AFL tell Sheedy to GAGF, apologise to Ginnivan instead

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Earlier this week well-known agitator and suspected Martian Kevin 'Sheedy' Sheedy demanded the AFL apologise to Essendone for calling them drug cheats merely because they used drugs to cheat

The AFL responded by giving Sheedy the bird and instead apologised to Collingwood young turk and 2023 Rising Star/Brownlow/B&F winner Jack 'Meoff' Ginnivan for accidentally missing the multiple decapitations he suffered at the hands of the unsociable 'family pokies club' Dingley 2nds - no doubt at the specific instruction of their golliwog-loving racist president

AFL admits missing Ginnivan high frees as Pies coach backs feisty forward’s ‘skill’

AFL admits missing Ginnivan high frees as Pies coach backs feisty forward’s ‘skill’

www.foxsports.com.au

I'm sure everyone here in the Bay would agree that this is the right and just thing to do and is looking forward to seeing Ginnivan kick a bag of set shot goals on Monday as a result of the umpires being afraid not to. Craig 'Marty' McFly playing 5D chess, bravo

Photo: Are you not entertained?

Post your melts below

 

[FISTO]

Ginnivan has a higher standing in the game and is more respected than Sheedy

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ginnivan has a higher standing in the game and is more respected than Sheedy

I would make a list of people Ginnivan has a higher standing in the game than but unfortunately BF has a 16MB limit on posts so I'll just name a few:

Sheedy
J. Hird
Watsons (both)
'Bummer' Thompson
M. Llllloyd
Brendon 'Jean Luc' Goddard

zackah feel free to add

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Ginnivan is more of a man than Old Kev will ever be.

 

[FISTO]

I bet Kev doesn't even own a GoPro

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I would make a list of people Ginnivan has a higher standing in the game than but unfortunately BF has a 16MB limit on posts so I'll just name a few:

Sheedy
J. Hird
Watsons (both)
'Bummer' Thompson
M. Llllloyd
Brendon 'Jean Luc' Goddard

zackah feel free to add

Whatever happened to Essendon? Did they get on the drugs or something?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

James Turd happened to them

Hopefully he'll happen to them again

I bet Kev doesn't even own a GoPro

Neither does Jack so we'll have to call that one a draw

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Poor bastards. I actually dreamt once I followed the Dongs and woke up terrified.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Ginnivan reminds me of Mark McGough .
He also reminds me of a peacock.

 

[the avoca drover]

He certainly gets under the skin of opposition fans, especially old, bitter campaigners.
Good to see.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Ginnivan reminds me of Mark McGough .
He also reminds me of a peacock.

Rihcmond remind me of a kicked in spring roll.

 

[Party Gull]

They should write the apology on the side of a bullet and fire it into his ear canals so it reaches him as quickly as possible, such is the urgency of this situation.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

They should write the apology on the side of a bullet and fire it into his ear canals so it reaches him as quickly as possible, such is the urgency of this situation.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

They should write the apology on the side of a bullet and fire it into his ear canals so it reaches him as quickly as possible, such is the urgency of this situation.

Melt noted

 

[Lethality]

Ginnivan is just playing by the rules that the AFL set.

Really if you're a small forward these days and you're not practising your ducking technique, you're letting down the club.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Get on him for the Brownlow/Coleman double

You can thank me later

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

OP tell that plump gastropod Ginnipig to pull his head in and stop pulling his head trying to milk free kicks.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I think you're the one who needs to stop pulling his head Elmer

 

[zackah]

My finger slipped

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

My finger slipped

Early nom for melt of the year as zackah divvies my beautiful Fred after I hang shit on a bunch of Essendone losers :tears

Thoughts about this rampant censorship Wosh Dinsdale Chief ?

 

[zackah]

Tagging mods in the divvy

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Divvying threads because they sledge your team

This could be easily prevented by introducing a rule that all mods must have a minimum penis length of 2cm

Just a suggestion

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Ginnipig. AA. Coleman. Brownlow.

Oh boy, what will those rudderless pies fans bring up next?

 

[Cyclops]

He certainly gets under the skin of opposition fans, especially old, bitter campaigners.
Good to see.

Too true, he even gets under my skin with his Duckwoodery.

Nevertheless, GAGF Bomber "I was bullied into holding drugs for a mate, and I was the lynchpin of the Essendon Drugs cartel, and something something Geelong" Thompson.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Have the AFL apologised to * yet?