The Warlord
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- Aug 21, 2018
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I just thought I'd let everyone know:
My suspicions have been confirmed - you do become more attractive when you wear North colours/become a North player. I watched Kearney all last year for the bulldogs and thought "great player but not my type". I saw her the other day wearing black pants and a North polo and she looked like a Victoria's secret model - the way the light hit her dimples...truly breath taking. I walked up to her and said "Emma, it's that Italian for "beautiful princess?""
How long after she kicked you in the nuts before you could breathe properly?