Fantasy 2023 BETA - Discussion

What punishment/s should be meted out for 2022s unsportsmanlike play?

  • No punishment, but throw the book at any offenders next time!

    Votes: 6 60.0%
  • Gin drops to 3, Beads punished already by score alteration at the time.

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Both teams drop down 3 spots

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • Both teams drop to 11/12

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .

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About time one of my rookie RBs did something too, I have enough of them, who would have guessed it would an undrafted one.

Mitchell to starter next week. 1.3 points incoming
I was rapt with my Rookie RB in Achane…… Next minute IR for you after going nuts. 🤮🤬😫
 
I would just like a week where i dont cop an early injury and/or have more monster scores tallied up on me.

My teams scores against me must be the highest in the league. WTF is with these days out for mediocre players as soon as i roll into town?? It is becoming a joke now. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤮
 
Fueys Haze 214.7 def. ConstantGin 186.5
Offense
3. Tank Dell (GIN) 32.1
2. Joe Burrow (FHZ) 30.3
1. Cole Kmet (FHZ) 25.0

Defense
2.5. Lavonte David (FHZ) 15.0
2.5. Zach Cunningham (GIN) 15.0
1. Jalen Pitre (FHZ) 14.0

Haze roll to their third straight win, Gin back to the depths of 2022.

Hedeby Berserkers 187.9 def. TCols Stars 182.5
Offense
3. Josh Allen (TCS) 28.2
2. CeeDee Lamb (HED) 28.1
1. Amari Cooper (TCS) 25.9

Defense
3. Maxx Crosby (HED) 19.0
2. Jordyn Brooks (TCS) 16.5
1. Demario Davis (TCS) 16.0

Unstoppable Berserkers now 6 on the trot. Puts two games between 2nd and 3rd in the division.

Purple Vandals 138.7 def. Pistols Dolphins 113.8
Offense
3. Derrick Henry (PID) 19.2
2. Jonathon Taylor (VAN) 17.9
1. Mark Andrews (VAN) 17.0

Defense
2.5. Myles Garrett (VAN) 9.0
2.5. Azeez Al Shaiir (PID) 9.0
1. Patrick Queen (VAN) 8.5

Cripple fight had the Vandals come out on top.

Pandas Broncos 222.1 def. Arakaans Assassins 187.9
Offense
3. CJ Stroud (PAN) 56.8
2. Rachas White (PAN) 27.9
1. Rhamondre Stevenson (PAN) 24.9

Defense
3. Blake Cashman (ARA) 16.5
2. Reed Blankenship (ARA) 13.5
1. Nate Hobbs (ARA) 11.0

Panda flying high defeating championship favourite Assassins.

Bismarck FC 199.2 def. Chevys Chasers 117.5
Offense
3. Dak Prescott (BFC) 37.1
2. Jake Ferguson (BFC) 22.1
1. Taylor Heinicke (CHC) 19.7

Defense
3. Jordan Hicks (CHC) 19.0
2. Grant Delpit (BFC) 15.0
1. Justin Tucker (BFC) 14.0

The Over/Under 200 streak continues, but FC gets a win anyway.

Galactic Gobsmackers 175.9 def. Beads Army 164.3
Offense
3. Jalen Hurts (GOB) 30.5
2. Dalton Schultz (BEA) 27.0
1. Stefon Diggs (GOB) 22.5

Defense
3. TJ Edwards (BEA) 24.5
2. Carl Granderson (BEA) 16.0
1. Richie Grant (GOB) 12.0

Smackers break a 5 game losing streak.
 
Tcols Stars 234.0 def. ConstantGin 136.5
Offense
3. Brock Purdy (TCS) 33.7
2. Ja'Marr Chase (TCS) 26.4
1. Tank Dell (GIN) 21.7

Defense
3. Josh Myers (TCS) 21.0
2. Jeremiah Owosu-Koramoah (GIN) 16.0
1. Derwin James (GIN) 15.0

Stars return to some form, and keep themselves in with a shot for the division and playoffs. Getting 21pts from a Kicker is a massive help. Gins season has fallen in a heap, and only has pride to play for at this point.

Hedeby Berserkers 254.1 def. Fueys Haze 159.6
Offense
3. CeeDee Lamb (HED) 40.5
2. Brandin Cooks (FHZ) 33.3
1. Josh Dobbs (HED) 29.3

Defense
3. Devon Witherspoon (HED) 15.5
2. Jordan Whitehead (HED) 12.5
1. Cairo Santos (HED) 12.0

A commanding win over their main challenger, is anyone able to stop the Berserkers 7-game win streak?? Assassins in two weeks, giant-killer BFC the week after most likely chances. Haze still a game clear for the WC if the aspirations for the division don't work out.

