Official Team Thread Baghdad Bandits S21 Team Thread - Congrats WFL!!!!!

[iBeng]

iBeng come home.

Yeah, nah, its too crowded in here and Im worried beez would shank me.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Yeah, nah, its too crowded in here and Im worried beez would shank me.

 

[iBeng]

 

[Sammymoite]

Cheers for the invite HaroLad , absolute privilege to be amongst the fellow reptiles in this thread

 

[HaroLad]

Cheers for the invite HaroLad , absolute privilege to be amongst the fellow reptiles in this thread

No worries mate.

I just hope we can fit you in.

 

[princey]

how does the team get selected for games?

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Sammymoite, nice to see you made it through HaroLad's rigorous selection process.

http://gifsoup.com

Welcome

 

[HaroLad]

how does the team get selected for games?

The captain (beez) will pick players he thinks deserve a game.

 

[princey]

The captain (beez) will pick players he thinks deserve a game.

Thanks for clarifying thought it was randomly selected

 

[beez]

We'll have a practice match in here this Thursday night to give you rookies a look at how it all works. In the mean time, pick a number to put on your back.

 

[Pugsley]

We'll have a practice match in here this Thursday night to give you rookies a look at how it all works. In the mean time, pick a number to put on your back.

Already done

 

[princey]

We'll have a practice match in here this Thursday night to give you rookies a look at how it all works. In the mean time, pick a number to put on your back.

I'll take no. 72 thanks

 

[HaroLad]

Praccy match tomorrow, hopefully we aren't playing the Swampies.

 

[saintkildaman]

We'll have a practice match in here this Thursday night to give you rookies a look at how it all works. In the mean time, pick a number to put on your back.

Run on ball for old times sake? Won't let you down.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Checking in...

 

[Shermy]

Checking in...


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Getting drunk is always the solution

 

[beez]

Patience peoples. I might have to sim it a few times to get us a win. Can't have us going into the new season thinking we all suck.

 

[beez]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.4
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... BBB v 050S

                       050S
loopy_cam                   Red mist                 shermanator
Jodie Foster                Nigella Lawson           Maura Tierney

Jimmy1992                   eth-dog                  Krazy Kris
Elizabeth Hurley            Demi Moore               Kim Basinger

Citroin                     dennis kermit            HaroLad
Ashley Judd                 Sandra Bullock           Julianne Moore

Sammymoite                  KohPhi                   Marvel
Kelly Preston               Elle MacPherson          Courteney Cox

idon                        Itsmyshow                WFL
Sharon Stone                Heather Locklear         Michelle Pfeiffer
                            BBB

BBB Foll : PoppedCorn, saintkildaman, princey
050S Foll : Kim Cattrall, Rene Russo, Lauren Graham

BBB INT : bigeasy, Shermy
050S INT : Kristin Davis, Judi Dench

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Baghdad Bandits: <none>
Over 50s: <none>

[non-fixtured match], Conditions for this match - RAINY

 

[beez]

