AFL: "LEt'S sTArt tHE SEAsOn wITh TEN tEaMS HAvINg a bYE aND cALL iT RoUNd zERo!!!"

[Feraligatr]

Sack Dillon! Round Zero is the Coke Zero of AFL opening rounds!

Imagine in 2028 we can have gather round and round "0" in Tassie in the state of the art new Stadium.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

McGuire is a special guest. Is making a public apology for his corruption, incompetence, racism and misogyny. He is being placed in stocks before and after the game with spuds called Maynard and rotten radishes (red on the outside,white in the middle) called Moore being chucked at him.

Excellent melt would read again 10/10

 

[bh90210fan]

 

[STPer18]

I couldn't give a crap where the opening games are played, just let every team play the opening round you AFL MUPPETS!

 

[Feraligatr]

We have these things in Victoria called Aeroplanes, I'm not sure if the rest of the country have them yet, but if you get on one you can get from Melbourne to Sydney in an hour!

What an amazing invention!

 

[Trouto]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Imagine in 2028 we can have gather round and round "0" in Tassie in the state of the art new Stadium.

A team in Tassie will go as swimmingly as Johnny Deep and Amber Heard's marriage

I give Tassie 10 years top, before they are liquidated and or relocate to Wellington

 

[Triggering Tiger]

A team in Tassie will go as swimmingly as Johnny Deep and Amber Heard's marriage

I give Tassie 10 years top, before they are liquidated and or relocate to Wellington

Let's hope Carltank are gone before any tassie side.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Let's hope Carltank are gone before any tassie side.

Will you still be alive when Richmond play finals again old man ?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Will you still be alive when Richmond play finals again old man ?

I've seen more than you, you middle age floggo, 8 cups all up so i can go very satisfied even if I die tomorrow. It's 30 years since your last one and 5 spoons must very irritating aye?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I've seen more than you, you middle age floggo, 8 cups all up so i can go very satisfied even if I die tomorrow. It's 30 years since your last one and 5 spoons must very irritating aye?

No it doesn't actually Mr Senility.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

No it doesn't actually Mr Senility.

 

[Trouto]

Oh you two...

 

[Tiger2709]

Carlton ️
Collingwood ️
Richmond ️

But it feels like there is a team missing. Like there is another big Vic team.

Nah, I must have dreamt it.

Melbourne no seriously, there was another big team I'm sure, or is that the drugs speaking?

 

[Tiger2709]

I couldn't give a crap where the opening games are played, just let every team play the opening round you AFL MUPPETS!

This!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

TBF, all the teams with a bye are shit anyway.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Will you still be alive when Richmond play finals again old man ?

Carltanker playing the finals card