Beads Army 211.8 def. Pistols Dolphins 90.6
Offense
3. Justin Herbert (BEA) 39.0
2. Jared Goff (BEA) 28.3
0.5. Jayden Reed (BEA) 18.4
0.5. Bijan Robinson (PID) 18.4

Defense
3. Foyesade Oloukun (PID) 16.5
2. Boye Mafe (BEA) 13.5
1. Paulson Adebo (BEA) 13.0

Army still pushing for the division and playoff spot, a wk13 matchup against the Broncos will be critical. Dolphins could be done after this week if results don't go their way.

Arakaans Assassins 267.3 def. Purple Vandals 151.2
Offense
3. Keenan Allen (ARA) 41.5
2. Sam Howell (ARA) 35.0
1. Geno Smith (VAN) 34.0

Defense
3. Zaire Franklin (ARA) 17.0
2. Keanu Neal (VAN) 12.0
1. DaRon Bland (VAN) 11.0

After a blip in Wk9, Assassins roar back with a big score and a big win. Two more will clinch the division and a playoff spot. Really can't wait for that juicy Wk12 matchup! Vandals still thereabouts, but has a tough run and would at least need to split the two remaining games against the Broncos.

Bismarck FC 228.7 def. Pandas Broncos 182.2
Offense
3. Dak Prescott (BFC) 49.3
2. Jahmyr Gibbs (PAN) 26.2
1. CJ Stroud (PAN) 21.3

Defense
3. Roquan Smith (BFC) 20.5
2. Bobby Wagner (PAN) 18.5
1. Fred Warner (BFC) 14.5

Still maintaining the over under, very impressive inconsistency. That being said, the FC is well and truly in the WC hunt, just need to keep on winning. Brioncos still travelling ok, but a loss this week would make things very interesting.

Galactic Gobsmackers 246.5 def. Chevys Chasers 225.4
Offense
3. Amon-Ra St.Brown (GOB) 31.5
2. Brian Robinson (GOB) 30.7
1. Russell Wilson (CHC) 25.0

Defense
3. Kyle Hamilton (GOB) 23.0
2. Jamin Davis (GOB) 16.0
1. Nick Bosa (CHC) 14.0

Two under-achievers vomit up couple of high scores in what wound up as the game of the week. Both sitting on the bottom of their respective divisions, but neither out of WC contention just yet.
 
TCols Stars 239.4 def. Fueys Haze 184.5
Offense
3. Brock Purdy (TCS) 37.7
2. Tyreek Hill (FHZ) 31.6
1. Josh Allen (TCS) 31.5

Defense
3. Lavonte David (FHZ) 16.0
1.5. Alex Singleton (TCS) 15.0
1.5. Jason Myers (TCS) 15.0

ConstantGin 231.4 def. Hedeby Berserkers 214.8

Offense
3. Trevor Lawrence (GIN) 38.5
2. Calvin Ridley (GIN) 32.1
1. Tank Dell (GIN) 30.9

Defense
3. Cairo Santos (HED) 17.0
2. Kayvon Thibodeaux (GIN) 16.0
0.5. Antoine Winfield (GIN) 15.5
0.5. Bobby Okereke (HED) 15.5

Bismarck FC 215.3 def. Purple Vandals 195.0
Offense
3. Saquon Barkley (VAN) 30.0
2. Brandon Aiyuk (BFC) 29.6
1. Jaylen Warren (BFC) 26.5

Defense
3. Fred Warner (BFC) 18.5
2. DaRon Bland (VAN) 15.5
1. Frankie Luvu (BFC) 14.5

Galactic Gobsmackers 223.1 def. Pandas Broncos 207.9
Offense
3. Tommy DeVito (GOB) 31.3
2. Davante Adams (GOB) 22.2
1. Amon-Ra St.Brown (GOB) 21.7

Defense
3. Jaelan Phillips (GOB) 17.5
2. Bobby Wagner (PAN) 15.5
1. Cahrvarius Ward (PAN) 14.5

Chevys Chasers 164.7 def. Pistols Dolphins 121.8
Offense
3. Jordan Love (CHC) 26.5
2. Devin Singletsry (CHC) 20.8
1. DK Metcalf (CHC) 20.4