1 : 0 {C} - Lauren Graham had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : .1 {lW} - HaroLad sizes the options in front of him.
1 : .16 {CHF} - KohPhi trying to offer a lead.
1 : .2 {CHF} - KohPhi marks strongly on the lead.
1 : .26 {CHF} - KohPhi sizes the options in front of him.
1 : .3 {CHF} - KohPhi bounces the ball.
1 : .34 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by Elle MacPherson on KohPhi.
1 : .4 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox looking for a lead.
1 : .45 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of Ashley Judd.
1 : .51 {lW} - Ashley Judd is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : .55 {lW} - Ashley Judd looks downfield.
1 : .59 {lW} - Kim Cattrall runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 1.05 {C} - Sees Sandra Bullock out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 1.12 {C} - At the back is Sandra Bullock who will take the mark.
1 : 1.16 {C} - Sandra Bullock looks downfield.
1 : 1.2 {C} - dennis kermit might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Sandra Bullock. Play on is the call.
1 : 1.26 {C} - With the ball is dennis kermit.
1 : 1.3 {C} - Fires out the handpass to PoppedCorn.
1 : 1.34 {C} - PoppedCorn has lost it to Lauren Graham due to an indecipherable umpiring decision.
1 : 1.42 {C} - Sandra Bullock takes off.
1 : 1.45 {C} - Long handpass to the running Kim Cattrall.
1 : 1.51 {C} - Sandra Bullock on the end of this.
1 : 1.55 {lW} - He elects to use Ashley Judd and kicks in that direction.
1 : 1.59 {lW} - But Citroin is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 2.05 {rW} - Citroin with the ball now.
1 : 2.09 {rW} - princey on the end of this.
1 : 2.15 {rW} - Quick hands to PoppedCorn under pressure.
1 : 2.19 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to princey.
1 : 2.24 {lHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of Marvel.
1 : 2.3 {lHFF} - Over the head of Marvel.
1 : 2.34 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - He handpasses to Julianne Moore.
1 : 2.44 {rW} - Huge handpass to Kim Cattrall. As good as a kick.
1 : 2.5 {rW} - Handpass to space. Rene Russo runs onto it.
1 : 2.54 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Elle MacPherson was well placed to clean up.
1 : 2.58 {CHB} - He's brought down by KohPhi.
1 : 3.05 {CHF} - Nobody's checking KohPhi.
1 : 3.09 {lFP} - WFL and Michelle Pfeiffer jostle for position.
1 : 3.15 {lFP} - Michelle Pfeiffer comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 3.19 {rBP} - Michelle Pfeiffer with the ball now.
1 : 3.24 {rBP} - He involves Kim Cattrall in the play.
1 : 3.3 {rBP} - Someone call an ambulance for Kim Cattrall. princey lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 3.34 {rFP} - idon weaves through the congestion.
1 : 3.4 {rFP} - idon flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 3.44 {rFP} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Baghdad Bandits : 1.0.6
Over 50s : 0.0.0
1 : 3.5 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of PoppedCorn.
1 : 4.35 {lW} - Quality gather by HaroLad.
1 : 4.41 {rHFF} - He involves Sammymoite in the play.
1 : 4.41 {lFP} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 4.43 {lFP} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 4.46 {rBP} - Michelle Pfeiffer hits the ground running.
1 : 4.46 {rBP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 4.48 {CHB} - The kick seeks out Elle MacPherson.
1 : 4.5 {CHB} - Elle MacPherson gets too far under the ball.
1 : 4.5 {CHB} - Elle MacPherson threads his way through traffic.
1 : 4.5 {lW} - Ashley Judd calls for it.
1 : 4.52 {lW} - Citroin claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 4.54 {rW} - Citroin is now off and running.
1 : 4.58 {C} - Sees dennis kermit out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 5.04 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 5.09 {C} - Sandra Bullock does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 5.15 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 5.19 {CHF} - Sandra Bullock's taken another bounce.
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - That's a massive kick from Sandra Bullock.
1 : 5.29 {CHF} - A poster. So one behind to Sandra Bullock.
Baghdad Bandits : 1.0.6
Over 50s : 0.1.1
1 : 5.39 {FB} - The ball is now with loopy_cam.
1 : 5.43 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to saintkildaman.
1 : 5.49 {FB} - Great tackle by Rene Russo.
1 : 5.54 {rFP} - Maura Tierney looks downfield.
1 : 5.58 {rFP} - Maura Tierney ignores a lead to have a shot.
1 : 6.04 {rFP} - Maura Tierney is usually a beautiful kick for goal but he's shanked that.
Baghdad Bandits : 1.0.6
Over 50s : 0.2.2
1 : 6.15 {FB} - Red mist looking for a lead.
1 : 6.18 {lBP} - Handpasses to shermanator.
1 : 6.22 {FB} - He kicks sideways towards Red mist.
1 : 6.29 {FB} - Spoilt by Nigella Lawson.
1 : 6.33 {rFP} - Maura Tierney wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 6.39 {rFP} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 6.43 {rFP} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Maura Tierney.
Baghdad Bandits : 1.0.6
Over 50s : 1.2.8
1 : 6.49 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 6.58 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Ashley Judd wins possession.
1 : 7.04 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Lauren Graham.
1 : 7.08 {rHFF} - Boots the ball toward Kim Basinger.
1 : 7.14 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 7.18 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris hits the ground running.
1 : 7.22 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to PoppedCorn.
1 : 7.28 {rW} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 7.33 {rW} - Citroin with a one-hander.
1 : 7.39 {rW} - Citroin has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.43 {rHFF} - Quick hands to PoppedCorn under pressure.
1 : 7.47 {rHFF} - Hands it off to saintkildaman.
1 : 7.53 {rHFF} - saintkildaman dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 8 {rHFF} - princey on the end of this.
1 : 8.04 {rHFF} - princey has a bounce.
1 : 8.07 {rHFF} - Flicks it to Sammymoite.
1 : 8.14 {rFP} - saintkildaman receives his handpass.
1 : 8.18 {rFP} - Someone call a dentist. saintkildaman has run into Rene Russo and is hurting.
1 : 8.22 {lBP} - Not enough pressure on Sharon Stone.
1 : 8.28 {lBP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 8.32 {CHB} - He looks for Elle MacPherson.
1 : 8.38 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 8.43 {CHF} - KohPhi signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.47 {FF} - He looks for Itsmyshow.
1 : 8.53 {FF} - Heather Locklear floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 8.57 {FB} - Heather Locklear with the ball now.
1 : 9.03 {FB} - No-look handpass to Rene Russo.
1 : 9.07 {FB} - He handpasses to Kim Cattrall.
1 : 9.11 {FB} - Round the neck decision - free kick to princey.
1 : 9.18 {FF} - So Itsmyshow ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 9.22 {FF} - Itsmyshow nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 9.28 {FF} - Itsmyshow from thirty metres.
1 : 9.32 {FF} - Goal number 1 to Itsmyshow.
Baghdad Bandits : 2.0.12
Over 50s : 1.2.8
1 : 9.38 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Kim Cattrall.
1 : 9.46 {rW} - Julianne Moore streaming down the ground.
1 : 9.53 {rW} - Almost a throw to Lauren Graham.
1 : 9.56 {CHF} - The kick seeks out Demi Moore.
1 : 10.03 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 10.07 {CHF} - Demi Moore has possession.
1 : 10.11 {CHF} - The coach is on the blower....
1 : 10.18 - <<< loopy_cam is trading places with saintkildaman >>>
1 : 10.28 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Demi Moore.
1 : 10.32 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 10.38 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 10.42 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Jimmy1992.
1 : 10.46 {rHBF} - The umpire pays a soft free kick in favour of Elizabeth Hurley.
1 : 10.52 {CHF} - Demi Moore has possession.
1 : 10.56 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards Elizabeth Hurley.
1 : 11.03 {lHFF} - Elizabeth Hurley gets too far under the ball.
1 : 11.07 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 has possession.
1 : 11.11 {CHB} - eth-dog on the end of this.
1 : 11.17 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Jimmy1992 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 11.21 {CHB} - A short kick to eth-dog.
1 : 11.27 {CHB} - But the kick goes straight to Demi Moore.
1 : 11.31 {CHF} - Demi Moore has it.
1 : 11.38 {FF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 11.44 {FF} - Over the head of Nigella Lawson.
1 : 11.46 {FB} - Red mist has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.52 {lBP} - Handballs to shermanator.
1 : 11.56 {lBP} - shermanator has a bounce.
1 : 12.03 {lHBF} - He's still going.
1 : 12.07 {lHBF} - That's a fantasic tackle by Kim Basinger.
1 : 12.1 {CHF} - So Demi Moore ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 12.17 {CHF} - But he's run too far.
1 : 12.21 {CHB} - eth-dog sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.27 {lW} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 12.31 {lW} - Poor option and Julianne Moore makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 12.37 {rW} - The ball is now with Julianne Moore.
1 : 12.41 {rW} - Julianne Moore has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.46 {rW} - That looks pretty close ....
1 : 12.52 {rW} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. Julianne Moore's kicked 1.
Baghdad Bandits : 2.0.12
Over 50s : 2.2.14
1 : 12.56 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from Kim Cattrall.
1 : 13.06 {lW} - Rene Russo does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 13.1 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Ashley Judd.
1 : 13.17 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Lauren Graham.
1 : 13.21 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Rene Russo under pressure.
1 : 13.27 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 13.31 {lFP} - He's still going.
1 : 13.37 {lFP} - That's kicking in danger.
1 : 13.41 {FB} - Red mist wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 13.46 {FB} - The coach is on the blower....
1 : 13.52 - <<< loopy_cam is trading places with saintkildaman >>>
1 : 14.02 {FB} - With the ball is Red mist.
1 : 14.06 {lHBF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 14.1 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris spills the mark.
1 : 14.16 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 14.21 {C} - A kick in the general direction of dennis kermit.
1 : 14.26 {C} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to dennis kermit.
1 : 14.31 {C} - Nobody's checking dennis kermit.
1 : 14.35 {C} - The crowd yells Ball but its judged a high tackle.
1 : 14.41 {rW} - Julianne Moore has it.
1 : 14.45 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily Kim Cattrall was well placed to clean up.
1 : 14.52 {CHF} - Demi Moore calls for it.
1 : 14.55 {CHF} - Demi Moore slips at the crucial moment and its marked by eth-dog.
1 : 15.02 {CHB} - So eth-dog ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 15.06 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - HaroLad looks to get to thre front.
1 : 15.1 {lW} - HaroLad gets too far under the ball.
1 : 15.16 {rW} - Julianne Moore has it.
1 : 15.21 {rW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 15.26 {rW} - Hands it off to Kim Cattrall.
1 : 15.31 {lW} - Sees Ashley Judd out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 15.35 {lW} - Top mark Citroin.
1 : 15.41 {rW} - Citroin wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 15.45 {lW} - Sees HaroLad out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 15.51 {lW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 15.55 {lW} - HaroLad slowing down the play.
1 : 16 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 16.06 {CHF} - But Elle MacPherson is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 16.1 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 16.18 {lBP} - Passes to Rene Russo by hand.
1 : 16.2 {rBP} - Flicks it to Michelle Pfeiffer.
1 : 16.27 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston presents.
1 : 16.3 {lHBF} - Sammymoite did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 16.34 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 16.4 {CHB} - Sees Elle MacPherson out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 16.45 {CHB} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by KohPhi.
1 : 16.51 {CHF} - KohPhi streaming down the ground.
1 : 16.55 {lFP} - Pumps it long for WFL.
1 : 16.59 {lFP} - He can't hold it.
1 : 17.06 {rBP} - Michelle Pfeiffer does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 17.1 {CHB} - Sees Elle MacPherson ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 17.16 {CHB} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 17.2 {CHF} - KohPhi with a little space.
1 : 17.26 {CHF} - Open goal!.
1 : 17.3 {CHF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Baghdad Bandits : 3.0.18
Over 50s : 2.2.14

 

[beez]

