask Leonardo DiCaprio who won a state for that movie where he was mauled by a bear & barely spoke a word.


So yep..... Packedlunch I reckon this may be "your year" buddy.

 

[Starburns_]

If Vesty wins POTY as I assume he will, it'll be at least the second year running POTY hasn't tallied with the Toots winner. Kinda like the AFL MVP & Brownlow, and we know the umpires often give charity votes to players they foolishly neglected the year before which leads to a Hollywood-esque "its their turn this year" syndrome, just ask Leonardo DiCaprio who won a state for that movie where he was mauled by a bear & barely spoke a word.


So yep..... Packedlunch I reckon this may be "your year" buddy.

What will you do if you win?

 

[A Cut Above]

What will you do if you win?

Well I could refuse to accept it as a protest against PL missing our last year & Vesty this year. Or perhaps do a Bevvo & hang it around Vesty's neck instead.

 

[Starburns_]

Well I could refuse to accept it as a protest against PL missing our last year & Vesty this year. Or perhaps do a Bevvo & hang it around Vesty's neck instead.

LOL, as if you would do that.

 

[David Schwarz]

If Vesty wins POTY as I assume he will, it'll be at least the second year running POTY hasn't tallied with the Toots winner. Kinda like the AFL MVP & Brownlow, and we know the umpires often give charity votes to players they foolishly neglected the year before which leads to a Hollywood-esque "its their turn this year" syndrome, just ask Leonardo DiCaprio who won a state for that movie where he was mauled by a bear & barely spoke a word.


So yep..... Packedlunch I reckon this may be "your year" buddy.

I still think the bear should have won

 

[A Cut Above]

LOL, as if you would do that.