A few pictures so that you know who I am.

[acuguy]

Great thread John!

But mate i think you are confused, i didn't accuse you of faceless bravado. I felt like you were accusing posters of faceless bravado. Doesn't matter and ingenius thread has arisen from a misunderstanding. bravo

 

[blynd_freddie]

Apologies John but I’ve got to get in on this taking the p!ss… boom-tish.

Many years ago... John as a young English lad?

A candid wedding photo… very late in the evening I believe?

And a more recent shot of John, no longer an Anglo-Saxon and semi retired?

 

[John]

 

[GingerGreatness]

 

[weevil]

If I could find a decent pic and quote from “John-Michael 'Hollywood' Howson” it would be all over this thread.

 

[blynd_freddie]

If I could find a decent pic and quote from “John-Michael 'Hollywood' Howson” it would be all over this thread.

From Adventure Island, John is the clown...

There are known quotes but I believe all would get me carded...

 

[Hollow Knight]

From Adventure Island, John is the clown...

There are known quotes but I believe all would get me carded...

Holy hell! Is that the same bear costume that The Late Show used for "Shirty: The Slightly Aggressive Bear."

Looks identical.

 

[weevil]

Holy hell! Is that the same bear costume that The Late Show used for "Shirty: The Slightly Aggressive Bear."

Looks identical.

I believe that was intentional. Irony lost on us younger generations.

 

[Grimreepah]

 

[irel]

John says...

 

[irel]

A picture of John before the gender re-orientation operation.

 

[GingerGreatness]

Over the years, John has also appeared in different guises on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine...

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

John also found time to spend in personal reflection, and upon finding himself, went on a mission to espouse his new found philosophies to the world from his quiet mountain retreat in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas of western Pakistan.

 

[John]

After a hard day at work I enjoy playing my viola.

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My chums and I do occasionally like to wear wigs. Can you guess witch one I am?

 

[Schache It Off]

 

[The Flying Belgian]

Dainty on the deity...

 

[The Flying Belgian]

John, as he menaced Port Hedland and Karratha:

 

[The Flying Belgian]

John always looks good in green...

 

[The Flying Belgian]

(John, far right)

 

[Hollow Knight]

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
Tomorrow I'll miss you.
I'm sending all my loving, to you.
GOODNIGHT AUSTRALIA!

 

[Grimreepah]

John on one of his farewell tours.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

John consults his lawyer after his good mate Cuz gets pulled up & searched for hauling a secret stash of John's mums special icing sugar.

 

[blynd_freddie]

Icing sugar is soooo passé… Smackin’ spice is now the go for Big Bad John.

 

[The Flying Belgian]

John, in a film in which he starred with himself, about him finding a portal into his own head:

John, on percussion duties for The Beach Boys:

John, on the blow:

And finally, John after spending a few years posting on BigFooty.:

 

[stitchface]