1 : 17.34 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 17.45 {lW} - PoppedCorn looks downfield.
1 : 17.51 {C} - A poor handpass but dennis kermit is up to the challenge.
1 : 17.55 {lHFF} - Marvel presents.
1 : 17.59 {lHFF} - Marvel and Courteney Cox both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 18.05 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is Marvel.
1 : 18.09 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily PoppedCorn was well placed to clean up.
1 : 18.15 {lHFF} - He's run a long way - penalised.
1 : 18.19 {rHBF} - Now Courteney Cox has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.25 - <<< Judi Dench is coming on to replace Elle MacPherson >>>
1 : 18.34 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox takes off.
1 : 18.4 {C} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 18.45 {C} - Sandra Bullock appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 18.51 {C} - dennis kermit slowing down the play.
1 : 18.55 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 18.59 {C} - Gives the ball to dennis kermit.
1 : 19.05 {C} - saintkildaman runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 19.09 {rHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 19.15 {rHFF} - At the back is Sammymoite who will take the mark.
1 : 19.19 {rHFF} - Now Sammymoite has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.25 {rHFF} - He involves PoppedCorn in the play.
1 : 19.3 {lFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on WFL to mark.
1 : 19.34 {lFP} - Spoilt by Michelle Pfeiffer.
1 : 19.4 {rBP} - Michelle Pfeiffer to send the ball forward.
1 : 19.44 {lHBF} - His kick is towards Kelly Preston.
1 : 19.5 {lHBF} - Too strong Kelly Preston.
1 : 19.54 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 19.58 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Courteney Cox.
1 : 20.05 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox has a bounce.
1 : 20.08 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running Lauren Graham.
1 : 20.15 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Courteney Cox.
1 : 20.19 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox has a bounce.
1 : 20.25 {C} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 20.3 {C} - Over the head of Sandra Bullock.
1 : 20.34 {C} - dennis kermit wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 20.4 {C} - Handballs over the top to princey.
1 : 20.44 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 20.5 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 20.54 {lHFF} - Marvel takes the mark.
1 : 20.58 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Marvel.
1 : 21.04 {lHFF} - Marvel nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 21.08 {lFP} - He takes another.
1 : 21.15 {lFP} - Huge handpass to WFL. As good as a kick.
1 : 21.23 {lFP} - Chance for a goal here for WFL.
1 : 21.25 {lFP} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Baghdad Bandits : 4.0.24
Over 50s : 2.2.14
1 : 21.29 {C} - Kim Cattrall times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 21.39 {rW} - Citroin breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 21.43 {lHFF} - A kick towards Marvel territory.
1 : 21.5 {lHFF} - Courteney Cox intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 21.53 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 21.58 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 22.04 {lHBF} - Brought down by Sammymoite.
1 : 22.08 {CHF} - KohPhi hits the ground running.
1 : 22.15 {CHF} - princey on the end of this.
1 : 22.19 {CHF} - Ooof. Kim Cattrall blindsides princey and I heard that from here.
1 : 22.23 {CHB} - The bounce favours Judi Dench and he is off and running.
1 : 22.29 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Courteney Cox.
1 : 22.33 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. Kelly Preston runs onto it.
1 : 22.39 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to Lauren Graham.
1 : 22.43 {C} - A kick towards Sandra Bullock territory.
1 : 22.47 {C} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 22.53 {C} - dennis kermit breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 22.58 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Sammymoite.
1 : 23.04 {rHFF} - Kelly Preston upset the marking attempt by Sammymoite.
1 : 23.08 {lHBF} - Not enough pressure on Kelly Preston.
1 : 23.14 {lHBF} - Flicks it to Rene Russo.
1 : 23.18 {lHBF} - Handpasses to Lauren Graham.
1 : 23.22 {rW} - Julianne Moore presents on a long lead.
1 : 23.28 {rW} - Julianne Moore outbodies HaroLad and takes a brilliant mark.
1 : 23.32 {rW} - Julianne Moore has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 23.38 {rW} - No-look handpass to Rene Russo.
1 : 23.43 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 23.47 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - Demi Moore is outmarked by eth-dog.
1 : 23.57 {CHB} - eth-dog sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 24.04 {lHBF} - He kicks sideways towards Krazy Kris.
1 : 24.08 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 24.14 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is Krazy Kris.
1 : 24.18 {rW} - He looks for Citroin.
1 : 24.22 {rW} - Citroin misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Ashley Judd.
1 : 24.28 {lW} - Running with the ball is Ashley Judd.
1 : 24.32 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Lauren Graham.
1 : 24.38 {CHF} - He rewards the Demi Moore lead.
1 : 24.43 {CHF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to eth-dog.
1 : 24.47 {CHB} - eth-dog with a little space.
1 : 24.53 {CHB} - Ooops. Haha. Everyone's having a laugh at that attempted tackle as Demi Moore takes the free.
1 : 24.57 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Demi Moore.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Baghdad Bandits : 4.0.24
Over 50s : 2.2.14
=====================================

 

[beez]

