Think Tank Aristotle Pickett's top 10 Carlton douchebags of all time.

[JustaBattler]

NM OP in a few years or more Richmunt might play finals again...

in the meantime EAD

 

[Triggering Tiger]

NM OP in a few years or more Richmunt might play finals again...

in the meantime EAD

Here's a good example of good ol carltank arrogance right here and why they are hated so much. I hope brissie flog you on Saturday.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

NM OP in a few years or more Richmunt might play finals again...

in the meantime EAD

How's Jack Silvagni working out for you? Testing has confirmed he's the slowest player in the AFL.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

How's Jack Silvagni working out for you? Testing has confirmed he's the slowest player in the AFL.

Total

 

[Cookie]

It was players only

We've had the Dominator and the Penetrator, which brings us to The Eliminator - Jimmy Buckley.

The guy who was driving pissed, 3 times over the limit, hit a taxi, killed one of the passengers, gave the others life threatening injuries, and only in the Carlton way, had all charges dismissed.

(Got me now wondering who Henry Bolte followed.)

 

[JyeDye]

In chronological order:

10/ John Nicholls (1957- 1974)
While playing for Carlton, Nicholls served a three-month jail term at Pentridge Prison in 1960, having been found guilty of embezzling £5,558 (equivalent to A$82,349 in 2018) from the Collins Street Branch of the ES&A Bank and larceny as a servant.

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9/ Wayne Johnson (1979-1990)
Assaulted Helen D'Amico in front of 95,000 people and was just an all round douchebag in general.

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8/ Stephen Silvagni (1985-2001)
Ruined the club with his inept recruiting then refused to go back into the changerooms when his son was playing.
Got sacked as a recruiter and had a huge tantrum .
Also used to break the rules by scragging players behind the ball and push them in the back in marking contests.
Made a fool of himself when Michael Long kicked one of the great final goals.

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Nicholls stole from a bank and you've got that as a douchebag move? Shouldn't even be a crime.

 

[Couch Coach]

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Nicholls stole from a bank and you've got that as a douchebag move? Shouldn't even be a crime.

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

I'll accept McCracken for purloining a sheep carcass but I'll keep Hurst for cultivating marajuana off the list.

 

[Saint12]

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

Wanted to google purloin but decided against it...had too much fun imagining what it might mean lol

 

[Triggering Tiger]

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Add Luke Sayers to the list and members of the Carlton Crew.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

NM OP in a few years or more Richmunt might play finals again...

Carlscum games since this post:

 

[FootySpectre]

1/ Ron Delulio (1992 -1997)
Former Carlton player Ron De Iulio’s “fall from grace” has seen him exposed as a drug trafficker and requiring daily assistance to get by.

The 51-year-old was arrested after drugs, deal bags, cash and a notebook containing prices and names of his “half a dozen” clients were seized at his Melbourne apartment in February, reports the Herald Sun.

De Iulio, who played 104 games for the Blues between 1992 and 1999 including four finals, admitted to police he would pay around $10,000 for drugs - mostly methamphetamine - and sell it for a $1500 profit.

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Julio Delulioooooooo!!!!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol 15% markup what a loser

Carlscum have gone from Delulio to deluded to reality check

 

[JustaBattler]

CollingSCUMFILTH

am I doing it right ?

 

[Chronz]

One of AP's more tolerable reads. More of this, less of the other abhorrent shitposting.

 

[JustaBattler]

One of AP's more tolerable reads. More of this, less of the other abhorrent shitposting.

shudup DH

 

[catscratchfever]

Peter Dean playing the ‘95 gf with a metal plate ’protecting’ the cast on his ‘broken arm’. Funny how he used that metal plate as a battering ram to run into packs that day. Yeah, really broken. Dodgy cheating club

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

CollingSCUMFILTH

am I doing it right ?

Nice melt

Did you enjoy the game today?

 

[the avoca drover]

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

Number 4 was one of my primary school teachers while he was playing at Carlolton.
Big, ugly bastard but drove a hot Torana.