Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[Shell]

im calling bullshit

Bulltrue. See above.

 

[Keys]

yesss now it's gonna get awkward in real time

Mr Smooth and Shell need to do a podcast together

 

[IKnowtheDog]

about time time Bigfoty had it's own "Great moments in Hookup history"

 

[Billy ray]

See it's just geography I'm not married in a LTR- If I lived in the USA I would be.

I will agree - they are a more friendly bunch over there.

hmm. maybe I should move to the US. child custody issues could be a deal breaker though...

 

[Smoooothy]

Mr Smooth and Shell need to do a podcast together

it would be 30 mins of shell talking, and me not saying a word because shyness

 

[Shell]

I will agree - they are a more friendly bunch over there.

hmm. maybe I should move to the US. child custody issues could be a deal breaker though...

Guys are a million times more confident. And not in a sleazy way either. Not that I found anyway..

 

[JoseMourinho]

it would be 30 mins of shell talking, and me not saying a word because shyness

Pfft!

Guys are a million times more confident. And not in a sleazy way either. Not that I found anyway..

Correct!

 

[Keys]

it would be 30 mins of shell talking, and me not saying a word because shyness

Take out the shyness bit and that's most relationships anyway

 

[craigos]

Yeah, I walk up to a girl and be "ooooh hey baby, that dress is amazing, what you up to tonight? You lookin' fine. Come on baby give me a smile, oh yeah I would take you HOME" and be maced in record time. Big buff, yank does it and it's charming. Indian does it and the rape whistle has already been blown.

Due to Australian accent it probably comes out as "****in hell darl you look hot as ****, now get in tha ute!"

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Yeah, I walk up to a girl and be "ooooh hey baby, that dress is amazing, what you up to tonight? You lookin' fine. Come on baby give me a smile, oh yeah I would take you HOME" and be maced in record time. Big buff, yank does it and it's charming. Indian does it and the rape whistle has already been blown.

Due to Australian accent it probably comes out as "****in hell darl you look hot as ****, now get in tha ute!"

 

[Jatz]

Oh sorry no once- my 21st. Spy Lounge.


In America- every single time. Once in the line outside. Was my most proudest moment.

Do you not go out much? Would have thought that would happen several times a night.

 

[Shell]

My biggest regret was Excalibur nightclub, Chicago- near closing time (which is something stupid like 1am)- met a verrrrry nice American- knew what Aussie rules was (played some games while we was working in Oz) even knew my suburb in Melbs.

But no my friends had to get shitfaced drunk running into the street and I ran off to take care of them.


He barracked for St Kilda and knew who Gary Ablett was.

 

[Shell]

Do you not go out much? Would have thought that would happen several times a night.

I dont go out much anymore- in my 20s I did tho. And same thing applied back then.

 

[Jatz]

I dont go out much anymore- in my 20s I did tho. And same thing applied back then.

Admittedly I'd never do it if I were out but I know plenty of guys far more courageous/stupid than me who would.

 

[Plugger35]

American guys generally don't get as pissed as Aussie guys do either so that probably helps their chances when picking up chicks.

 

[Shell]

American guys generally don't get as pissed as Aussie guys do either so that probably helps their chances when picking up chicks.

Idk about that- so many drinks specials in clubs over there. Here its like you need to take out a loan to have a drink. there 10 beers for $20. Or ladies drink for free.

 

[Shell]

But yeah maybe you're right.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I hated the frat boy type guys when I was over there. They were the worst.

 

[Shell]

I hated the frat boy type guys when I was over there. They were the worst.

Great kissers tho- thank you ice hockey goalie guy.

Also. I beat him in air hockey. 3 times. He was not impressed.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Due to Australian accent it probably comes out as "****in hell darl you look hot as ****, now get in tha ute!"

 

[JoseMourinho]

Also. I beat him in air hockey. 3 times. He was not impressed.

Probably because he got given loads of shit for it afterwards

 

[Shell]

Probably because he got given loads of shit for it afterwards

Pretty shit effort tho. He plays college ice hockey and i beat him with something like hand/eye coordination.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Pretty shit effort tho. He plays college ice hockey and i beat him with something like hand/eye coordination.

In 30 years this guy will be giving his acceptance speech at his induction to NHL Hall of Fame and will be asked what his inspiration was...
"40 years ago this Aussie bird pantsed me at Air Hockey!! Then and there I said to myself F**K this, I'll get you for showing me up like that, and here I am in the Hall of Fame. So to that Aussie bird if she hears this thanks Sweetie I wouldn't be here if not for you!!

 

[Shell]

In 30 years this guy will be giving his acceptance speech at his induction to NHL Hall of Fame and will be asked what his inspiration was...
"40 years ago this Aussie bird pantsed me at Air Hockey!! Then and there I said to myself F**K this, I'll get you for showing me up like that, and here I am in the Hall of Fame. So to that Aussie bird if she hears this thanks Sweetie I wouldn't be here if not for you!!

Nah iirc he flunked out of college (was a bit of a deadshit) and there is not way he'd make the NHL lol.

He's married tho, I fb stalked him recently.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Pretty shit effort tho. He plays college ice hockey and i beat him with something like hand/eye coordination.

Yep , you need amazing hand/eye coordination as a goalie because you can lose the puck easily and you need to be able to stop shots within 0.5-1 seconds!