AFL Squib Game

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

This is the Ultimate game of survival with every player in the league.
Each week there is a different challenge with the successful players going on to the next challenge, while the unsuccessful players face execution.
Let the games begin!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

THE PLAYERS

Acres, Blake Blues 001 Allen, Oscar Eagles 013 Andrews, Harris Lions 021 Ashcroft, Will Lions 026 Baker, Liam Tigers 031 Battle, Josh Saints 041 Blakey, Nick Swans 059 Bolton, Shai Tigers 063 Butler, Daniel Saints 097 Byrnes, Ryan Saints 102 Caldwell, Jye Bombers 105 Cerra, Adam Blues 119 Cole, Tom Eagles 138 Cotchin, Trent Tigers 154 Cripps, Patrick Blues 161 Crisp, Jack Magpies 162 Crouch, Brad Saints 163 Curnow, Charlie Blues 172 Daicos, Josh Magpies 175 Daicos, Nick Magpies 176 De Goey, Jordan Magpies 197 Docherty, Sam Blues 204 Draper, Sam Bombers 211 Dunkley, Josh Lions 217 Durham, Sam Bombers 221 Elliott, Jamie Magpies 228 Florent, Oliver Swans 246 Gaff, Andrew Eagles 264 Ginbey, Reuben Eagles 274 Gresham, Jade Saints 288 Gulden, Errol Swans 293 Gunston, Jack Lions 294 Hewett, George Blues 321 Higgins, Jack Saints 324 Hill, Bradley Saints 327 Kelly, Jake Bombers 385 Kelly, Tim Eagles 387 Ladhams, Peter Swans 403 Langford, Kyle Bombers 407 Laverde, Jayden Bombers 410 Lloyd, Jake Swans 420 Marshall, Rowan Saints 449 Martin, Nicholas Bombers 453 Maynard, Brayden Magpies 456 McCluggage, Hugh Lions 464 McDonald, Logan Swans 467 McDonald, Luke Kangaroos 468 McGovern, Mitch Blues 474 McGrath, Andrew Bombers 475 McInerney, Justin Swans 477 McInerney, Oscar Lions 478 Mcintosh, Kamdyn Tigers 480 McStay, Daniel Magpies 493 Merrett, Zachary Bombers 502 Mihocek, Brody Magpies 506 Mills, Callum Swans 510 Mitchell, Tom Magpies 514 Motlop, Jesse Blues 521 Nankervis, Toby Tigers 532 Neale, Lachie Lions 536 Newman, Nic Blues 540 Parish, Darcy Bombers 561 Parker, Luke Swans 562 Pendlebury, Scott Magpies 570 Perkins, Archie Bombers 573 Powell, Tom Kangaroos 587 Prestia, Dion Tigers 590 Ridley, Jordan Bombers 613 Rioli, Daniel Tigers 615 Ross, Jack Tigers 623 Saad, Adam Blues 635 Setterfield, Will Bombers 648 Sheezel, Harry Kangaroos 655 Shiel, Dylan Bombers 657 Sidebottom, Steele Magpies 663 Silvagni, Jack Blues 664 Sinclair, Jack Saints 667 Starcevich, Brandon Lions 686 Taranto, Tim Tigers 705 Vlastuin, Nick Tigers 734 Wanganeen-Milera, Nasiah Saints 742 Weitering, Jacob Blues 754 Wilkie, Callum Saints 761 Wood, Mason Saints 779 Ziebell, Jack Kangaroos 791 Zurhaar, Cameron Kangaroos 793

 

[Lethality]

Thread of the Year.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The games haven't even started, and we've already had our first execution:

PLAYER 117 - JASON CASTAGNA

11

Jason Castagna

Age

28

Ht

182cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.3

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

11.4

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.1

5star

D

14.8

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

ELIMINATED

 

[Lethality]

Is there a get caught doing coke in the toilets challenge?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

First week of competition. This week, any player who doesn't make the cut for their team is eliminated.

 

[Lethality]

First week of competition. This week, any player who doesn't make the cut for their team is eliminated.

This is an excellent thread

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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Oh really then why are you here then?

 

[zackah]

This is an excellent thread

Until Jazny starts mashing for bullying

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Until Jazny starts mashing for bullying

Do you tell her fill out the complaints form?

 

[Jazny]

First week of competition. This week, any player who doesn't make the cut for their team is eliminated.

What if they are injured??

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

What if they are injured??

 

[Stronzo]

So at the outset is it safe to say the winner will come from the group of players that play every game this season?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

So at the outset is it safe to say the winner will come from the group of players that play every game this season?

Depends on the challenge, but it's very likely.

 

[Flamboyant_Jack_Gunston]

Will Nic Nat squib 2023?

 

[Purple Suit]

Will Nic Nat squib 2023?

“Take a mark in round 1”

Nic Nat is gone whether he plays or not.

 

[Shueygod]

“Take a mark in round 1”

Nic Nat is gone whether he plays or not.

“Hit a target by foot”, Fyfe gone too.

 

[Laphroaig]

Displays courage over the contested ball.

See ya Lochie O'Brien

4

Lochie O'brien

Age

25

Ht

185cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

9.3

4star

HB

3.9

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.3

3star

CL

0.7

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

3.2

3star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.4

4star

CL

1.0

3star

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Can I be Front Man MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE ?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Is this a thread about Bryce Gibbs?

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Needs more Jane Darling.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Can I be Front Man MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE ?

I have already appointed myself Front Man.
But you can be one of my Elites, with the added benefit of selecting any Bay 13 underling servant to have your way with.

 

[James Colorado]

Maintains his composure even when his own teammates * up.

I love you James Sicily

6

James Sicily

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

12.7

5star

HB

5.7

4star

M

6.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

365.0

5star

D

19.4

4star

K

14.3

5star

HB

5.1

3star

M

5.9

5star

T

1.0

2star

MG

437.4

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

173.8

3star

, but you better hope that's not a challenge. You'll be gone at the first contest of Round 1, and it doesn't matter how many lifelines you have, they'll all get burnt very quickly.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Is there a get caught doing coke in the toilets challenge?

Surely it would be a don’t get caught challenge

Hope there is a Don’t sook about an umpires decision contest