Attention!! Fellow non-Essendon supporters. Ride with the Pies!

[BigJoeD_]

Still have our premiership points because it wasnt at club level.

1 finals win in 10 years, no wonder the bummers had to resort to cheating.

Just trying to keep up with the Jones', it would seem

 

[frggr]

How about i just honor the ANZACs ...

You'd have to get out of your $6,000 bed to do that.

 

[pluggeranddoc]

How can I choose?
One gave us McGough and got Ball
The other gave Lovett and got Goddard.
Just need a tie-breaker!

 

[BigJoeD_]

How can I choose?
One gave us McGough and got Ball
The other gave Lovett and got Goddard.
Just need a tie-breaker!

You gave us Clinton Jones, albeit fleetingly.
The filth deserve your vote

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Essendon because they should win and I want a free lunch.

 

[DapperJong]

AOD-9604 is a modified fragment of human growth hormone that was originally developed by Professor Frank Ng at Monash University in Australia in the 1990s, says Wittert.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2013/07/26/3811053.htm

Firstly, in all sincerity, thank you for posting a source.

Interestingly:

He says the idea was to find a drug that could have the catabolic (fat-busting) effects of human growth hormone, without its (muscle-building) anabolic effects.

catabolic =/= performance enhancing. My source is that I've regularly taken catabolic steroids for Crohn's disease. They really don't do ANYTHING to help any type of muscle growth. In fact it's the exact opposite. AOD is a shit fat burner that doesn't even work.

Another quote:

I cannot understand why athletes are taking it

- Wittert

 

[Brucie Buffer]

My biggest dilemma is after starting my day with the dawn service, 200 beers later how the **** am I going to be in any state to see out my game in the evening?

 

[Wiggo4PM]

I am going for whoever I put a bet on.

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

I am going for whoever I put a bet on.

How much money have you lost on Carlton this year?

 

[Wiggo4PM]

How much money have you lost on Carlton this year?

Nothing in the betting department, but buying the the memberships hmmm thats a different story lol, you'd be silly to bet on Carlton in the first 3 rounds. Carlton have made me 10% there abouts each week with better against them. Might roll it over on them to beat the saints over in Kiwi Country. I have nothing to base that on other than some team is going to fail hard against us, might as well be them. Doubt we are saving our only win for Collingwood and Micks record thingy or they could just save it up to derail hawthorn twice this year.

 

[Crankyhawk]

Firstly, in all sincerity, thank you for posting a source.

Interestingly:



catabolic =/= performance enhancing. My source is that I've regularly taken catabolic steroids for Crohn's disease. They really don't do ANYTHING to help any type of muscle growth. In fact it's the exact opposite. AOD is a shit fat burner that doesn't even work.

Another quote:

- Wittert

Not sure if serious? The steroids usually to treat Crohn's disease (like prednisolone/ hydrocortisone) are corticosteroids not catabolic. You are right that there's probably no performance advantage (unless a player had poorly treated asthma maybe) and the side effects of central weight gain, osteoporosis, mood swings/ psychosis

Actually that starts to describe your av...

 

[DapperJong]

Not sure if serious? The steroids usually to treat Crohn's disease (like prednisolone/ hydrocortisone) are corticosteroids not catabolic. You are right that there's probably no performance advantage (unless a player had poorly treated asthma maybe) and the side effects of central weight gain, osteoporosis, mood swings/ psychosis

Actually that starts to describe your av...

haha

well they were described to me by my GP and gut specialist as catabolic, so I guess I took there word for it. Luckily I responded well to it anyhow.

 

[CrowdedHouse]

ISIS could be playing Collingwood... and people will still refuse to follow the great unwashed (Pies).

 

[Mofra]

Just trying to keep up with the Jones', it would seem

Easy done. Just play 4 decent quarters of football per season

 

[Yidaki]

ISIS could be playing Collingwood... and people will still refuse to follow the great unwashed (Pies).

LOLOL As sif'. 51% of voters say otherwise.

Nice joke though.

 

[Sprout]

Easy done. Just play 4 decent quarters of football per season

And have aspirations of rap superstardom should foòtball not work out. Which of course it won't.

 

[LOLNORF6]

I ask of you for one simple thing this coming Saturday afternoon:

Will you ride with us and help us defeat the evil Saruhird and his Essenjectors?

Fig. 1 - The united army front marching towards Saruhirds gates.
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Fig 2: Portrait of Saruhird after his trip to France.
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I ask of you all to drop your colours for this once and stand side by side by side with Collingwood on Saturday afternoon. Let us unite as one so that we can remind Essenjection of their cheating ways and that they will never be forgotten. Draw your swords, crossbows, and asterisks! Together, let us ride into the battlefield and defeat them and bring down the Saruhird once and for all!

Boo every ball that is grabbed by them. Boo Saruhird when he steps foot onto the sacred turf. Boo their sashy guernsey. Boo Jabber Jobe. Boo everything Essenjection related.

For this Saturday will be a mighty day. Paint yourselves in black and white for this one day and ride with us! Let it be known to them that together we are united for the right reasons, and ultimately for justice.

Ride with us my fellow non-Essendon supporters! Ride with us on Saturday!!! Side by side by side!

Down with the self-titled Prince himself, Saruhird! Boooo!

#ridewiththepies

inb4divvvy
inb4clenbuterol
inb4shitpaintjobbutitsallicoulddobecauseididnthaveshooponpc

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id be more worried with the bandwagon pies fans dropping off! Nafan taking the team down the ladder, some pies players named as junkies. even flogs like VJknight has jumped off the pies

 

[vjknight]

id be more worried with the bandwagon pies fans dropping off! Nafan taking the team down the ladder, some pies players named as junkies. even flogs like VJknight has jumped off the pies

jumped off ?

it was eddies idea.

have they won a game since ?

 

[LOLNORF6]

jumped off ?

it was eddies idea.

have they won a game since ?

so hows the blues going turncoat?

 

[Sprout]

Na Melbourne are gonna Melbourne...If we win by less than 50 points i will be disappointed

And if you lose by 32? So much cockiness for such a shit awful football team.

Hope you enjoyed the game, princess.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Collingwood, please smash Essendon by a margin that leaves them with a percentage of less than 96.3. Thanks.

 

[vjknight]

Collingwood, please smash Essendon by a margin that leaves them with a percentage of less than 96.3. Thanks.

Well you can't ask us to do the maths.

Give us a score to achieve and it will be passed to seeds to enforce.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Well you can't ask us to do the maths.

Give us a score to achieve and it will be passed to seeds to enforce.

Tell Seeds to do to Essendon what you did to St Kilda last week.
7 goal win minimum.

 

[vjknight]

Tell Seeds to do to Essendon what you did to St Kilda last week.
7 goal win minimum.

Bookmark it

 

[Lockyer24]

They will do a movie one day about our humble teams triumph over the team who doped and got away with it