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A woman marries ???????????
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Crazy, crazy people in this world!
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I am sure the dolphin is thrilled.
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What woman doesn't like their husband jumping through hoops?
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Perhaps she couldn't find an Able Seaman?jimmy35 said:
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She only married the Dolphin because you have to go down a lot deeper to find a Sperm whale and I don't think anyone could hold their breath for that length of time.
Sorry! Couldn't help myself!
Sorry! Couldn't help myself!
taff wa said:
"In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin"
Actually, the reports I have read say it was in Israel. Probably explains why the groom was attended by four skin divers.
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Wouldnt be the first time a woman has preferred the taste of fish over a male.
They even have a website
So, you adore your pet, consult him when channel switching and give him fish every Sunday. But if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet
They even have a website
So, you adore your pet, consult him when channel switching and give him fish every Sunday. But if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet
YOTC
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Mel B
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taff wa said:
Saw it on the news. What a stupid cow ffs.
Ps. Woman are fantastic when there asleep.
Mel B
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jimmy35 said:
Ho ho ho ho.
taff wa said:
The obvious question here is -
Why?
I hope the dolphin doesn't mind being chattered at for hours.
True story.
A woman who lives in Sydney married a Shark in the 1980s.She kept it in a tank in her flat.
A woman who lives in Sydney married a Shark in the 1980s.She kept it in a tank in her flat.
Boom BoomPerthCrow said:
it was a genuine Shark.She rescued it from her fisherman Brother apparently.
At least the kids will learn how to swim!!!taff wa said:
Can't see that is any worse than what they are doing in California and Massachusetts...
Can someone give me the gist of that? CBF reading that long-ass one linercypher said:She only married the Dolphin because you have to go down a lot deeper to find a Sperm whale and I don't think anyone could hold their breath for that length of time.
Sorry! Couldn't help myself!
I liked your Seaman comment though.