2 : 25.03 {C} - Demi Moore fifty-five out - backs himself.
2 : .03 {C} - Demi Moore gets the goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 4.0.24
Over 50s : 3.2.20
2 : .1 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Kim Cattrall.
2 : .18 {rW} - Julianne Moore takes them on.
2 : .24 {lHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
2 : .28 {lHFF} - Spoilt by Jimmy1992.
2 : .34 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Jimmy1992 to utilise.
2 : .38 {rHBF} - princey runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : .43 {lW} - He rewards the HaroLad lead.
2 : .49 {lW} - HaroLad can't mark. Julianne Moore can.
2 : .53 {rW} - Julianne Moore takes them on.
2 : .59 {rW} - Passes to Lauren Graham by hand.
2 : 1.03 {rW} - Lauren Graham has run too far.
2 : 1.09 {lW} - HaroLad with the ball now.
2 : 1.13 {C} - Flicks it to dennis kermit.
2 : 1.17 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards HaroLad.
2 : 1.23 {lW} - HaroLad is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 1.28 {lW} - HaroLad takes off.
2 : 1.34 {rW} - He tries to find Citroin with a chip pass.
2 : 1.38 {rW} - Citroin sits on the head of Ashley Judd! Great mark.
2 : 1.42 {rW} - Citroin looking for a lead.
2 : 1.49 {rW} - Citroin runs into Ashley Judd and is getting up very slowly.
2 : 1.52 {lW} - Ashley Judd looking for a lead.
2 : 2.01 {lW} - Passes to Rene Russo by hand.
2 : 2.03 {lW} - Smashed by saintkildaman.
2 : 2.09 {rW} - Citroin has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.13 {CHF} - Quick hands to KohPhi under pressure.
2 : 2.19 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to PoppedCorn.
2 : 2.24 {lFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 2.3 {lFP} - WFL is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 2.34 {lFP} - Who wants it? WFL does. Great stuff.
2 : 2.38 {lFP} - Crackerjack bump by Michelle Pfeiffer on WFL.
2 : 2.42 {lBP} - Not enough pressure on Sharon Stone.
2 : 2.48 {lBP} - Crackerjack bump by idon on Sharon Stone.
2 : 2.52 {rFP} - idon breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 2.58 {rFP} - idon's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
2 : 3.02 {rFP} - Shocking kick from idon results in just one behind.
Baghdad Bandits : 4.1.25
Over 50s : 3.2.20
2 : 3.13 {FB} - Michelle Pfeiffer sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 3.19 {lBP} - Fires out the handpass to Sharon Stone.
2 : 3.24 {rHBF} - The kick seeks out Courteney Cox.
2 : 3.27 {rHBF} - Marvel takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
2 : 3.34 {lHFF} - Marvel slowing down the play.
2 : 3.38 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to princey.
2 : 3.42 {lHFF} - princey dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 3.48 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 3.52 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 3.58 {FF} - Itsmyshow with some space now.
2 : 4.03 {FF} - Itsmyshow disposed of the ball illegally - and he'll lose it.
2 : 4.07 {lBP} - Sharon Stone looking for a lead.
2 : 4.13 {CHB} - Sees Judi Dench ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 4.17 {CHB} - Nice grab by Judi Dench.
2 : 4.23 {CHB} - Judi Dench takes off.
2 : 4.27 {CHB} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
2 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Sammymoite signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 4.37 {rHFF} - Flicks it to PoppedCorn.
2 : 4.41 {rHFF} - PoppedCorn nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 4.48 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Sammymoite was well placed to clean up.
2 : 4.52 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to KohPhi.
2 : 4.58 {FF} - A worm burner to Itsmyshow.
2 : 5.02 {FF} - Heather Locklear floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 5.06 {rBP} - Michelle Pfeiffer to send the ball forward.
2 : 5.12 {CHB} - He spots an option and kicks to Judi Dench.
2 : 5.2 {CHB} - But KohPhi is better positioned and marks safely.
2 : 5.23 {CHF} - KohPhi wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 5.27 {CHF} - PoppedCorn receives his handpass.
2 : 5.35 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Marvel.
2 : 5.37 {lFP} - He gets a handpass to saintkildaman.
2 : 5.41 {lFP} - Someone call an ambulance for saintkildaman. Rene Russo lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 5.49 {FB} - Heather Locklear has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 5.52 {FB} - A pretty obvious push in the back by Heather Locklear.
2 : 5.58 {FF} - Itsmyshow looks downfield.
2 : 6.02 {FF} - Itsmyshow ran into Heather Locklear and came off second-best.
2 : 6.06 {FB} - Heather Locklear has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.12 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Kelly Preston.
2 : 6.16 {lHBF} - Sammymoite reads the kick best and marks well in front of Kelly Preston.
2 : 6.25 {lHFF} - Marvel dances around Courteney Cox.
2 : 6.26 {lHFF} - Monster shot at goal from Marvel.
2 : 6.31 {lHFF} - Marvel gets the goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 5.1.31
Over 50s : 3.2.20
2 : 6.37 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by PoppedCorn.
2 : 6.47 {rW} - The bounce favours princey and he is off and running.
2 : 6.51 {rW} - Quick hands to Citroin.
2 : 6.55 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of KohPhi.
2 : 7.02 {CHF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Judi Dench.
2 : 7.05 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 7.14 {lHBF} - Passes to Kim Cattrall by hand.
2 : 7.16 {lHBF} - Rene Russo runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 7.22 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Kelly Preston.
2 : 7.26 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Kim Cattrall.
2 : 7.31 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Rene Russo.
2 : 7.37 {rHBF} - He involves Courteney Cox in the play.
2 : 7.41 {rHBF} - Handballs to Kim Cattrall.
2 : 7.47 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to Lauren Graham.
2 : 7.51 {lHBF} - He tries to find Kelly Preston with a chip pass.
2 : 7.57 {lHBF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 8.01 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Sammymoite.
2 : 8.06 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to princey.
2 : 8.11 {rHFF} - Quick hands to saintkildaman.
2 : 8.16 {rHFF} - Long shot at goal from saintkildaman.
2 : 8.22 {rHFF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Baghdad Bandits : 6.1.37
Over 50s : 3.2.20
2 : 8.26 {C} - Long tap from PoppedCorn.
2 : 8.37 {rW} - With the ball is Julianne Moore.
2 : 8.4 {C} - Gives the ball to Sandra Bullock.
2 : 8.47 {C} - Penalised for running too far.
2 : 8.51 {C} - dennis kermit has it.
2 : 8.57 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 9.01 {rW} - Citroin is outmarked by Ashley Judd.
2 : 9.06 {lW} - Now Ashley Judd has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 9.11 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Kim Basinger.
2 : 9.16 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 9.22 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris has it.
2 : 9.26 {C} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 9.3 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 9.36 {C} - dennis kermit weaves through the congestion.
2 : 9.4 {lHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 9.46 {lHFF} - Marvel takes an impressive grab.
2 : 9.51 {lHFF} - Marvel has it.
2 : 9.55 {rFP} - idon makes an offer.
2 : 10.01 {rFP} - Sharon Stone intercepts the kick and marks.
2 : 10.05 {lBP} - Sharon Stone sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 10.11 - <<< Kristin Davis is coming on to replace Michelle Pfeiffer >>>
2 : 10.22 {lBP} - Sharon Stone signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 10.25 {lBP} - Finds Lauren Graham with a handball.
2 : 10.3 {lBP} - Kim Cattrall runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 10.36 {lBP} - Kim Cattrall is crunched in a tackle by princey.
2 : 10.4 {rFP} - The ball is now with idon.
2 : 10.46 {rFP} - Sharon Stone dispossesses him.
2 : 10.51 {FB} - Heather Locklear does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 10.55 {FB} - An underground handpass to Lauren Graham.
2 : 11.01 {lBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Sharon Stone.
2 : 11.05 {lBP} - He has a bounce.
2 : 11.11 {CHB} - Long raking kick in the direction of Judi Dench.
2 : 11.15 {CHB} - Nice grab by Judi Dench.
2 : 11.19 {CHB} - Judi Dench sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 11.25 {lW} - A spearing pass towards Ashley Judd.
2 : 11.3 {lW} - Ashley Judd can't take it.
2 : 11.36 {lW} - Ashley Judd breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 11.4 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards Demi Moore.
2 : 11.46 {CHF} - Demi Moore brushes eth-dog aside and takes the mark.
2 : 11.5 {CHF} - Demi Moore takes off.
2 : 11.54 - <<< Michelle Pfeiffer is coming on to replace Sharon Stone >>>
2 : 12.04 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Demi Moore.
2 : 12.11 {CHF} - No-one on the mark! Demi Moore takes off and kicks long at goal.
2 : 12.15 {CHF} - Top goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 6.1.37
Over 50s : 4.2.26
2 : 12.19 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of PoppedCorn.
