Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[bombreys]

He's finished, not contributing in a side performing shithouse & fans are rightfully sick of him being picked, but FIGJAM? Jesus Christ. There are many things you could knock him for but being arrogant would have to be dead last.

Agree it’s probably the wrong term, but wanting to play on next year is flat out selfish. It’s awfully close to being a form of arrogance

 

[NAB777]

Dropped.

 

[Call Me Cake]

It's a changing of the times

 

[andleanback]

You're actually going to the games?

Better than being at home and putting the tv through the wall

 

[VexOh]

Retire please. For the love of god, please.

 

[jannissary]

Better than being at home and putting the tv through the wall

literally

 

[Call Me Cake]

If Heppell doesn't take this as a hint and doesn't finally (and gracefully) hang up the boots like Hurley did then he will have proven that he is as delusional as I thought he was.

 

[jmoo wan]

If Heppell doesn't take this as a hint and doesn't finally (and gracefully) hang up the boots like Hurley did then he will have proven that he is as delusional as I thought he was.

thanks damian

 

[yodellinhank]

Dropped.

The must have been a very tough conversation. I hope everyone involved are all okay.

 

[carloss]

Not named in the VFL

 

[yodellinhank]

Not named in the VFL

Who do we drop for him next week?

 

[Squeaky]

Who do we drop for him next week?

Roberts most likely...

 

[yodellinhank]

Roberts most likely...

Bit harsh on the sub

 

[nipst@r]

Now is finally dropped. Deserves a good send off game against the swans.

Like most of our players, we kept him a year to long but that's on dodo not heppel. Most players hang on for dear life.

Hope he gets cheers and applauded on his last game.

 

[div12ressie]

Heppell and Wright very stiff to get dropped. Should be back in for next week

 

[ant555]

The must have been a very tough conversation. I hope everyone involved are all okay.

They where fine after a quick cuddle.

 

[ydc55]

Dyson is a wonderful person.
I think it would be fitting for him to give his jumper to a young dreadlocked Isaac Kako next year.
A farewell game against Gold Coast would be really fitting.
Not sure we owe goldy a goodbye game.

 

[Howard Moon]

Walking round the VFL looking like a hobo

 

[Old Campaigner]

If you're not in the best 22 at his age then surely it's the end of the line

 

[ghostdog]

Not named in the VFL

So, like, totally omitted.

 

[D3K91]

Shockin' haircut. Looked great with the buzz. Gonna be retired based on that haircut alone.

 

[jmoo wan]

So, like, totally omitted.

VFL smashed it today - not sure where Dyson fits into that team to be honest

 

[dnbassador]

So, like, totally omitted.

Pretty shit to not even play VFL tbh

 

[jmoo wan]

So, like, totally omitted.

he’s omitted, not committed

 

[eth-dog]

Pretty shit to not even play VFL tbh

Probably the held over emergency