Game 2025 season predicitons

[jannissary]

As the dawn of the 2025th season of AFL comes ever closer, what are your personal predictions for the season?

i hope it's a good one and that zach merrett earns his first brownlow medal.

also, how funny was the grand final, rewatched it this arvo. shitney were shit house

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tigers top 4

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Geelong wooden spoon too old, too slow.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Essendon win a final.

 

[V_23]

• Essendon don't win a final
• Richmond win only one game
• Norf win 6-7 games

 

[jannissary]

• Essendon don't win a final
• Richmond win only one game
• Norf win 6-7 games

how about carlolton?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

how about carlolton?

Ninth

 

[frggr]

Brisbane were kissed on the dick so hard that finals series.

Uhh predictions:

• Geelong make the final 4
• Hawks drop off a bit
• Carlolton fans will claim the flag is theirs within the first 8 rounds of the season
• Mars still won't receive AFL broadcasts
• Bailey Smith has his best ever season free of the shackles of Bevo and the stench of Bob Murphy
• Yze sacked
• Eagles to win 3 gamez

 

[dees arent rabble]

The dikpics will finish 10th.

 

[Pralaya]

Hoping for a great season too, and Zach Merrett definitely deserves a Brownlow

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Freo will win the flag
Pies miss finals again and Fly sacked
* to tank the season, finish bottom 4 and then trade for Harley Reid
Ken Hinkley sacked by round 10


#ElmersGoodOil

 

[jannissary]

Freo will win the flag
Pies miss finals again and Fly sacked
* to tank the season, finish bottom 4 and then trade for Harley Reid
Ken Hinkley sacked by round 10


#ElmersGoodOil

kern is unsackable.

 

[James Colorado]

James Colorado to drink too much bourbon at games.

 

[STPer18]

Geelong finals again.
Harley Reid to tell Worst Coast to GAGF.
RichLOL to win their 9th spoon.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Freo will win the flag
Pies miss finals again and Fly sacked
* to tank the season, finish bottom 4 and then trade for Harley Reid
Ken Hinkley sacked by round 10


#ElmersGoodOil

SPOT ON my dear girl.
And welcome back. again.

 

[catscratchfever]

18thmond continue on their merry way and hoist another flag. A white flag.

Geelong cruise into another finals series.

Mudpies sneak into the bottom half of the 8 and go out first week.

Whorethorn crash out of contention after a promising start.

Voss The Boss Of Loss gets the boot from Carltoon.

Angry Ant also gets his marching orders.

The AFL is exposed as the corrupt old boys network that it’s always been.

(Just joking about the last point - perish the thought, the AFL is as pure as the driven snow.)

 

[Pistol Night]

Freo will win the flag
Pies miss finals again and Fly sacked
* to tank the season, finish bottom 4 and then trade for Harley Reid
Ken Hinkley sacked by round 10


#ElmersGoodOil

Carlton next coach sacking or dick pic will be a interesting watch. Unless Vossy gets the red dragon out and does both at once

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Carlton next coach sacking or dick pic will be a interesting watch. Unless Vossy gets the red dragon out and does both at once

I am just happy Josh Frydenberg is out of the running for Carlton president

Such a oily used cars salesman

 

[Pistol Night]

I am just happy Josh Frydenberg is out of the running for Carlton president

Such a oily used cars salesman

Yeah ya wouldn't want a dodgey president to replace a dodg...


Carry on

 

[BloodRet]

alright swans flag for sure this time

 

[zackah]

Nate Caddy to kick 436 goals and make my pants too tight

Shame he loses the Coleman to Kako though

 

[Pistol Night]

alright swans flag for sure this time

Get within 10 goals this time and id give yous some medals

 

[Frank Thring]

Freo to make the Grand Final
Hawthorn to miss finals
Crows to make finals
Jordan Dawson to win the Brownlow

 

[Pistol Night]

Nate Caddy to kick 436 goals and make my pants too tight

Shame he loses the Coleman to Kako though

900 odd goals from 2 blokes should see a finals win surely?

 

[Chronz]

900 odd goals from 2 blokes should see a finals win surely?

He forgot to mention that's career total, starting from the auskick days.