2 : 12.3 {rW} - Kim Cattrall takes off.
2 : 12.36 {lHFF} - Elizabeth Hurley makes an offer.
2 : 12.4 {lHFF} - Jimmy1992 is in the way and will mark.
2 : 12.46 {CHB} - eth-dog with the ball now.
2 : 12.5 {CHB} - princey runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 12.54 {CHB} - Ooof. Kim Cattrall blindsides princey and I heard that from here.
2 : 13 {CHF} - Demi Moore breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 13.04 - <<< bigeasy is coming on to replace Sammymoite >>>
2 : 13.15 {CHF} - Demi Moore sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 13.19 {rHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards Kim Basinger.
2 : 13.25 {rHFF} - Kim Basinger can't mark. Krazy Kris can.
2 : 13.29 {CHB} - eth-dog scoops up the ball.
2 : 13.35 {CHB} - Great tackle by Demi Moore.
2 : 13.39 {CHF} - Who wants it? Demi Moore does. Great stuff.
2 : 13.43 {CHF} - Crunching tackle by eth-dog.
2 : 13.5 {CHB} - Nobody's checking eth-dog.
2 : 13.53 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Jimmy1992.
2 : 14 {rHBF} - Top mark Jimmy1992.
2 : 14.04 {rHBF} - With the ball is Jimmy1992.
2 : 14.1 - <<< Elle MacPherson is coming on to replace Michelle Pfeiffer >>>
2 : 14.19 {rHBF} - Now Jimmy1992 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 14.25 {CHB} - Almost a throw to eth-dog.
2 : 14.29 {CHB} - saintkildaman on the end of this.
2 : 14.35 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Krazy Kris.
2 : 14.39 {C} - He sees a lead by dennis kermit and kicks in that direction.
2 : 14.45 {C} - Top mark Sandra Bullock.
2 : 14.49 {C} - Sandra Bullock looks downfield.
2 : 14.53 {C} - Great bump by dennis kermit. Sandra Bullock has not moved.
2 : 15 {rW} - Citroin with all the time in the world.
2 : 15.04 {lHFF} - Boots the ball toward Marvel.
2 : 15.1 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 15.14 {CHB} - Judi Dench scoops up the ball.
2 : 15.18 - <<< Michelle Pfeiffer is coming on to replace Judi Dench >>>
2 : 15.28 {CHB} - Who wants it? Michelle Pfeiffer does. Great stuff.
2 : 15.35 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 15.38 {rHBF} - Great hands from Courteney Cox taking the mark.
2 : 15.45 {rHBF} - With the ball is Courteney Cox.
2 : 15.49 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox has time to take a bounce.
2 : 15.53 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Michelle Pfeiffer runs onto it.
2 : 16 {CHB} - Michelle Pfeiffer sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 16.04 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Kelly Preston.
2 : 16.1 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Sandra Bullock.
2 : 16.14 {C} - Sandra Bullock uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
2 : 16.18 {C} - Sandra Bullock slowing down the play.
2 : 16.24 {C} - Handpasses to Lauren Graham.
2 : 16.28 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 16.34 {C} - He involves Kim Cattrall in the play.
2 : 16.4 {C} - Hands it off to Rene Russo.
2 : 16.43 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Kim Cattrall. As good as a kick.
2 : 16.49 {lHFF} - Sees Elizabeth Hurley out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 16.53 {lHFF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
2 : 16.59 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris has it.
2 : 17.03 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to saintkildaman.
2 : 17.1 {C} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 17.13 {C} - What a shocking kick - straight to Sandra Bullock.
2 : 17.17 {C} - With the ball is Sandra Bullock.
2 : 17.24 {C} - Decision paid against Sandra Bullock for manhandling.
2 : 17.28 {C} - dennis kermit looking for a lead.
2 : 17.34 {rW} - A short kick to Citroin.
2 : 17.38 {rW} - Too long for Citroin and Ashley Judd marks.
2 : 17.42 {lW} - The ball is now with Ashley Judd.
2 : 17.49 {lW} - Citroin rides Ashley Judd into the ground.
2 : 17.55 {C} - dennis kermit slowing down the play.
2 : 17.59 {rW} - Huge handpass to Citroin. As good as a kick.
2 : 18.03 {rW} - Citroin isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Ashley Judd. He could map the Milky Way.
2 : 18.09 {lW} - Ashley Judd hits the ground running.
2 : 18.13 {C} - He elects to use Sandra Bullock and kicks in that direction.
2 : 18.17 {C} - The ball drops short of Sandra Bullock.
2 : 18.23 {C} - Quality gather by Sandra Bullock.
2 : 18.28 {C} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
2 : 18.34 {C} - Now dennis kermit has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 18.38 {C} - A long looping handpass to PoppedCorn.
2 : 18.42 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to eth-dog.
2 : 18.48 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to saintkildaman.
2 : 18.52 {CHB} - Free kick for too high!.
2 : 19.01 {CHF} - Demi Moore wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 19.03 {CHF} - Now has it got the carry?.
2 : 19.07 {CHF} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 6.1.37
Over 50s : 5.2.32
2 : 19.13 {C} - PoppedCorn times his jump well and wins the tap.
2 : 19.23 {rW} - Citroin with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 19.28 {rW} - Citroin crunched by Ashley Judd! Citroin very slow to get up.
2 : 19.34 {C} - Sandra Bullock weaves through the congestion.
2 : 19.38 {C} - He's run a long way - penalised.
2 : 19.42 {lW} - With the ball is HaroLad.
2 : 19.48 {lW} - Free kick for a hand over the shoulder.
2 : 19.52 {rW} - Julianne Moore has possession.
2 : 19.58 {rW} - Quick hands to Kim Cattrall.
2 : 20.02 {rW} - Heavy clash between princey and Kim Cattrall. princey comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
2 : 20.07 {C} - dennis kermit with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 20.13 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to bigeasy.
2 : 20.17 {rHFF} - bigeasy can't take it.
2 : 20.25 {rHFF} - bigeasy through heavy traffic.
2 : 20.27 {FF} - Boots the ball toward Itsmyshow.
2 : 20.31 {FF} - Heather Locklear will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 20.37 {FF} - Itsmyshow has a paddock.
2 : 20.42 {FF} - Itsmyshow trying to put his stamp on the game.
2 : 20.48 {FF} - It's through.
Baghdad Bandits : 7.1.43
Over 50s : 5.2.32
2 : 20.52 {C} - Lauren Graham had that ruck contest all to themself.
2 : 21.02 {C} - PoppedCorn does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 21.07 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Marvel.
2 : 21.13 {lHFF} - But Courteney Cox is standing in the way and marks.
2 : 21.17 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston hits the ground running.
2 : 21.23 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Kim Cattrall.
2 : 21.27 {lHBF} - Kim Cattrall bounces the ball.
2 : 21.31 {rW} - Julianne Moore presents on a long lead.
2 : 21.37 {rW} - But he picks out the opposition.
2 : 21.42 {lW} - HaroLad with some space now.
2 : 21.47 {lW} - HaroLad has a bounce.
2 : 21.52 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 21.58 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of bigeasy.
2 : 22.02 {rHFF} - bigeasy with all the time in the world.
2 : 22.06 {rFP} - He involves princey in the play.
2 : 22.12 {rFP} - Quick hands to PoppedCorn.
2 : 22.16 {rFP} - PoppedCorn screws it round his body.
2 : 22.23 {rFP} - What a statement by PoppedCorn.
Baghdad Bandits : 8.1.49
Over 50s : 5.2.32
2 : 22.27 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
2 : 22.37 {C} - With the ball is dennis kermit.
2 : 22.42 {C} - Open goal!.
2 : 22.47 {C} - A poster. So one behind to dennis kermit.
Baghdad Bandits : 8.2.50
Over 50s : 5.2.32
2 : 22.58 {FB} - With the ball is Kristin Davis.
2 : 23.02 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily Heather Locklear was well placed to clean up.
2 : 23.06 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards Elle MacPherson.
2 : 23.12 {lBP} - Poor effort from Elle MacPherson and idon takes the mark.
2 : 23.16 {rFP} - idon has possession.
2 : 23.22 {rFP} - idon - about 45 metres and not much angle.
2 : 23.27 {rFP} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 2 for idon.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.2.56
Over 50s : 5.2.32
2 : 23.31 {C} - PoppedCorn knocks the ball down.
2 : 23.41 {lW} - HaroLad turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 23.49 {lW} - HaroLad dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 23.51 {CHF} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 23.57 {CHF} - KohPhi traps the ball beautifully.
2 : 24.01 {CHF} - KohPhi with the ball now.
2 : 24.06 {rFP} - The kick seeks out idon.
2 : 24.12 {rFP} - Elle MacPherson will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 24.16 {rFP} - Its hard and tough but idon wins possession.
2 : 24.22 {rFP} - He gets a handpass to saintkildaman.
2 : 24.27 {rFP} - saintkildaman ignores a lead to have a shot.
2 : 24.3 {rFP} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.3.57
Over 50s : 5.2.32
2 : 24.41 {FB} - Elle MacPherson has possession.
2 : 24.47 {FB} - Heavy clash between idon and Elle MacPherson. idon comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
2 : 24.51 {FF} - Itsmyshow scoops up the ball.
2 : 24.55 {FF} - Itsmyshow screws it round his body.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Baghdad Bandits : 9.3.57
Over 50s : 5.2.32
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[beez]

