A message from Bay13 to Geelong's Bigfooty posting contingent.

How do you feel about the Geelong football club?

  • Awesome comedy value & great source of cheap finals wins for other clubs

  • Living roof that you can't buy flags with mercenary scumbags

  • After Collingwood, biggest finals chokers in the history of the sport

  • Misunderstood & unappreciated... nah not really they're a bunch 'o ********s

  • The club isn't so bad but their supporters are a worthless bunch of deros


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Speaking of plans that reminds me I have some planning to take care of...

At the start of the year Vesty and I made a bet, he foolishly claimed Stephen Motlop would kick at least 50 goals this season - the winner gets to own the loser's location text for the entire offseason. Well Vesty it seems you are now the loser of that bet, so now I must decide on the text you'll wear for the next 4+ months. ;)
 
I am worried for Bosk. There isn't enough lube in the world to stop the friction burns that would be occurring right now.
 

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Hi guys, how are you? Did you enjoy the game? Don't mind me folks I'm not here to rub tonight's result in, I just want to check that you guys are doing okay. :)

By 'you guy's I'm of course referring to Nakia Chappyuk Doctor Gero HaroLad Geelong Dynasty STPer18 Lunchlady Doris chefmeister KardiniaPark Kardinia Park Down at K Park Catsnlakers NickCC RedVest4 firefighter geelong_crazy26 Geelong_Sicko maryjames Benny78 Rockford Mr Blicavs geelongempire newcs Catsmaninamerica King Cold Seethus FurTheWin frggr 09 Cats Tyler Durden007 Jeff76 SwampCreature Cat A 99cents



















Of course I was joking, I do want to rub salt into your wound. Oh yes.

And on that note - **** you. That's right, **** every single one of you. For being a bunch of smarmy, arrogant, entitled, pretentious, stuck up, humorless, moronic, uneducated and otherwise objectionable shitheaded dickwads who contribute nothing of value to this forum while simultaneously doing your sorry best to ruin each and every thread you post in.

As for your team, well I'm not even going to bother discussing them because anyone who saw tonight's game already knows what a bunch of overrated pretenders they are, something all of us (except you lot apparently) saw months ago. Which really makes it even more amusing you all had your hopes up that another flag was in the offing doesn't it?

Well shitheels there's a lesson here - Geelong doesn't win Premierships without Stephen Dank. On a level playing field your pathetic pissant excuse for a club has no hope, and since grand finals aren't played at your Cheat Ground and the league is now cracking down on PEDs I'd say you have two thirds of **** all hope of ever seeing another Cats flag in your lifetime. Isn't that wonderful?

And so to summarize, your club is a joke, you're a woeful bunch of humans, and on behalf of Bay13 I invite you to go **** yourselves. :)


Hodgey says THANKS FOR THE 2008 PREMIERSHIP ASSHOLES!!! :D:D:D:D

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Nice!


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A message from Bay13 to Geelong's Bigfooty posting contingent.

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