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Are Collingwood to ever beat Carlton in a Grand Final, I say no no they're not
Both teams need to get there first..
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Are Collingwood to ever beat Carlton in a Grand Final, I say no no they're not
nah mate keep crying that we cheated like the hawks in 89, like the eagles in 92 and the eagles again in 94
Carlton beat us in 95 and cheated to win that flag....that's right cheated and you know it!.
If I was playing poker and stacked my hand with aces from another deck I reckon I'd win a few games as well.
But that's the thing, you wouldnt. Being a Geelong supporter I reckon your poker games would go a little like this:
1. you'd win a couple of early rounds which dont mean anything and get your hopes up. You know, a couple of dollars here, 5 bucks there etc.
2. then, the big bucks start flying and it's all in. This is when you would put on what you consider to be your best Johnny Chang poker face.
3. but unbeknown to you, its more like the George Costanza poker face...
4. then, when its time to show your cards, you would start to sweat, choke and as a final indignity, the aces from the other decks would fly out of your sleeve.
5. disgraced, you lose all your money after yet another promising start. But dont fret, all is not lost. At least your fans would clap you off the table.
nah mate keep crying that we cheated like the hawks in 89, like the eagles in 92 and the eagles again in 94 and carlton in 95, four chances and you complain about the most recent won.
At least the saints won it in 66 ur last one was in 63 so they beat u by 3 years, we were there in 99, won it in 95 fair and square, there in 93 won it in 87, were there in 86 won it back to back in 81 and 82.
and u wanna take us on, get with the program we are playing 3 quarters but working with that and next season will be a vast improvement.
geelong just need to get hyped up as usual and perhaps worry about the next four grand finals u will choke on.
as for collingwood, or should i say the colliwobbles, u couldnt even win a pre season cup against the crows let alone the lions in both grand finals of 2003.
ur last flag was in 1990, and before that was 1958, and u guys are arking up, gee get a grip losers, u havent won 2007 flag.
Carlton will get the number 1 draft pick as long as they don't win anymore than 4 games because they would have won less than 8 games over 2 years which is the least of any club.