3 : 25.01 {C} - A wayward kick from Itsmyshow. A minor score.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.4.58
Over 50s : 5.2.32
3 : .03 {C} - PoppedCorn knocks the ball down.
3 : .14 {lW} - princey has a paddock.
3 : .2 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : .24 {rW} - No-look handpass to PoppedCorn.
3 : .28 {rW} - Almost a throw to saintkildaman.
3 : .34 {lHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Marvel.
3 : .38 {lHFF} - Ohhh Marvel! You beauty! Sensational grab.
3 : .45 {lHFF} - Marvel wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : .49 - <<< Sharon Stone is coming on to replace Kim Basinger >>>
3 : .59 {lHFF} - Marvel takes off.
3 : 1.03 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards KohPhi.
3 : 1.09 {CHF} - Michelle Pfeiffer drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 1.13 {CHF} - KohPhi tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 1.2 {CHF} - Handpass to space. princey runs onto it.
3 : 1.23 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 1.28 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Itsmyshow.
3 : 1.36 {FF} - Heather Locklear comes in from the side to intercept.
3 : 1.38 {lBP} - Elle MacPherson has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 1.45 {rHBF} - Finds Courteney Cox with a handball.
3 : 1.49 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 1.52 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to Sandra Bullock.
3 : 1.59 {C} - Sandra Bullock marks uncontested.
3 : 2.03 {C} - Now Sandra Bullock has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 2.09 {lW} - Handpass to space. Ashley Judd runs onto it.
3 : 2.13 {lW} - Ashley Judd attacks the goalface.
3 : 2.17 {lW} - Citroin gets a hand to it just in time.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.4.58
Over 50s : 5.3.33
3 : 2.28 {FB} - loopy_cam slowing down the play.
3 : 2.34 {FB} - Jodie Foster was tripped up.
3 : 2.38 {FF} - With the ball is Nigella Lawson.
3 : 2.44 {FF} - Nigella Lawson from thirty metres.
3 : 2.48 {FF} - Hard work pays off for Nigella Lawson. It pays six points.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.4.58
Over 50s : 6.3.39
3 : 2.52 {C} - Long tap from Kim Cattrall.
3 : 3.02 {C} - Sandra Bullock dances around dennis kermit.
3 : 3.09 {C} - A quick handpass to Rene Russo.
3 : 3.13 {C} - Passes to Kim Cattrall by hand.
3 : 3.17 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Julianne Moore.
3 : 3.24 {rW} - Shocking kick and HaroLad will take the mark.
3 : 3.27 {rW} - Citroin takes off.
3 : 3.34 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Krazy Kris was well placed to clean up.
3 : 3.38 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards eth-dog.
3 : 3.44 {CHB} - eth-dog marks well from the back of the pack.
3 : 3.48 {CHB} - eth-dog takes off.
3 : 3.52 {lHBF} - He elects to use Krazy Kris and kicks in that direction.
3 : 3.58 {lHBF} - Top mark Sharon Stone.
3 : 4.03 {rHFF} - So Sharon Stone ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 4.09 {rHFF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
3 : 4.13 {rHFF} - It's a goal to Sharon Stone.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.4.58
Over 50s : 7.3.45
3 : 4.17 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
3 : 4.27 {rW} - Citroin scoops up the ball.
3 : 4.33 {lHFF} - A hospital kick.
3 : 4.37 {lHFF} - Marvel is the target but he's outplayed by Courteney Cox.
3 : 4.43 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 4.48 {rW} - Almost a throw to Lauren Graham.
3 : 4.52 {lHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of Elizabeth Hurley.
3 : 4.58 {lHFF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Jimmy1992.
3 : 5.02 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 5.09 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to princey.
3 : 5.12 {rHBF} - Handpasses to PoppedCorn.
3 : 5.16 {C} - A mongrel punt in the direction of dennis kermit.
3 : 5.23 {C} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 5.27 {C} - dennis kermit has possession.
3 : 5.35 {C} - dennis kermit nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 5.37 {C} - Flicks it to PoppedCorn.
3 : 5.43 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to bigeasy.
3 : 5.48 {rHFF} - But straight to Kelly Preston.
3 : 5.52 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston through heavy traffic.
3 : 5.58 {C} - A flat punt.
3 : 6.02 {C} - The ball spills free.
3 : 6.08 {C} - Sandra Bullock does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 6.12 {rHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 6.16 {rHFF} - Sharon Stone sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
3 : 6.22 {rHFF} - Sharon Stone wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 6.26 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 6.33 {CHF} - Demi Moore appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 6.37 {CHF} - Demi Moore streaming down the ground.
3 : 6.43 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 6.47 {lHFF} - Elizabeth Hurley dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 6.51 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Demi Moore.
3 : 6.58 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Kim Cattrall.
3 : 7.02 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 7.08 {FF} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 7.12 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 7.16 {FF} - Quality gather by Nigella Lawson.
3 : 7.22 {FF} - This should be a certain goal.
3 : 7.26 {FF} - A poster. So one behind to Nigella Lawson.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.4.58
Over 50s : 7.4.46
3 : 7.37 {FB} - Red mist has it.
3 : 7.41 {FB} - In danger.
3 : 7.47 {FF} - Nigella Lawson has possession.
3 : 7.53 {FF} - Nigella Lawson lines it up from forty metres.
3 : 7.57 {FF} - And Nigella Lawson doesn't disappoint us.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.4.58
Over 50s : 8.4.52
3 : 8.01 {C} - Lauren Graham had that ruck contest all to themself.
3 : 8.11 {lW} - PoppedCorn scoops up the ball.
3 : 8.16 {lW} - Big ... big kick by PoppedCorn.
3 : 8.22 {lW} - Lauren Graham chooses the safe option in rushing it through.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.5.59
Over 50s : 8.4.52
3 : 8.33 {FB} - Kristin Davis to send the ball forward.
3 : 8.38 {FB} - Free kick for a hand over the shoulder.
3 : 8.4 {FF} - Itsmyshow to send the ball forward.
3 : 8.47 {FF} - Itsmyshow sells the dummy and has a shot.
3 : 8.51 {FF} - Just a minor score to Itsmyshow.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.6.60
Over 50s : 8.4.52
3 : 9.01 {FB} - Elle MacPherson to send the ball forward.
3 : 9.07 {rBP} - Passes to Kristin Davis by hand.
3 : 9.11 {FB} - A wild kick laterally towards Heather Locklear.
3 : 9.16 {FB} - Heather Locklear in the best position takes the mark.
3 : 9.22 {FB} - Nobody's checking Heather Locklear.
3 : 9.26 {FB} - Lauren Graham receives his handpass.
3 : 9.32 {FB} - Flicks it to Rene Russo.
3 : 9.36 {rBP} - He transfers play using Kristin Davis.
3 : 9.4 {rBP} - Shocking kick and WFL will take the mark.
3 : 9.46 {lFP} - WFL has possession.
3 : 9.51 {lFP} - Great tackle - he's lost it.
3 : 9.56 {rBP} - Kristin Davis signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 10.01 {lBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 10.05 {lBP} - Poor effort from Elle MacPherson and idon takes the mark.
3 : 10.11 {FF} - Nobody's checking Itsmyshow.
3 : 10.15 {FF} - Itsmyshow nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 10.23 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Itsmyshow keeps his cool.
3 : 10.25 {FF} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 3 for Itsmyshow.
Baghdad Bandits : 10.6.66
Over 50s : 8.4.52
3 : 10.32 {C} - Kim Cattrall gets the ball down.
3 : 10.4 {lW} - Ashley Judd dances around Citroin.
3 : 10.46 {CHF} - The kick seeks out Demi Moore.
3 : 10.51 {CHF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
3 : 10.56 {CHB} - eth-dog fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 11.01 {CHB} - eth-dog sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 11.07 {CHB} - Finds PoppedCorn with a handball.
3 : 11.11 {lW} - Huge handpass to HaroLad. As good as a kick.
3 : 11.15 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Citroin.
3 : 11.21 {rW} - Citroin takes a strong mark.
3 : 11.25 {rW} - Citroin has it.
3 : 11.31 {rW} - saintkildaman runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 11.36 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Citroin.
3 : 11.4 {C} - Handpasses to dennis kermit.
3 : 11.46 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards HaroLad.
3 : 11.5 {lW} - But Julianne Moore is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 11.56 {rW} - Julianne Moore slowing down the play.
3 : 12 {rW} - I believe a change is about to occur.
3 : 12.04 - <<< Rene Russo is trading places with Maura Tierney >>>
3 : 12.15 {rW} - Julianne Moore has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 12.23 {rW} - Great play by HaroLad.
3 : 12.25 {rW} - Citroin has possession.
3 : 12.31 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by Marvel and kicks in that direction.
3 : 12.36 {lHFF} - A very good mark to Marvel.
3 : 12.4 {lHFF} - Marvel with the ball now.
3 : 12.46 {rFP} - idon on the end of this.
3 : 12.5 {rFP} - Heavy clash between Elle MacPherson and idon. Elle MacPherson comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
