Game Day AFLW Round 2 vs GWS

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I just thought I'd let everyone know:

My suspicions have been confirmed - you do become more attractive when you wear North colours/become a North player. I watched Kearney all last year for the bulldogs and thought "great player but not my type". I saw her the other day wearing black pants and a North polo and she looked like a Victoria's secret model - the way the light hit her dimples...truly breath taking. I walked up to her and said "Emma, it's that Italian for "beautiful princess?""

How long after she kicked you in the nuts before you could breathe properly?
 

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I just thought I'd let everyone know:

My suspicions have been confirmed - you do become more attractive when you wear North colours/become a North player. I watched Kearney all last year for the bulldogs and thought "great player but not my type". I saw her the other day wearing black pants and a North polo and she looked like a Victoria's secret model - the way the light hit her dimples...truly breath taking. I walked up to her and said "Emma, it's that Italian for "beautiful princess?""


Haha, Number 12 is my favorite Bresnehan
 
How long after she kicked you in the nuts before you could breathe properly?
She told me to "piss off". It was quite embarrassing because everyone around me heard it. But as I turned to walk away she touched my wrist; as I turned waiting for more expletives she winked and put her finger to her lips. I thought it was a bit rich for her to tell me to leave and expect me to keep her vitamin B12 and/or magnesium deficiency a secret.
 
I'm pretty close to the ground and we're getting a thunderstorm now. Twice in a row at Drummoyne and the ground has no cover. Tiny crowd and wet weather footy sadly.
Would prefer being out in the rain than having to tolerate lapdog bob and his 73 questions and crap stories
 

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Do they still play a full game with the start time pushed back?

I presume so. If it was AFLX, they'd have some weird variation of the Duckworth-Lewis system ending with penalty kicks from 20m out on the boundary line.
 

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