Game 2024 Kevin Bartlett medal for Most Behinds kicked in H&A

[Saveloy Rockstar]

As a side note, going into round 8 the teams with the most collective behinds were:

Poort 113
LOLions 104
Swines 100
Bloosers 98

Shai Bolton a chance

Nowhere near it currently... equal 40th with 7 behinds

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Exciting times in the Bay Coleman race as Joke Daniherpes continues to lead with Chuckles Turdnow right up his clacker and also in second place, followed by the Cameron brothers, Kyle Lameflog, Most Egregious Goal Celebrant winner Little Timmy Papsmear, and Joke 'Tubs' Stinger literally rounding out the peleton

If everyone stays healthy and out of trouble I can definitely see the winner cracking a half century, not to mention a fat as they are awarded the prized trophy

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

In the real Coleman Jake Waterman

2

Jake Waterman

Age

26

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

2star

K

7.8

3star

HB

2.0

1star

M

5.8

5star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

12.2

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

put on a stunning 5 goal performance to leapfrog into first spot

In the Bay Coleman Gee Imissed also put on a stunning 5 behind performance to keep into 2nd behind Joke Daniherpes

If you watched the game the commentators went on about how his nickname is Deadeye Jye

Funniest thing I’ve heard since some flog called Hacky McSpray ‘deadeye’

 

[zackah]

Could you not have come up with an original name for this award instead of the name of the actual goal kicking award?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

After due consideration and with zero input from zackah Im going to call it the Kevin Bartlett medal as KB is not only the leading scorer of behinds since records were kept but also the only player in the top 100 goal kickers to have more behinds than goals



A fitting tribute to ‘Hungry’

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Exciting times as the sour cream sinks to the bottom with Prince Chuckles kicking a round-high bag of behinds to usurp Daniherpes, and it's looking like a two horses-arse race at the moment but anything can and might happen and possibly will, or not



Meanwhile the Most Egregious Goal Celebrator moves up to 3rd ahead of Campaigner Roads, whilst Anothermiss, Jermy and Ugly-Nina-Hagen deserve a special mention for being equal 5th despite playing fewer games

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Came for the stats. Stayed for the forcibly terrible nicknames.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Came for the stats. Stayed for the forcibly terrible nicknames.

Stick to World War Werewolf, whatever that is

 

[Footy Is The Win]

After due consideration and with zero input from zackah Im going to call it the Kevin Bartlett medal as KB is not only the leading scorer of behinds since records were kept but also the only player in the top 100 goal kickers to have more behinds than goals

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A fitting tribute to ‘Hungry’

Nuts was a dead eye. 1299 straight

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

King Chuckles maintains his grip on the throne over the ursurper Daniherpes



Lameflog with a bullet after his goalless contribution to Essendong's latestest loss to a top 10 team

 

[frggr]

Came for the stats. Stayed for the forcibly terrible nicknames.

No room for "Maxipad Gawn" though (((

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Seems like you’re the only flog determined to perpetuate that nickname

 

[NetworkNerd]

Should be renamed the Nick Watson medal

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Should be renamed the Nick Watson medal

Worthy nom, maybe in another 20 seasons

 

[NetworkNerd]

Worthy nom, maybe in another 20 seasons

If he goes at the current rate once he hits 50 scoring shots he will be the most innacurate player of all time.

Current worst is David Rhoades with a 28% goal kicking accuracy. Watson is 25%

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If he goes at the current rate once he hits 50 scoring shots he will be the most innacurate player of all time.

Current worst is David Rhoades with a 28% goal kicking accuracy. Watson is 25%

Yes. OTOH KB kicked 781 behinds, and this is the award for the most behinds not the worst accuracy

 

[MC Bad Genius]

If he goes at the current rate once he hits 50 scoring shots he will be the most innacurate player of all time.

Current worst is David Rhoades with a 28% goal kicking accuracy. Watson is 25%

Jetta's early career goal kicking accuracy rate would've been absolutely horrendous. Kicked something like 20 behinds before nailing his first goal haha.

 

[Del165198]

Travis bonk deserves a mention for sheer inaccuracy with 0.11 plus a few OOFs

 

[frggr]

Backfire.
Reason: 3 weeks post H&A season and OP hasn't done their job.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol the Brownlow hasn’t been awarded yet either, flog

Anyway, thanks for the reminder… and the winners are:

In 3rd place with 35 behinds from 22 games: frggr ’s own Germy Cameron!

In 2nd with 41 from 21 it’s Elmer_Hauser ’s Chuckles Turdnow!

And our winner, well deserved, with 44 behinds from 22 games is none other than Joke Daniherpes!!!

Congrats to those that correctly picked Joke in the pole: taurus Tippett2Goal Beast of Burden and Rave90