3 : 12.56 {lBP} - Elle MacPherson slowing down the play.
3 : 13 {lBP} - In the back.
3 : 13.04 {lFP} - WFL wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 13.13 {lFP} - This will be a goal to WFL.
3 : 13.15 {lFP} - That's a handy goal at this stage.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.6.72
Over 50s : 8.4.52
3 : 13.21 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
3 : 13.31 {rW} - princey looking for a lead.
3 : 13.35 {rW} - But someone has been taken high.
3 : 13.39 {lW} - Ashley Judd takes off.
3 : 13.46 {lW} - Lauren Graham receives his handpass.
3 : 13.5 {CHF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Demi Moore and eth-dog.
3 : 13.56 {CHF} - Top mark eth-dog.
3 : 14 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris takes off.
3 : 14.04 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards eth-dog.
3 : 14.1 {CHB} - eth-dog holds off Demi Moore with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
3 : 14.15 {CHB} - With the ball is eth-dog.
3 : 14.21 {CHB} - Great tackle - he's lost it.
3 : 14.25 {CHF} - Demi Moore has possession.
3 : 14.29 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Nigella Lawson.
3 : 14.35 {FF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 14.39 {FB} - With the ball is Red mist.
3 : 14.52 {FB} - No-look handpass to saintkildaman.
3 : 14.52 {rHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of Jimmy1992.
3 : 14.55 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 marks well from the back of the pack.
3 : 15 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 has it.
3 : 15.04 - <<< Kim Basinger is coming on to replace Elle MacPherson >>>
3 : 15.14 {rHBF} - With the ball is Jimmy1992.
3 : 15.21 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Elizabeth Hurley. He could map the Milky Way.
3 : 15.26 {CHF} - Demi Moore hits the ground running.
3 : 15.28 {FF} - Quick hands to Nigella Lawson under pressure.
3 : 15.35 {FF} - Nigella Lawson takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 15.38 {FF} - Nigella Lawson - about 45 metres and not much angle.
3 : 15.45 {FF} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Nigella Lawson.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.6.72
Over 50s : 9.4.58
3 : 15.49 {C} - PoppedCorn palms the ball down.
3 : 16 {C} - Running with the ball is dennis kermit.
3 : 16.04 {C} - Sandra Bullock has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
3 : 16.1 {lW} - Ashley Judd takes off.
3 : 16.14 {lW} - A quick handpass to Maura Tierney.
3 : 16.2 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
3 : 16.24 {CHF} - Taking the mark is Demi Moore who's form looks good today.
3 : 16.28 {CHF} - Demi Moore looking for a lead.
3 : 16.34 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to Maura Tierney.
3 : 16.38 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Kim Cattrall was well placed to clean up.
3 : 16.45 {rW} - A poor handpass but Julianne Moore is up to the challenge.
3 : 16.49 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of Demi Moore.
3 : 16.53 {CHF} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : 16.59 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but Demi Moore wins possession.
3 : 17.03 - <<< Sammymoite is coming on to replace princey >>>
3 : 17.13 {CHF} - Demi Moore does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 17.2 {CHF} - Demi Moore blazes away at goal.
3 : 17.24 {CHF} - He's dobbed it.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.6.72
Over 50s : 10.4.64
3 : 17.28 {C} - The ball is bounced and Kim Cattrall gets the tap.
3 : 17.38 {rW} - Julianne Moore looks downfield.
3 : 17.45 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 17.49 {rW} - No-one on the mark! Julianne Moore takes off and kicks long at goal.
3 : 17.53 {rW} - Hard work pays off for Julianne Moore. It pays six points.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.6.72
Over 50s : 11.4.70
3 : 17.59 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by PoppedCorn.
3 : 18.09 {C} - Who wants it? dennis kermit does. Great stuff.
3 : 18.13 {rHFF} - Hurried kick towards bigeasy.
3 : 18.19 {rHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Kelly Preston.
3 : 18.23 {rHBF} - The ball is now with Courteney Cox.
3 : 18.28 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 18.34 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston with a one-hander.
3 : 18.38 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Kelly Preston.
3 : 18.45 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Courteney Cox.
3 : 18.48 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 18.52 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Courteney Cox.
3 : 18.59 {rHBF} - Hands it off to Kim Cattrall.
3 : 19.03 {lHBF} - He transfers play using Kelly Preston.
3 : 19.09 {lHBF} - Great saving mark taken by bigeasy.
3 : 19.13 {rHFF} - Running with the ball is bigeasy.
3 : 19.21 {rHFF} - Handballs to saintkildaman.
3 : 19.23 {rHFF} - PoppedCorn on the end of this.
3 : 19.28 {lFP} - That kick makes it hard for WFL.
3 : 19.34 {lFP} - Kristin Davis reads the kick best and marks well in front of WFL.
3 : 19.38 {FB} - Heather Locklear picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 19.44 {FB} - Heather Locklear sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 19.48 {CHB} - Heather Locklear is still looking for options and takes another.
3 : 19.52 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 19.58 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to Citroin.
3 : 20.02 {C} - Now dennis kermit has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 20.08 {lW} - Hands it off to HaroLad.
3 : 20.13 {lW} - Huge handpass to saintkildaman. As good as a kick.
3 : 20.19 {lW} - saintkildaman takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 20.23 {rW} - Quick hands to Citroin.
3 : 20.27 {rW} - Citroin nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 20.34 {rHFF} - He has another one.
3 : 20.37 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to Itsmyshow.
3 : 20.44 {FF} - Heather Locklear intercepts the kick and marks.
3 : 20.48 {lBP} - Kim Basinger looking for a lead.
3 : 20.52 {rBP} - Finds Kristin Davis with a handball.
3 : 20.58 {CHB} - Pumps it long for Michelle Pfeiffer.
3 : 21.02 {CHB} - KohPhi plants a foot on Michelle Pfeiffer's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : 21.08 {CHF} - KohPhi picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 21.13 {CHF} - Handballs to Sammymoite.
3 : 21.17 {rFP} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 21.23 {rFP} - Spoilt by Kim Basinger.
3 : 21.27 {rFP} - idon breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 21.33 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 21.37 {rFP} - Not a lot of daylight for idon to aim at.
3 : 21.43 {rFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to idon.
Baghdad Bandits : 11.7.73
Over 50s : 11.4.70
3 : 21.52 {FB} - Kim Basinger has it.
3 : 21.58 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 22.02 {FB} - A quick handpass to Kim Cattrall.
3 : 22.08 {rBP} - Quick hands to Kristin Davis under pressure.
3 : 22.12 {lBP} - Passes to Kim Basinger by hand.
3 : 22.16 {FB} - Spears a kick towards Heather Locklear.
3 : 22.23 {FB} - Heather Locklear can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 22.27 {FB} - Heather Locklear dances around Itsmyshow.
3 : 22.33 {rBP} - Flicks it to Kristin Davis.
3 : 22.37 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Kim Cattrall.
3 : 22.42 {lHBF} - A short kick to Kelly Preston.
3 : 22.47 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
3 : 22.52 {lHBF} - So Kelly Preston ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 22.58 {lHBF} - bigeasy dispossesses him with ease.
3 : 23.02 {rHFF} - bigeasy wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 23.08 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Marvel.
3 : 23.12 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards KohPhi.
3 : 23.16 {CHF} - Great grab by KohPhi.
3 : 23.22 {CHF} - KohPhi looking for a lead.
3 : 23.27 {lHFF} - Handballs to Marvel.
3 : 23.32 {FF} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 23.37 {FF} - Spoilt by Heather Locklear.
3 : 23.41 {lBP} - Kim Basinger has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.47 {lBP} - Kim Basinger isn't just seeing stars after that clash with idon. He could map the Milky Way.
3 : 23.51 {rFP} - idon wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 23.57 {rFP} - idon dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 24.01 {rFP} - idon sells the dummy and has a shot.
3 : 24.08 {rFP} - Tremendous solo effort from idon results in a goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 11.4.70
3 : 24.12 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
3 : 24.22 {lW} - Maura Tierney takes off.
3 : 24.27 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 24.32 {CHF} - eth-dog is in the way and will mark.
3 : 24.37 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Krazy Kris.
3 : 24.41 - <<< Judi Dench is coming on to replace Kim Basinger >>>
3 : 24.51 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris takes them on.
3 : 24.57 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards Jimmy1992.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 11.4.70
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[beez]