Defense
3. Khalil Mack (PID) 25.0
2. Dre greenlaw (CHC) 15.0
1. Jason Sanders (PID) 11.0

Arakaans Assassins 209.1 def. Beads Army 197.1
Offense
3. Justin Herbert (BEA) 32.8
2. Lamar Jackson (ARA) 29.4
1. Keenan Allen (ARA) 28.6

Defense
3. Alex Anzalone (BEA) 18.0
2. Robert Spillane (ARA) 15.5
1. TJ Edwards (BEA) 13.0
 
Pistols Dolphins 211.5 def. Fueys Haze 175.9
Offense
2.5. Patrick Mahomes (FHZ) 27.4
2.5. Tyreek Hill (FHZ) 27.4
1. Bijan Robinson (PID) 27.3

Defense
3. Khalil Mack (PID) 21.5
2. Jevon Holland (PID) 17.0
1. Jerome Baker (PID) 15.0

Dolphins pull one out, riding Khalil Mack turning back the clock.Haze reeling, three straight losses have them siiting on the outer looking in at playoffs. Still enough games left to steal both the division and Wildcard.

Purple Vandals 208.0 def. Pandas Broncos 181.8

Offense
3. CJ Stroud (PAN) 38.3
2. Devonta Smith (VAN) 25.6
1. Deebo Samuel (VAN) 22.4

Defense
3. DaRon Blamd (VAN) 20.5
2. Brandon McManus (VAN) 14.0
0.5. Drue Tranquill (VAN) 13.0
0.5. Charvarius Ward (PAN) 13.0

Broncos another to lose three straight, and a promising season is now looking fairly shaky with Beads Army and Vandals breathing down his neck. Broncos V Army this week is huge.

Beads Army 215.2 def. Chevys Chasers 156.6
Offense
3. Jordan Love (CHC) 34.7
2. Isaiah Pacheco (BEA) 25.9
1. DJ Moore (BEA) 23.4

Defense
3. CJ Moseley (BEA) 20.5
2. Nick Bosa (CHC) 13.0
0.5. Da’Ron Payne (CHC) 12.0
0.5. TJ Edwards (BEA) 12.0

Army still fighting and have kept themselves in this season. Chasers currently hold pick 2, but are competing still, still an extreme outside chance of a playoff berth. One loss is curtains in 2023.

TCols Stars 240.1 def. Galactic Gobsmackers 211.9
Offense
3. Josh Allen (TCS) 46.4
2. Jalen Hurts (GOB) 40.3
1. Christian McCaffrey (TCS) 31.9

Defense
3. Jessie Bates (TCS) 23.5
2. Devin Lloyd (GOB) 13.0
0.5. Jaelan Phillips (GOB) 12.5
0.5. Tremaine Edwards (GOB) 12.5

Stars are the form team of BETA winning three straight, and looking the team to clinch WC. Gobsmackers still a chance for the WC, but need a win against Gin this week who’s found some form recently.

Hedeby Berserkers 221.6 def. Arakaans Assassins 186.6

Offense
3. Kyler Murray (HED) 25.1
2. Mike Evans (HED) 25.0
1. Keenan Allen (ARA) 22.6

Defense
3. Bobby Okereke (HED) 25.5
2. TJ Watt (ARA) 13.0
1. Cairo Santos (HED) 12.0

Berserkers back on track after last weeks mishap, and maintain a one-game lead over the Stars in the division. With the still dangerous BFC on deck,there’s no guarantees. Assassins take the L, but have officially won the division, and now go through the motions until PLayoffs.

ConstantGin 214.5 def. Bismarck FC 201.5
Offense
3. Dak Prescott (BFC) 43.4
2. Trevor Lawrence (GIN) 28.7
1. Josh Jacpbs (GIN) 25.5

Defense
3. Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (GIN) 23.5
2. Danielle Hunter (BFC) 17.0
1. Jaquan Brisker (BFC) 13.0

Gin taking campaigners down likes it’s Week 1-3, remarkable return to form looking to ruin some seasons. Technically still a playoff chance. The FCs 4-game win streak comes two an end and hands the Assassins the division.One game behind the Stars for WC with Berserkers looking to spoil.
 

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Fueys Haze 225.1 def. Arakaans Assassins 199.7
Offense
3. Tyreek Hill (FHZ) 37.3
2. John Browning (FHZ) 34.7
1. Sam LaPorta (FHZ) 30.0

Defense
3. TJ Watt (ARA) 18.0
2. Jack Gibbens (FHZ) 14.0
1. Evan McPherson (FHZ) 13.0

Haze not giving up without a fight, handing one-time Championship favourite Assassins their second straight loss. Haze will definitely need Browning to keep up this form in place of Joey B if they're to be any chance, while the Assassins are looking a little shaky. Thankfully, division is wrapped up so they'vr got the next two weeks to figure it all out.

