AFL Sex Acts

[The Night Shift]

The I want mum and ice please double tease.

Losing two captains in one season and feeling royally rooted.

 

[Brilliant]

The Shameful Tealster

When you can't bar up in a whore house

 

[SydCrow]

The GC special - prematurely ejaculating and then being sexually humiliated in front of your whole family by an 18 year old virgin

 

[Bender_]

The GC special - prematurely ejaculating and then being sexually humiliated in front of your whole family by an 18 year old virgin

Pretty much covers everything.

 

[Jimmy Bravo]

The GC special - rape Port Adelaide

tbhimo

 

[Bender_]

tbhimo

Shorthand?

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

The After-Siren Westhoff.

When the opportunity to remove the gimp head-piece, dog collar and mouth strap billiard-ball presents itself, simply refuse and instead allow the 18 year old virgin to poo all over your face.

 

[Sw3Et]

The Port Adelaide. To subject yourself to severe rape by a bunch of young boys on a field in front of your family.

 

[Dr Pool]

The Primus.

To be smiling and happy half way through a root and then end in humiliation because you can't ejaculate.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

The wobbles:
Pull the most roots out of anyone, but can't finish the majority of the time.

 

[Carson Dial]

Blue Bolt water sports - taking the piss out of Willie Rioli and ASADA

 

[TalkingFootyNow1223]

The Jack Steven - to party on the brink of no return only to find out when reality kicks back in you ****ed your best mate.

 

[Ciderhound]

The GWS bukkake. Allowing the whole Richmond squad to blow their load on you and to just stand there and taje it like a nervous Japanese school girl.

 

[charcoalchicken]

The GWS bukkake. Allowing the whole Richmond squad to blow their load on you and to just stand there and taje it like a nervous Japanese school girl.

Surely the worst gig in pr0n, not sure how either parties get any actual enjoyment out of it