Game Day 1ST TEST: Straya V Pakies

[Supercoach Bargain]

Uzzie 90 defeated Pakistan 89.

 

[Dinsdale]

All out for 89 what a disgrace pakistain.

Wait..what? 89? I got busy so didn't see the capitulation

 

[Jazny]

Don't care

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If Pakistan were any worse they'd be the Carltank of cricket

Are Pakistan the Carlton of the cricket world?

No, they’re the Essendong of cricket

Losers and cheats

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Happy for the Aussies to keep winning in small pond cricket (or should I say I don't really care)

 

[philreich]

I'm glad someone occasionally replying to you makes you feel needed


If Pakistan were any worse they'd be the Carltank of cricket

You want worse? Guess who else is coming to Australia this summer.......

Two definitions of optimism:

• a Pakistani batsman with sunscreen on his nose
• a Pakistani bowler WITHOUT sunscreen on his nose

 

[philreich]

Just mute the tv and switch on ABC radio

I prefer Fox Cricket, and waiting for the next instalment of Kerry O'Keefe gold.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Mathew Hayden is unlistenable.
What a bogan.

So is Langer, it's like he wants to get rid of his angry gnome reputation by being super syrupy nice. But it is just cringe.

Ponting is the best one.

 

[the avoca drover]

So is Langer, it's like he wants to get rid of his angry gnome reputation by being super syrupy nice. But it is just cringe.

Ponting is the best one.

I wish Ponting didn’t talk so fast.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

I wish Ponting didn’t talk so fast.

Yeah, there is that, but at least he has a cricketing brain. What about the channel 9 classics? So good. You just don't miss something until it is gone.

 

[philreich]

Yeah, there is that, but at least he has a cricketing brain. What about the channel 9 classics? So good. You just don't miss something until it is gone.

1983 Ashes series in Australia - Australia wins the toss and bats first. Boon bunts the first ball of the match into the off side and pinches a single. Tony Greig announces, "And Australia is off the mark almost immediately."

Bill Lawry mocks him by saying, "How much more immediate do you want it, Tony?"

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

You want worse? Guess who else is coming to Australia this summer.......

Two definitions of optimism:

• a Pakistani batsman with sunscreen on his nose
• a Pakistani bowler WITHOUT sunscreen on his nose

an Optimist buys a ticket to the 5th day.

 

[Jazny]

#CancelSummerSports they are so boring.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

1983 Ashes series in Australia - Australia wins the toss and bats first. Boon bunts the first ball of the match into the off side and pinches a single. Tony Greig announces, "And Australia is off the mark almost immediately."

Bill Lawry mocks him by saying, "How much more immediate do you want it, Tony?"

LOL. Bit early for me but that mob went on for so long they became a staple of my youth. I remember that if a bowler or batter was dishing up rubbish they would call it out. Don't get that much these days.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

LOL. Bit early for me but that mob went in for so long they became a staple of my youth. I remember that if a bowler ot batter was dishing up rubbish they would call it out. Don't get that much these days.

The original channel 9 cricket commentators with Richie, Tony Grieg, Maxxy, Bill Lawry, Chappelli and co were the goat.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

The original channel 9 cricket commentators with Richie, Tony Grieg, Maxxy, Bill Lawry, Chappelli and co were the goat.

I remember them all except Maxxy. I know him as "tangles" and his WWOS stuff. Just don't remember him as a cricket commentator.

I do remember people bitching about the old school commentator's. Now they can bitch about worse!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Did you hear what the paki's said after the loss? The plan is the right one but the excution was wrong.

 

[philreich]

The original channel 9 cricket commentators with Richie, Tony Grieg, Maxxy, Bill Lawry, Chappelli and co were the goat.

Kerry O'Keefe was good on the ABC as well. I remember one the Poms were flogging us at the SCG, so Skull wasn't too keen to talk about the onfield action. Instead he started talking about Mike Hussey - Mr. Cricket. He says to Jim Maxwell, "Jim, are you aware that Mr. Cricket's children's names are Jiminy and Let's Play?"

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Kerry O'Keefe was good on the ABC as well. I remember one the Poms were flogging us at the SCG, so Skull wasn't too keen to talk about the onfield action. Instead he started talking about Mike Hussey - Mr. Cricket. He says to Jim Maxwell, "Jim, are you aware that Mr. Cricket's children's names are Jiminy and Let's Play?"

Yes and no. Sometimes he was funny but sometimes he was cringe, especially when he laughs at his own jokes. Still better than the shite they dish up these days.

 

[Orange crush]

Yes and no. Sometimes he was funny but sometimes he was cringe, especially when he laughs at his own jokes. Still better than the shite they dish up these days.

I agree ... he seems to really force it sometimes.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

#CancelSummerSports they are so boring.

Shutup you old witch

 

[Pistol Night]

The original channel 9 cricket commentators with Richie, Tony Grieg, Maxxy, Bill Lawry, Chappelli and co were the goat.

Why dont they just pay Billy Birmingham as shitload to commentate as all those blokes. Would be an absolute pisser

 

[the avoca drover]

Why dont they just pay Billy Birmingham as shitload to commentate as all those blokes. Would be an absolute pisser

My favourite was “Double Decker Bus, the Pakastani pace bowler”.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Not as good as MyCar’s Abitrusty

 

[philreich]

My favourite was “Double Decker Bus, the Pakastani pace bowler”.

And the batsman Ibroke Miandad.