AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Call Me Cake]

What the hell is going on

 

[Vindicater]

Murphy for sure has to go

 

[Kong]

heck of a pre season tho

 

[ant555]

Didn't we get more total clearances and centre clearances than GC?

What's the number we should be beating the GC midfield and ruck set up by?

The numbers where very even.
17 all for Stoppage clearance.
11 / 13 our way at center bounce .
I have not looked up scores from clearance but I suspect they where slightly better based on Rowell and Anderson producing a few good breakout clearances.

 

[ant555]

Take any reports with a grain of salt as under Scott other than the desperation moves at the end of last year we have been taking a slow build in the rehab and generally giving players an extra 2 or so weeks longer than the norm.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

I'm willing to give thoughts and prayers a try at this point

i've got my crystals ready if you need some extra thoughts

 

[Snake Charmer]

What’s with the club not being up front about injuries? Everyone’s out 1-2 and it turns into 5

 

[faible]

What’s with the club not being up front about injuries? Everyone’s out 1-2 and it turns into 5

Players getting re-injured, and injury rehab isn't an exact science.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

i really don't look at too many other clubs injury lists but i can't really think of many players who'll consistently get reinjured as much as some of our players do.

 

[faible]

i really don't look at too many other clubs injury lists but i can't really think of many players who'll consistently get reinjured as much as some of our players do.

Dion Prestia has spent half his life being reinjured, as has Taylor Adams. Both across multiple clubs.

Zac Williams at GWS and Carlton (under Andrew Russell)

We've turned our S&C team over quite a few times as well. I think we're probably just more aware of it for our players.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

Dion Prestia has spent half his life being reinjured, as has Taylor Adams. Both across multiple clubs.

Zac Williams at GWS and Carlton (under Andrew Russell)

We've turned our S&C team over quite a few times as well. I think we're probably just more aware of it for our players.

probably just doomer thinking but man it's frustrating

 

[Inspecta Gadget]

Move Dodoro into the S+C department. He couldn't do any ****ing worse

 

[ant555]

What’s with the club not being up front about injuries? Everyone’s out 1-2 and it turns into 5

Maybe they don’t want to say out for 3 but we will give him 5 or 6 weeks before we play him .
I know it annoys most but for me it is an non issue.

 

[Maddogm]

Move Dodoro into the S+C department. He couldn't do any ****ing worse

"Put another jacket on it - it fixes everything"

 

[Snake Charmer]

Players getting re-injured, and injury rehab isn't an exact science.

Do the footy club know there’s some sort of science involved? We seem to be pretty average at this lol

 

[faible]

Do the footy club know there’s some sort of science involved? We seem to be pretty average at this lol

I think we're more of a vibes based club

 

[Maddogm]

Do the footy club know there’s some sort of science involved? We seem to be pretty average at this lol

We tried the science, it didn't go well

 

[Agronomus]

The Parish bashers have gone quiet !!, hopefully the clowns on here knocking him will now STFU....

Our problem is a lack of soft, unaccountable rovers?

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

Another set back in rehab. Murphy the gift that keeps on giving. Anyone in the S&c department should be walked the day our season finishes. It’s beyond a joke now

There are so many factors to consider regarding injuries. Cheap shots at the S&C department are the low hanging fruit…

 

[BomberManU]

Wow, out for another 5 weeks, according to the injury report.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

Wow, out for another 5 weeks, according to the injury report.

lucky we were so cautious! otherwise he might’ve sustained even more injuries

 

[ghostdog]

It's metal limbs time. Let's get it done.

 

[MiguelM]

Wow, out for another 5 weeks, according to the injury report.

Yeah, esp since Scott said at the presser he had some tightness.

Must be super tight!

Seems a ridiculous amount of time for a calf injury.

 

[Nifft]

It's metal limbs time. Let's get it done.

Time for the robocop conversion you think?

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

It's metal limbs time. Let's get it done.

Yes, yes it is. eth-dog