Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[blackshadow]

It progressed to somewhat of a semi nipple cripple and things progressed from there, only to say at the end of the night she has to bail as she had to work at a stables in 30 mins, got home at 4,utterly perplexed.
She was a crazy lass.

Giddy up!

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[CakeEater]

Giddy up!

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Indeed, might have to go to the mounting yards.

 

[Gibbsy]

Bump

Anyone else hooked up with a girl who's first maneuver when dancing is to bite your neck hard.

Happened to me last night.

She is quite obviously a vampire, I'd stay away

 

[CakeEater]

She is quite obviously a vampire, I'd stay away

Quite, and i dont look like that dude from twilight.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Quite, and i dont look like that dude from twilight.

Maybe you look like Kristen Stewart?

 

[Igloo]

I've been told that chicks who are into horses are pretty crazy. This latest development solidifies the theory.

 

[HirdyLannister]

I've been told that chicks who are into horses are pretty crazy. This latest development solidifies the theory.

My old man told me two things about girls.
1) Never go out with a girl who owns a horse, she will always love the horse more than you.
2) Never buy a girl flowers until you's are married, because she will never respect you.

I broke rule 2 once and it ended with my heart being shat on, never again.

 

[Cruyff14]

My old man told me two things about girls.
1) Never go out with a girl who owns a horse, she will always love the horse more than you.
2) Never buy a girl flowers until you's are married, because she will never respect you.

I broke rule 2 once and it ended with my heart being shat on, never again.

Did he actually say you's?

 

[HirdyLannister]

Did he actually say you's?

 

[j0rdy1]

I've been told that chicks who are into horses are pretty crazy. This latest development solidifies the theory.

Learnt that one very early, pretty much all the weird people in high school were all crazy about horses. Not sure why it is but it is.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Maybe them country folk are just a bunch of whack hillbillies

 

[rocker_oz33]

Maybe they like a big living thing to ride.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

My old man told me two things about girls.
1) Never go out with a girl who owns a horse, she will always love the horse more than you.
2) Never buy a girl flowers until you's are married, because she will never respect you.

I broke rule 2 once and it ended with my heart being shat on, never again.

Can anyone confirm this? Please. I need to know before I lose the only respect I have ever been given.

And for the record, horses suck. Shit animal.

 

[Cruyff14]

Can anyone confirm this? Please. I need to know before I lose the only respect I have ever been given.

And for the record, horses suck. Shit animal.

It's ****ing rubbish.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

It's ******* rubbish.

Now I'm confused. I bet she'll leave me because I never got her flowers...

 

[Cruyff14]

Now I'm confused. I bet she'll leave me because I never got her flowers...

I meant re: women not respecting you if you buy them flowers.

What a ****ing joke.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Most times I have bought girls flowers they go right what have you done.

 

[Deliverance]

Now I'm confused. I bet she'll leave me because I never got her flowers...

Buy them now, because you won't need to once you put a ring on it!

 

[Dah_HAWKS!]

Can anyone confirm this? Please. I need to know before I lose the only respect I have ever been given.

And for the record, horses suck. Shit animal.

Nah it's bullshit. Flowers are fine, just don't suck up to them or worship them. Keep your self respect intact.

The horse bit is true. Chicks who own a horse are right up themselves.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Woah easy guys, it's what my old man said. He ain't no professor or scientist who found a formula of this being true.

For me rule 2 came true .... So eh

 

[Zach Package]

flowers only on birthdays or anniversaries IMO, like someone said, they're likely to think you've stuffed up somehow if you just do it out of the blue.

 

[Ed_Gein]

It progressed to somewhat of a semi nipple cripple and things progressed from there, only to say at the end of the night she has to bail as she had to work at a stables in 30 mins, got home at 4,utterly perplexed.
She was a crazy lass.

She sounds really awesome to me. lol

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Be careful getting flowers too early, you'll definitely seem a bit clingy.

 

[Marklar_33]

flowers only on birthdays or anniversaries IMO, like someone said, they're likely to think you've stuffed up somehow if you just do it out of the blue.

Surprise flowers have a tendency to lead to surprise oral sex...what is wrong with you people!?!

 

[CakeEater]

She sounds really awesome to me. lol

next step is to call her a finger licking chicken Gein.