Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 5 - Blues v Crows Sat April 13th 4:35pm AEST (Marvel)

[Magma]

how does this bloke not have 1000 goals already with frees like that

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Before anyone complains that’s a blatant hold

And I can’t stand Carlton much

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

Careful, you might need to take your own advice.

What advice would that be matey

 

[Kanye West]

Here they come...

Nice goal Umpire

 

[hawkman]

So so soft

 

[YeoShuey]

Clear hold. Good free.

 

[CakeEater]

another non existent free kick for a Carlton fwd leading to a goal.

Im shocked.

 

[Chaisa]

That Curnow free's bound to piss off BF, lol.

Think that one was at least a free.

 

[fnerd]

Fmd
CC is truly a protected species

 

[LukeParkerno1]

how does this bloke not have 1000 goals already with frees like that

You can’t greeco Roman hold him like that.

 

[TW Sherrin]

Plugger and co would've kicked 2000 if they were umpired like this

 

[beerbandit]

Disgrace how much he gets looked after

 

[CaptainHowdy87]

I wish Clokey got umpired the way Curnow does. He'd probably still be playing.

 

[mick500]

Should of been high to keys.

 

[Chism]

Here come the tears after a blatant hold!

 

[Edddiiieee]

Certainties in life
Death
Taxes
Curnow charity frees

 

[CakeEater]

That Curnow free's bound to piss off BF, lol.

Think that one was at least a free.

How?

He copped less contact than a Spinster at a B&S ball

 

[Lethal09]

Come on crows!

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

That Curnow free's bound to piss off BF, lol.

Think that one was at least a free.

Defender wasn’t even looking at the ball and was throwing a saddle on him.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

The free kicks to Curnow are a genuine embarrassment to the sport

He's the only forward that gets them consistently.
I know forwards get away with a lot. But curnow gets a lot and gets away with more

 

[CrowToon]

Don't become like a Port supporter now......

Don't swear at me

 

[SSwans2011]

Fogarty hasn't come on at all. Looked set to be a star, but hardly looks AFL-level at the moment.

 

[CrowToon]

Defender wasn’t even looking at the ball and was throwing a saddle on him.

Can you please stop talking about the umpiring? Focus on the game.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

I wish Clokey got umpired the way Curnow does. He'd probably still be playing.

Very good point.

Curnow is the James Harden of the AFL, master at initiating contact and accentuating it.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Follow the script
1. Umpire looks at the Scoreboard
2. Carlton Behind
3. Umpire awards soft free kick to Curnow

Every week, same script.