Purple Vandals 230.4 def. Chevys Chasers 193.7
Offense
3. DK Metcalf (CHC) 40.4
2. Geno Smith (VAN) 40.1
1. Deebo Samuel (VAN) 40.0

Defense
3. Ernest Jones (VAN) 13.5
1.5. Nate Landman (VAN) 11.5
1.5. DaRon Bland (VAN) 11.5

Vandals doing what they need to do to stay in it, two 40-bombs will generally help that. Two games to go, two games back, just has to keep winning. Chasers now eliminated from playoff contention.

Tcols Stars 229.8 def. Pistols Dolpshins 155.4
Offense
3. Brock Purdy (TCS) 42.2
2. Ja’Marr Chase (TCS) 35.0
1. Tua Tagavailoa (TCS) 29.0

Defense
3. Alex Singleton (TCS) 16.0
2. Jessie Bates (TCS) 15.0
1. Azeez Al-Shaair (PID) 14.5

Stars solidify their grasp on a playoff spot, but still fighting for the division. A win this week against the Assassins will almost seal the last playoff spot.

Pandas Broncos 236.5 def. Beads Army 164.4
Offense
3. Puka Nacua (PAN) 26.9
2. James Conner (BEA) 23.5
1. Trey McBride (PAN) 22.9

Defense
3. Bobby Wagner (PAN) 18.0
2. Alex Highsmith (PAN) 17.0
1. Charvarious Ward (PAN) 16.5

The win here gives Panda one hand on the division crown, giving him a 2-game break on both Beads Army and the Vandals. A win this week against the Chasers will secure it, but probably wouldn't want to forget to fix your team before TNF... Beads relying on Chaser to beat Broncos, and a whole lotta luck to grab the WC.

Hedeby Berserkers 257.8 def. Bismarck FC 192.8
Offense
3. Dak Prescott (BFC) 37.0
2. Nico Collins (BFC) 35.1
1. CeeDee Lamb (HED) 33.6

Defense
3. Kwity Paye (HED) 15.0
1.5. EJ Speed (HED) 13.0
1.5. Quinnen Williams (HED) 13.0

Dominant win, huge points on the bench, 9-4 equal best record in the league. You'd think the Berserkers would be safe within the division, but history says Jem division championships never go so smoothly. Berserkers looking to buck the trend, a win vs Gobsmackers will guarantee a playoff spot at least. Big stakes for BFC V Haze this week, loser is OUT.

ConstantGin 192.4 def. Galactic Gobsmackers 145.6
Offense
3. Trevor Lawrence (CON) 30.2
2. Joe Mixon (CON) 29.7
1. Jalen Hurts (GOB) 27.4

Defense
3. Antoine Winfield Jr. (GIN) 25.0
2. Josh Allen (GIN) 20.0
1. Will Anderson Jr. (GOB) 13.0

Due to previous results, this ended up being a dead rubber, but Gin's 5th win marks his best season in BETA to date. Galactic looking forward to 2024.
 
Interesting change in performance for some from that which the site predicted after the draft...

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You know everything is transparent right? Go back through every result and games in which opponents seem to go crazy against me scoring 240+ nearly every week early on and tell me who i could of started to beat them?

Kupp and Metcalf killed me at WR all season not to mention my RBs who seemed to play injured all season with Achane early my only one performing well until he then copped a chunk of the season on the sideline.

By all means actually look at who i started and what options i had before looking at a chart and accusing me of tanking. Not once did i start a non playing player in any week and was very active on the waiver wire trying to replace injured players with the left over scraps available.
 
You know everything is transparent right? Go back through every result and games in which opponents seem to go crazy against me scoring 240+ nearly every week early on and tell me who i could of started to beat them?

Kupp and Metcalf killed me at WR all season not to mention my RBs who seemed to play injured all season with Achane early my only one performing well until he then copped a chunk of the season on the sideline.

By all means actually look at who i started and what options i had before looking at a chart and accusing me of tanking. Not once did i start a non playing player in any week and was very active on the waiver wire trying to replace injured players with the left over scraps available.

I don't think anyone was really implying tanking mate, it's all good.

I do think we should all admire this fantastic graph though, for at least a few more days...

😅
 
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