Game Day 2024 AFL Grand Final - Sydney Swans vs Brisbane Lions. A celebration of interstate superiority on neutral turf.

[Kabanna]

“Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.”

What’s a yo mama joke got to do with your shit club?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

nice melt

Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

What’s a yo mama joke got to do with your shit club?

You should be happy your team won instead of bitching about everything.
You won because of the spread of talent you have. You would have won by the same or more if Neale was not playing imo.

 

[Kabanna]

You should be happy your team won instead of bitching about everything.
You won because of the spread of talent you have. You would have won by the same or more if Neale was not playing imo.

Excuse me? I’m ****ing ecstatic my team won thank you! I just don’t need to see this shit in a game day thread for a Grand Final that my team won!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Excuse me? I’m ****ing ecstatic my team won thank you! I just don’t need to see this shit in a game day thread for a Grand Final that my team won!

Ah Chee was your best player , he deserves more credit.

 

[Kabanna]

Ah Chee was your best player , he deserves more credit.

That I can agree with!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You should be happy your team won instead of bitching about everything.
You won because of the spread of talent you have. You would have won by the same or more if Neale was not playing imo.

She true and you could at least banter with her back in the day about football but now her posting standards have really dropped down to Spreaders and Elmer's level where she insults people here all the time.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Almost wished Sydney won after that

Lol

Learn how to sing or stfu you chunky little campaigner.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Well here we are. In around 18 hours from now, the Swans will be kings of the AFL, as I’ve been trying to tell you airheads since May.
“They’ll fall off”, they said.
“Flags aren’t won in May”, they said.
Well I hate to break it to you, but when you’re as good as we are, yes, flags are won in ****ing May.
I drove down the Hume today with nothing but confidence, on the road to glory. Seriously, I could’ve had a head on with a truck and walked it off, I felt invincible. I’m sure other Swans fans did too.
When I arrived into the Melbourne CBD, I have to say it smelt like poo. Must’ve driven past the Lions accom where they were all shitting themselves at the thought of having their pants pulled down by the greatest midfield of all time on the biggest stage. I don’t blame them. But seriously, congratulations to the Lions for being Runners-up this season. Internally, I think they will view it is a great success, and so they should. They should’ve had one last year, but it wasn’t fair with Collingwood playing on their home ground. I think the main thing for the Swans is just to avoid any bad injuries that could hinder any pre-season preparations next year as we embark on our dynasty.
Anyway, Swans by 54. Without breaking a sweat. We might even give them the first few goals, just to troll them.

 

[springvale_mackers]

@scrotum2 you absolute ****wit. Have a spell you stupid campaigner.

 

[Chronz]

@scrotum2 you absolute ****wit. Have a spell you stupid campaigner.

He's firming hard for b2b foty!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

@scrotum2 you absolute ****wit. Have a spell you stupid campaigner.

Yo mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

He's firming hard for b2b foty!

Yo momma is so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

[Chronz]

Yo momma is so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

I'm flying to the USA just to vote for Trump.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

"We've fallen short again but I stand here beaming with pride," Sydney's acting captain Dane Rampe

24

Dane Rampe

Age

34

Ht

187cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

2.5

4star

MG

358.8

5star

D

14.1

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.1

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.5

2star

MG

284.5

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.4

4star

consoled after the loss.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I'm flying to the USA just to vote for Trump.

Ok redneck , enjoy the trip and bring your rimming gear.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]