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Delusional.So metal LEGS.
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That would be okay, just to be able to see it in action, but it's 2024. I'm looking at the Ex Machina version. No one will ever know.Time for the robocop conversion you think?
It's metal limbs time. Let's get it done.
Yes, yes it is. eth-dog
So metal LEGS.
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If by legs you mean arms, then yes.So metal LEGS.
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Yes we're going to replace a leg with an arm.If by legs you mean arms, then yes.
replacing an arm with a leg sounds expensive - like it might cost… an arm an a legYes we're going to replace a leg with an arm.
Glad you guys aren't on the cybernetics team.
…..We manage the physical condition of our players?We are missing Parish badly at the minute and very frustrating to hear of another 'set back' for our injury rehab programs.
It may be low hanging fruit but it is no secret that we have been very poor in this area in for a long time.. consistently long injury lists, long recovery times, multiple reinjuries, soft tissue injuries, poor fade outs in both games and seasons.
Something is seriously wrong with how we manage the physical conditioning of our players.
Unless it’s an 8 point game.That’s a doctrine in itself
4 points is 4 points though right?
Gold.Move Dodoro into the S+C department. He couldn't do any ****ing worse
There’s also the 16 point game where if you win you make top four and if you lose you miss the 8Unless it’s an 8 point game.
If percentage is in the line too, it can stretch to a 12 point game but these are rare.
How is a soft receiver beastly?Need this guy back asap, clearance beast
If anyone missed FC tonight. Short segment on Ess midfield and Darcy parish…
If anyone missed FC tonight. Short segment on Ess midfield and Darcy parish…
Exactly this. Our midfield might put up decent numbers individually but our stoppage work has been shocking since Parish has gone out. Lost the clearances 35-44 on the weekend to a team missing three of it's best inside mids.Finger nail deep analysis there though.
We have gotten pantsed at general stoppages 4 of the last 5 games (3 of those against the 3 worst teams in the comp) and belted at centre clearances against Norf, West Coast and Richmond.
We are winning because of our general contested possession game (outside stoppage CP) and transition scoring, not because our midfield is going gangbusters at clearance. Parish is sorely missed in that regard.