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The Deletion Artist
- Jan 3, 2017
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- East Side Hawks, Matt Hardy
"The Money Fight."
"The 180 Million Dollar Dance."
"That Boxer vs Mixed Martial Arts Thing."
Those are just some of the expressions that aren't being used to describe this rounds' match between the Bombers and the Hawks.
However, one very intriguing aspect of the match is that it will play host to the latest chapter of the SFA's most bitter rivalry, that of the war of words between TheCoach16 and BRAB.
Interestingly, their first on-field meeting after goading each other for most of last season, the offseason and this season, takes place at roughly the same time as the big fight between Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor.
This co-incidence begs the question, is Coach vs BRAB the "Money Fight" of the SFA?
After careful deliberation, I can safely say...
...
...
no.
The SFA isn't real.
It's a fictional league with results pre-determined by a computer simulation.
All the posters personas are fake and they don't really hate each other.
It's preposterous to compare this to a massively hyped boxing match.
It is, however, perfectly comparable to professional wrestling!
So let's get stuck in!
Here is a recent photo of TheCoach16:
As you can see, Coach is a very large and physically strong man. Here's a recent moment when he met with the Bombers medical staff:
Very impressive!
On the other hand, here is BRAB:
...yeah, not exactly the most threatening person on the planet.
To his credit though, BRAB does keep on spamming, no matter what he's hit with.
So with that in mind, let's take a look at what the match thread might look like!
And there you have it!
Until next time, you're watching:
#ThePhenomShow
READ REVIEWS OF MY PREVIOUS THREADS!
"The 180 Million Dollar Dance."
"That Boxer vs Mixed Martial Arts Thing."
Those are just some of the expressions that aren't being used to describe this rounds' match between the Bombers and the Hawks.
However, one very intriguing aspect of the match is that it will play host to the latest chapter of the SFA's most bitter rivalry, that of the war of words between TheCoach16 and BRAB.
Interestingly, their first on-field meeting after goading each other for most of last season, the offseason and this season, takes place at roughly the same time as the big fight between Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor.
This co-incidence begs the question, is Coach vs BRAB the "Money Fight" of the SFA?
After careful deliberation, I can safely say...
...
...
no.
The SFA isn't real.
It's a fictional league with results pre-determined by a computer simulation.
All the posters personas are fake and they don't really hate each other.
It's preposterous to compare this to a massively hyped boxing match.
It is, however, perfectly comparable to professional wrestling!
So let's get stuck in!
Here is a recent photo of TheCoach16:
As you can see, Coach is a very large and physically strong man. Here's a recent moment when he met with the Bombers medical staff:
Very impressive!
On the other hand, here is BRAB:
...yeah, not exactly the most threatening person on the planet.
To his credit though, BRAB does keep on spamming, no matter what he's hit with.
So with that in mind, let's take a look at what the match thread might look like!
And there you have it!
Until next time, you're watching:
#ThePhenomShow
READ REVIEWS OF MY PREVIOUS THREADS!
