News 2023 Injuries, Suspensions, and Concussion Protocols

[stevebbb]

Laird free to play

Just need Zorko's ban to hold now, to improve Sharp's very slight chance of returning.

Also if Dew could release Charlie Goatstable, that would be lovely.

 

[SC fish]

There only one thing left to do…

Put the Captaincy on Laird - the SC gods have spoken

Don't push your luck the SC Gods have given now they're going to take away

 

[vanders]

Lairdy

 

[Plugger35]

Don't push your luck the SC Gods have given now they're going to take away

If people make him captain now he will probably get injured or concussed and subbed out before half time.

 

[Wellsy35]

If people make him captain now he will probably get injured or concussed and subbed out before half time.

 

[Jiska]

They are wasting their time.

Or not

 

[Jiska]

The intent by Zorko alone deserved a penalty .....just such a bad look

On intent the dirty flog should get three weeks

 

[Jiska]

 

[gutsroy]

Lacks the trademark Scoopsroy panache, but we've all got to start somewhere. Solid 6/10
Welcome to Scoopsville, Scoopsjisk, please enjoy the complementary UDL daiquiri in our reception area, a colleague will come to seat you shortly.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I lost Oliver last week (Like most people)

Now I lose Darcy and Sicily when will this pain end.

In.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Another Friday night game for Carlton? The fixture scheduler was sucked into the finals narrative as well by the looks.

Yep..

And beers flowing .

Better if Cig cin plays

 

[rocker_oz33]

Nice works scoops.

 

[BOMBERBLITZ]

Lairdy #free

 

[pincrusher]

 

[VainGlorious]

I’m not a Laird owner, but thank **** sanity has prevailed.

Good for footy.

Good for scoopsroy, scoopsmorrow, and the rest of you news-breakers.

Balance is restored.

 

[Sherman41]

 

[THECHIEFTON]

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Be 3-4 weeks minimum for Hodor hammy.

 

[Sherman41]

Be 3-4 weeks minimum for Hodor hammy.

It will be 21 days come round 14 which would only have him missing Round 13.

 

[No eye deer]

Not SC related, but surely JOM should get off as well?

Oh, and given my history of releasing no breaking news, can I now be referred to as ‘Noscoops’?

 

[Blueboys11]

OMeara had the arm pinned so I suspect he will still go for a week. 50/50 though as there was no head contact

 

[MrChristo]

Lol.

He may miss 1 less game because next week we don't play a game...

Er...

 

[Changa10]

After that 1 point and losing $50k, I hope he misses longer the flog.

Spewin for the lad. He’s been playing some decent footy this season.

Nah, **** him. He just needed to stay fit for the byes then he was gone, but no, he pulls a 1 pointer and negative $50k. He can **** right off!!

Laird however:

 

[gutsroy]

Not SC related, but surely JOM should get off as well?

Oh, and given my history of releasing no breaking news, can I now be referred to as ‘Noscoops’?

By the power vested in me by Robbo, aka The Great One, Mike 'Chris Tarrant backed one out in my daughter's caravan so I robbed him of an AA berth' Sheahan and the Brownedog, Scoops hereby pronounces you Scoopseye Deer , Knight of the No Trades Club and Smiter of Clive Waterhouse Disbelievers
Welcome to Scoopsnation, great to have you on board Arise, Sir Deer.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Not SC related, but surely JOM should get off as well?

Oh, and given my history of releasing no breaking news, can I now be referred to as ‘Noscoops’?

Thought you were called Nosescoops".

 

[gutsroy]

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