Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[Feraligatr]

They are the lowest of the low for sure.

I hope Melbum make some more crazy headlines to bring the lols back.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I hope Melbum make some more crazy headlines to bring the lols back.

Something with hookers, crack and Clarry going postal (again) hopefully

 

[Feraligatr]

Something with hookers, crack and Clarry going postal (again) hopefully

Sounds like an average Friday night.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

They are the lowest of the low for sure.

Toss up between kiddy fiddlers and Essenscum supporters

 

[Mofra]

Port Adelaide hacked, surely worth some points

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Can the AFL get some points for introducing "Opening Round" with only 4 games, followed by Round 1 with 7 games

 

[Cyclops]

Can the AFL get some points for introducing "Opening Round" with only 4 games, followed by Round 1 with 7 games

AFL is having a "soft opening"

 

[LightTower4]

Something with hookers, crack and Clarry going postal (again) hopefully

Karma!
But who gets the points? Slums or Bloos?

Blues recruit Hollands handed AFL ban for drug charge

Carlton recruit Elijah Hollands has been slapped with a two-game AFL ban after admitting to cocaine possession.

www.theage.com.au

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Karma!
But who gets the points? Slums or Bloos?

Blues recruit Hollands handed AFL ban for drug charge

Carlton recruit Elijah Hollands has been slapped with a two-game AFL ban after admitting to cocaine possession.

www.theage.com.au

It was already noted and points given by Dinsdale ...

 

[LightTower4]

It was already noted and points given by Dinsdale ...

Noted

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It was already noted and points given by Dinsdale ...

Before it was allegedly. Now it’s confirmed

 

[JoseMourinho]

Port Adelaide hacked, surely worth some points

They covered it up with Tarps - 0 points

 

[crazywildhorse]

Do StKilda get points for drafting future problem child Arie Schoenmaker?

 

[zackah]

Naarm really are the GOATs this off season

 

[JoseMourinho]

Narrrm desperately trying to win something.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Narrrm desperately trying to win something.

What have Freo ever won Joseina ?

 

[JoseMourinho]

What have Freo ever won Joseina ?

Whos Joseina?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What have Freo ever won Joseina ?

What have Carltank won since Freo joined the league?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

What have Carltank won since Freo joined the league?

2 prestigious Wizard Cups

 

[aj1992]

What have Carltank won since Freo joined the league?

5 time spooners .

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Clayton Oliver charged by police for driving on licence that was suspended on medical grounds

Demons star charged by police after driving on suspended licence

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[AvantGardener]

Clarry could win this single handedly for the Dees

 

[the avoca drover]

Clarry could win this single handedly for the Dees

He’s certainly having a crack.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He’s certainly having a crack.

 

[Twoslabs]

So if I can get this right ..... more points personally for Clary due to the allegedly unlicenced driving.

Mods can we split this? one option for Clary, one for Naarm, looks like 1 & 2 at this stage