Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 8 - Crows v Port Thurs May 2nd 7:30pm AEST (AO)

[thistimeforsure]

For all their faffing on about working class roots and never tear us apart the Port fans sure do love shitting on the club and players when things don’t go well


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[MJG14]

 

[catters05]

Off to the “Sack Hinkley” thread on the Port board for a bit of light reading.

Already thousands of pages long though.

 

[Shane Heard]

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Pepsi max?

I love that stuff.

 

[twiggy4PM]

Port with 10 more inside 50s and 5 more scoring shots and they lost by 30. I just don't get how Port do this so often.

Cos Ken?

 

[joe444]

Great night for holding the ball, compromised team selections and players being exposed as weak.

With our upcoming opponents losing at this rate, people will still be saying, "But Geelong haven't really played anyone" in August. (still, like just Brisbane and Melbourne, Port get a 9+ day break before facing us)

 

[Foucault1989]

So I’m wrong? He had a great first 3 quarters?

North fan. Bagging JHF. Checks out on the objective scale.

Your club is the biggest disgrace in the history of the AFL. An absolute embarrassment to the sport. JHF did the right thing ditching you sad bunch if cry babies.

 

[PerthBoy86]

I’ve counted 3 with butters also

Just feel the htb umpiring in general has been atrocious this season. I personally think just make the rule more lenient - like, whoever is stronger rips it out. That'll be entertaining.

 

[Mr Meow]

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18 behinds. I hope 18 cokes are headed his way from the culprits.

 

[LittleLika]

Port with 10 more inside 50s and 5 more scoring shots and they lost by 30. I just don't get how Port do this so often.

Take a wild guess, you'll probably get it first time.

 

[Danger Zone]

Glad they played their hearts out tonight, something Sloane did his whole career. Deserved send off for him.

 

[Burtonsgottago]

Injury to Marshall would be ******* disastrous for Port

They have zero depth… as soon as they get a few injuries they are in more trouble than most

 

[ApplecrossWC]

North fan. Bagging JHF. Checks out on the objective scale.

Your club is the biggest disgrace in the history of the AFL. An absolute embarrassment to the sport. JHF did the right thing ditching you sad bunch if cry babies.

Are you related to Jason?

 

[RAPPA]

Not playing FInlayson was a poor decision. He would’ve done a lot better than the cadaver Dixon

 

[Mofra]

Is MG ok? Really hoping his injury isn't too bad

 

[Black Saab]

Cos Ken?

Most likely. They cannot get past the same hurdle over and over.

Butters over 30 touches and then the next best is Wines on 22 and it trails off from there.

5 scoring shots share between Boak and Burgoyne for 0.5

I like the Power but bloody hell they just cannot go to the next level.

 

[Black Saab]

Take a wild guess, you'll probably get it first time.

I hear you. It's getting beyond obvious.

 

[The Dougster]

Off to the “Sack Hinkley” thread on the Port board for a bit of light reading.

Will be hard not to hit the 'laugh' reaction

 

[Burtonsgottago]

Absolute ******* campaigner of a game!

Echo?

 

[Del208273]

Jordan Dawson

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Jordan Dawson

Age

27

Ht

191cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

11.4

4star

HB

5.7

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.8

4star

CL

0.6

3star

D

15.7

4star

K

10.9

4star

HB

4.9

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

D

11.8

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.6

3star

checking with Taylor Walker

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Taylor Walker

Age

34

Ht

194cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.7

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.6

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

if it's OK to get the shield/make a speech.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Cheers!

 

[Mr Meow]

Great night for holding the ball, compromised team selections and players being exposed as weak.

With our upcoming opponents losing at this rate, people will still be saying, "But Geelong haven't really played anyone" in August. (still, like just Brisbane and Melbourne, Port get a 9+ day break before facing us)

Still, the win against Adelaide isn't looking too bad now.

Ultimately the "who have you played" argument doesn't work anyway. There's about 15 teams that can wildly fluctuate how well they perform week to week. You roughly know what you will get from NM, Hawthorn and Richmond.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Great night for holding the ball, compromised team selections and players being exposed as weak.

With our upcoming opponents losing at this rate, people will still be saying, "But Geelong haven't really played anyone" in August. (still, like just Brisbane and Melbourne, Port get a 9+ day break before facing us)

Doubt they take risks. Game will be a reset

Out: Marshall, Rozee, Jones, Georgiades and more.

 

[Jeremy Jordan]

North fan. Bagging JHF. Checks out on the objective scale.

Your club is the biggest disgrace in the history of the AFL. An absolute embarrassment to the sport. JHF did the right thing ditching you sad bunch if cry babies.

Haha. What are you on about.
People on here were w***king on about how well JHF’s last quarter was, which is true.

And I pointed out he did SFA for 3 quarters, which is also true.

 

[joe444]

Fact:
If you start the season with Marshall and Dixon as your key forwards, and Esava and Aliir as your key backs, you get what you deserve.