Another day another Collingwood liar

[Car Ramrod]

Brayden Sier
something something
the liar

This thing writes itself

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Who was it yesterday? Could we get a kind of advent calendar going for the liar of the day?

 

[Tiger2709]

It all leads one to speculate the REAL reason the obviously fully fit Sier is not playing at any level for Collingwood.

And yet has just been gifted a new contract.

Does he have sudden onset "mental illness", triggered by the stress of having to piss in a jar?
Has he eaten contaminated meat?
Is he about to "self report" for something or other, which would only leave 9 more to go?

Has he had a recent extreme haircut?

 

[Tiger2709]

sorry, didn't realise other clubs were 100% honest and genuine about everything that goes on behind closed doors.

That's because you support Collingwood and of course expected all the other clubs to be the same, natural assumption so don't feel bad.

 

[Mofra]

I heard it wasn't Sier at all, but Jordan De Goey's dog played

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That's because you support Collingwood and of course expected all the other clubs to be the same, natural assumption so don't feel bad.

Richmond, pure as the driven snow...

Wait, didn't you used to be sponsored by the TAC? Thanks Jay Schulz. And you recruited the game's biggest ever liar too

 

[Tiger2709]

Richmond, pure as the driven snow...

Wait, didn't you used to be sponsored by the TAC? Thanks Jay Schulz. And you recruited the game's biggest ever liar too

Jay was caught drink driving I don't recall him lying about it, cost us our sponsorship.

As for the games biggest liar to whom are you referring, Eddie is your Prez?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Didn't Royce Vardy get done for DUI too? Daffy, Ottens and another bloke were also arrested over alcohol-related incidents - didn't one involve spitting on and headbutting a cop?

The biggest liar ever, out of players at least, is Cousins

#kulcha (a type of Indian bread)

 

[magpienato]

This has cemented Sier as a legend of the club

 

[beema limapep]

#pieshaveinjuries

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

This has cemented Sier as a legend of the club

You’re not a legend until you’ve fired a gun out the window of a moving car

 

[Laphroaig]

You’re not a legend until you’ve fired a gun out the window of a moving car

Let us never forget the classic Eddie cover up after Heath Shaw took the hit after Didak wiped out a row of parked cars.

Not only was Didak not driving, Ed told us; he wasn't even there!!!!!!!

According to McChins, What next, will people accuse Alan Didak of being on the Grassy Knoll!

Reasonable call, I guess. Didak certainly had sufficient firearms experience..........

 

[boondy]

And this days liar is a young man named Sier.

The "injured" magpie was spotted by multiple witnesses playing and has the audacity to lie about it.

Who would you believe? A Collingwood scum bag or members of the public?

Lying and cheating is such an epidemic at Collingwood that nobody on the Bay has even bothered posting a thread about this yet.

Just another day I guess!

Brayden Liar pictured below slamming it down against some locall third graders.
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Injured Pie spotted playing basketball under a fake name

Brayden Sier took to a local basketball court on Monday night amid the Pies' mounting soft-tissue crisis

www.afl.com.au

 

[Laphroaig]

That's so Perf it isn't funny.

 

[OffTheBit]

Stepho was on him for +15.5

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Stepho was on him for +15.5

Unique and original joke would read again 7/10

 

[OffTheBit]

Unique and original joke would read again 7/10

Has a dig at originality then proceeds to rate post out of 10.

At least mine is from this year

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

7/11?

What do you think about the Beams rumours

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Let us never forget the classic Eddie cover up...

Let us never forget how Carltank rorted the salary cap on their way to a flag

 

[Laphroaig]

Let us never forget how Carltank rorted the salary cap on their way to a flag

Multiple flags.

Each of them dear to my heart.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Fortunately just a distant memory, but you have multiple spoons to keep you warm now

 

[Laphroaig]

Fortunately just a distant memory, but you have multiple spoons to keep you warm now

Nathan Buckley is Collingwood coach.

You lose.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I've got two words for you: Training Wheels

 

[Laphroaig]

I've got two words for you: Training Wheels

I have 4 words for you.

Wanna take a guess what they could be?

 

[JustaBattler]

You’re not a legend until you’ve fired a gun out the window of a moving car

According to you then: Every signpost between RedHill and Flinders with little holes in them is a testament to my legendary status...