An official warning to all Crowbot and Poort fans.

[Asgardian]

Climb back in your barrel and see if you can find all those missing kids The Family kidnapped.

I reckon the Beaumont's pre-date The Family

 

[Crankyhawk]

How shit would Essendon be if they weren't under the influence of performance enhancing drugs.

Scary thought really

See 2014 for the answer.

 

[xamol]

Climb back in your barrel and see if you can find all those missing kids The Family kidnapped.

Any more bodies found down at Cronulla beach????

 

[Beats28772]

A more appropriate name would be Shithole Mall really.

Sydney stinks like Poo! Nuff said.

 

[Peppino99]

Dear inhabitants from Barreltown,

The stars have realigned, we are all aware of it. Poort, after years of being shit, are now playing a very fine type of footy, which I openly applaud. Good on you.

The Crows, after a run of moderate success, followed by some shocking cheating and money-laundering, are now heading toward the dung heap of footy, for how long, nobody knows.

I haven't said anything we don't already know. What I do want to say goes to the heart of what made this place a shocking, scorched and utterly barren piece of cracked earth some years ago. Think Blood Meridian, think the Moon for all I care, but DO NOT return us to the worst days of the West Horsham shitfights. I cannot think of anything more depressing than opening up the Bay and seeing it clogged with endless threads about crowd numbers, Rory Sloane or what Patrick Dangerfield did and didn't do in the showdown 3 years ago.

Listen up children of Don Dunstan - WE DON'T CARE.

Don't forget Poort, when you were shit, you had to use Bay covers at all your home games, bar showdowns. And you Crowbots, you were as thick as thieves (an apt metaphor) round here when Roo and Mcleod were up and about.

But please, for the love of dog, STOP STINKING UP THE BAY WITH YOUR SHITFIGHTS.

Many thanks,

Signed the Sane and the Weary of Bay 13.

OP finds it hard to avoid reading these topics and must read everything posted in Bay 13.

Unfortunately the rabbit hole goes deeper than you know OP. PAFC and AFC rivalries can be likened to Collingwood and Carlton? perhaps they should also vacate the bay...

 

[db swannie]

Any more bodies found down at Cronulla beach????

Not yet, but they have already found the killers, which puts them in front of The Beaumonts and The Family, et al.

 

[db swannie]

OP finds it hard to avoid reading these topics and must read everything posted in Bay 13.

Unfortunately the rabbit hole goes deeper than you know OP. PAFC and AFC rivalries can be likened to Collingwood and Carlton? perhaps they should also vacate the bay...

I don't mind a rivalry thread, if they contain good, clever posting in them. That tends to happen when sides are on parity.

Crows and port are rarely on parity, but they're always having borin shitfights about the topics I mentioned in the OP.

Anyway you're at least beginning to unite against a common enemy: me. That's great! See, you don't always have to be at each other's throats over SANFL, the Cornes, and state jersey colours. Hold hands and ride your bicycles together down to Adelaide Oval whilst smoking some home grown marijuana and tell yourself, It's good to be from Adelaide, despite all the unsolved sex crime murders.

 

[xamol]

Not yet, but they have already found the killers, which puts them in front of The Beaumonts and The Family, et al.

Who killed Donald McKay???

 

[db swannie]

Who killed Donald McKay???

Robert Trimboli.

 

[xamol]

Robert Trimboli.

I've scoured the net for proof.



Yeah....nah!!!

 

[db swannie]

This makes for rather compelling reading:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_Murders

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Dear inhabitants from Barreltown,

The stars have realigned, we are all aware of it. Poort, after years of being shit, are now playing a very fine type of footy, which I openly applaud. Good on you.

The Crows, after a run of moderate success, followed by some shocking cheating and money-laundering, are now heading toward the dung heap of footy, for how long, nobody knows.

I haven't said anything we don't already know. What I do want to say goes to the heart of what made this place a shocking, scorched and utterly barren piece of cracked earth some years ago. Think Blood Meridian, think the Moon for all I care, but DO NOT return us to the worst days of the West Horsham shitfights. I cannot think of anything more depressing than opening up the Bay and seeing it clogged with endless threads about crowd numbers, Rory Sloane or what Patrick Dangerfield did and didn't do in the showdown 3 years ago.

Listen up children of Don Dunstan - WE DON'T CARE.

Don't forget Poort, when you were shit, you had to use Bay covers at all your home games, bar showdowns. And you Crowbots, you were as thick as thieves (an apt metaphor) round here when Roo and Mcleod were up and about.

But please, for the love of dog, STOP STINKING UP THE BAY WITH YOUR SHITFIGHTS.

Many thanks,

Signed the Sane and the Weary of Bay 13.

**** next week is The Slowdown ..

Buckle up comrades, the West Horshamites are going to make life hell in the Bay for the next week or two

 

[RonSon]

Nah crow fans have gone into hiding after being belted by the Bullflogs.

 

[Gray Day]

Dear inhabitants from Barreltown,

The stars have realigned, we are all aware of it. Poort, after years of being shit, are now playing a very fine type of footy, which I openly applaud. Good on you.

The Crows, after a run of moderate success, followed by some shocking cheating and money-laundering, are now heading toward the dung heap of footy, for how long, nobody knows.

I haven't said anything we don't already know. What I do want to say goes to the heart of what made this place a shocking, scorched and utterly barren piece of cracked earth some years ago. Think Blood Meridian, think the Moon for all I care, but DO NOT return us to the worst days of the West Horsham shitfights. I cannot think of anything more depressing than opening up the Bay and seeing it clogged with endless threads about crowd numbers, Rory Sloane or what Patrick Dangerfield did and didn't do in the showdown 3 years ago.

Listen up children of Don Dunstan - WE DON'T CARE.

Don't forget Poort, when you were shit, you had to use Bay covers at all your home games, bar showdowns. And you Crowbots, you were as thick as thieves (an apt metaphor) round here when Roo and Mcleod were up and about.

But please, for the love of dog, STOP STINKING UP THE BAY WITH YOUR SHITFIGHTS.

Many thanks,

Signed the Sane and the Weary of Bay 13.

Shut up flog

 

[Collingw2010d]

Nice avatar OP.

 

[db swannie]

Nice avatar OP.

I like it too. He reminds me of one of those laughing clowns at the fair. I'd really like to shove five ping pong balls down his throat as well.

 

[NetworkNerd]

I like it too. He reminds me of one of those laughing clowns at the fair. I'd really like to shove five ping pong balls down his throat as well.

Trust a Sydney supporter to want to stuff balls down a guys throat

 

[Vikingblood]

Nah crow fans have gone into hiding after being belted by the Bullflogs.

Nope. Still here. We sucked today, but hopefully we will respond. I don't think its possible to play worse football than that insipid effort.

 

[db swannie]

Trust a Sydney supporter to want to stuff balls down a guys throat

I don't get it.

 

[RonSon]

Nope. Still here. We sucked today, but hopefully we will respond. I don't think its possible to play worse football than that insipid effort.

You're always here though.

You and GoCrows are like cockroaches.

 

[Vikingblood]

You're always here though.

You and GoCrows are like cockroaches.

I'll take that as a compliment.