Society & Culture Awkward Situations

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-TAZZA- said:
Sometimes I can be daydreaming and thinking about something funny that happened that day, or a joke I heard, and crack up laughing, whilst everyone gives me funny looks and ask me what I'm laughing at. It happens to often for me.
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I do this ALL the time, especially at work.
 

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clivewaterhousen said:
do you ever post things that actually happen to you.

ripped off hamish and andy
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I got caught 'ghosting' some people was awkward as.

Unlike Hamish and Andy where it was all laughs, I got my head punched in.

Lesson learned.
 
Kerrby said:
I have another one.

When you're sleeping in a giant bed with a few people without a doona because it's too hot and you wake up with a massive erection and it's so ****ing obvious and the person next to you is wide awake so you try and cover it up somehow but they clue on and just stare at you for a bit.

Then it hurts because you're wearing shorts and you have to like bend it down a bit to fit it between your legs.

Is there a socially awkward penguin for that?
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WTF :eek::eek:

if you are in a giant bed with a few people i'm gathering they are chicks so in that situation you just roll over and stick it one of their holes. :rolleyes:

Come on Kerrby, pick up the pace.

If you are in bed with other dudes you are hhey and i have no advice.

Oh I have one, when you have to go on a date so you shave your ass and cut yourself 30 times and find yourself in too much pain to go and need to cancel. :eek:

apparently is a true story and happened to a BF poster!
 
walking into a room full of guys at a rockin party who are all sitting down watching soccer and asking if they are all a bunch of homos and finding out the guy bent over the TV trying to adjust a cord is gay.

Jokingly, telling the guy standing next to you at a party that you stole the purse and the $5 dollars the tight arse bitch had in it whilst a girl announces to everyone she has lost her purse and then finding out it is his girlfriend.

Helping the photographer get the attention of 2 girls you know to take a picture by saying "oi ****s, get ya **** out this guy wants to take your picture and then finding out it is the girl who is having the party's dad!

Yep, all those things happened to me at one party on one epic night
 
BACCS said:
When you see someone you think you know and say 'Hey, hows it going?', and they go 'Do I know you?'. And then you realise, o shit this isn't the guy, and just have to reply 'sorry mate, thought you were someone else'. Super awkward....
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I did this at a club one night except i walked up to the guy standing at the bar and fully grabbed him on the arse. He turned around and it wasn't the guy i thought it was :eek::eek:

The look on my face must have been priceless and very obvious coz the guy laughed, said "I'm not who you thought i was am I" and then bought me a beer. Had a chat and it turned out our Dad's knew each other. His GF was smoking and introduced me to a couple of her hot friends too but i think i was still thrown coz i didn't close the deal.

He was a bloody good sport about it. I'll never do that again.
 
footyfreak said:
walking into a room full of guys at a rockin party who are all sitting down watching soccer and asking if they are all a bunch of homos and finding out the guy bent over the TV trying to adjust a cord is gay.
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footyfreak said:
I did this at a club one night except i walked up to the guy standing at the bar and fully grabbed him on the arse. He turned around and it wasn't the guy i thought it was :eek::eek:
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How ironic.
 
Walking out of toilets after you have done a piss and you wash you're hands and the taps power is more powerful than you expect and you're hand deflects the water onto you. You kind of go out of you're way to explain what happened and you're just hoping that the people you are talking to believe you lol.
 
"Meeting" someone for the first time and mentioning something about their Facebook status/wall/photos but you aren't their friend. Stalker!
 

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The big ROObowski said:
Returning a stangers ball at a park and fluffing the kick/throw.
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walking paro through San Sebastian in Spain i did that to a rugby league team throwing a rugby ball around. I kicked the shit out of it and it when flying over a fence and down a cliff. Gave them 20 euro for their trouble and to ensure there wasn;t any coz it looked so deliberate but it wasn't. :eek:
 
Hellgood said:
Walking out of toilets after you have done a piss and you wash you're hands and the taps power is more powerful than you expect and you're hand deflects the water onto you. You kind of go out of you're way to explain what happened and you're just hoping that the people you are talking to believe you lol.
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I hate when you walk out of the toilets after washing your hands and someone holds out their hand to shake it.

Happens all the time at my footy club. There is no paper towel or hand dryer to dry them.
 
^I hate this. Seems like the only time anyone wants to shake my hand is just after I've washed them.

Hellgood said:
Walking out of toilets after you have done a piss and you wash you're hands and the taps power is more powerful than you expect and you're hand deflects the water onto you. You kind of go out of you're way to explain what happened and you're just hoping that the people you are talking to believe you lol.
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The sinks at my school are shaped in a way so they're almost like a spout aimed directly at your crotch. Plus the taps turn both ways, so if you turn them off too quick, you get sprayed.
 
Momentarily forgetting someone's name when calling for the ball at footy training. Even though I know everyone's name on my team, for some reason I occasionally have mental blanks and am caught spluttering 'ummmm, MATE MATE MATE' which would be fine except I can never disguise the 'ummm' as anything other than a 'I'm trying to remember' type um.
 
getthefooty said:
Momentarily forgetting someone's name when calling for the ball at footy training. Even though I know everyone's name on my team, for some reason I occasionally have mental blanks and am caught spluttering 'ummmm, MATE MATE MATE' which would be fine except I can never disguise the 'ummm' as anything other than a 'I'm trying to remember' type um.
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When I do that I just yell knackers or something.
 
in the eyes of mick the guy from the kfc cricket ad

trapped on a train with chinese and lebanese people going on the western line towards blacktown

according to him that's an awkward situation!

give the chinese some chinese dim sim and lebanese some lebanese cuisine or a kebab
 
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