4 : 25.01 {C} - Jimmy1992 is the target but he's outplayed by Elizabeth Hurley.
4 : 25.01 {C} - PoppedCorn wins the tapout.
4 : .1 {rW} - Citroin hits the ground running.
4 : .14 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Jimmy1992.
4 : .22 {lW} - He gets his kick away.
4 : .24 {lW} - Julianne Moore drops an absolute sitter.
4 : .3 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Julianne Moore wins possession.
4 : .34 {rW} - Julianne Moore has a bounce.
4 : .38 {CHF} - A kick towards Demi Moore territory.
4 : .45 {CHF} - eth-dog drops an absolute sitter.
4 : .49 {lHBF} - With the ball is Krazy Kris.
4 : .55 {lHBF} - Smashed by Sharon Stone.
4 : 1.01 {rHFF} - Sharon Stone signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 1.05 {rHFF} - Maura Tierney receives his handpass.
4 : 1.09 {FF} - Boots the ball toward Nigella Lawson.
4 : 1.13 {FF} - Red mist will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 1.2 {FF} - Nigella Lawson assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 1.23 {FF} - Nigella Lawson may even have goaled.
4 : 1.3 {FF} - Nigella Lawson's dobbed it.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 12.4.76
4 : 1.36 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
4 : 1.45 {lW} - Ashley Judd scoops up the ball.
4 : 1.49 {rHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 1.55 {rHFF} - Sharon Stone can't take it.
4 : 1.59 {rHFF} - Sharon Stone has a paddock.
4 : 2.05 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running Lauren Graham.
4 : 2.09 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to Maura Tierney.
4 : 2.13 {rHFF} - He handpasses to Kim Cattrall.
4 : 2.19 {rHFF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
4 : 2.24 {rHFF} - Sammymoite steps behind the line to concede a behind.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 12.5.77
4 : 2.34 {FB} - loopy_cam wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 2.38 {lBP} - A short kick to shermanator.
4 : 2.44 {lBP} - Rene Russo reads the kick best and marks well in front of shermanator.
4 : 2.52 {lFP} - Jodie Foster sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 2.54 {lFP} - Jodie Foster wants a goal.
4 : 2.58 {lFP} - Will it come around? No.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 12.6.78
4 : 3.09 {FB} - shermanator has possession.
4 : 3.13 {rBP} - A wild kick laterally towards loopy_cam.
4 : 3.19 {rBP} - loopy_cam gets too far under the ball.
4 : 3.24 {lFP} - With the ball is Jodie Foster.
4 : 3.3 {lFP} - Jodie Foster has a bounce.
4 : 3.34 {lFP} - That's a fantasic tackle by loopy_cam.
4 : 3.38 {rBP} - loopy_cam has possession.
4 : 3.44 {lBP} - No-look handpass to shermanator.
4 : 3.48 {lBP} - Huge handpass to PoppedCorn. As good as a kick.
4 : 3.54 {lBP} - He involves saintkildaman in the play.
4 : 3.58 {CHB} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 4.03 {CHB} - eth-dog can't take it.
4 : 4.09 {rHFF} - Sharon Stone looking for a lead.
4 : 4.13 {CHF} - He tries to find Demi Moore with a chip pass.
4 : 4.19 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 4.23 {CHF} - Who wants it? Demi Moore does. Great stuff.
4 : 4.27 - <<< princey is coming on to replace shermanator >>>
4 : 4.37 {CHF} - Demi Moore picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 4.43 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Elizabeth Hurley.
4 : 4.48 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to Lauren Graham.
4 : 4.54 {lHFF} - Lauren Graham has time to take a bounce.
4 : 4.58 {lFP} - He takes another.
4 : 5.02 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
4 : 5.1 {lFP} - That's a terrible miss.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 12.7.79
4 : 5.19 {FB} - princey has it.
4 : 5.23 {rHBF} - A short kick to Jimmy1992.
4 : 5.27 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
4 : 5.33 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 5.37 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 didn't see that tackle coming from Elizabeth Hurley.
4 : 5.43 {CHF} - Demi Moore takes off.
4 : 5.48 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Elizabeth Hurley.
4 : 5.54 {FF} - Nigella Lawson trying to offer a lead.
4 : 5.58 {FF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 6.02 {lBP} - princey slowing down the play.
4 : 6.08 {FB} - Flicks it to Red mist.
4 : 6.12 {FB} - Red mist is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 6.18 {FF} - Nigella Lawson takes off.
4 : 6.22 {FF} - Nigella Lawson ignores a lead to have a shot.
4 : 6.26 {FF} - Off line - one behind to Nigella Lawson.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 12.8.80
4 : 6.37 {FB} - loopy_cam has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.43 {FB} - loopy_cam has time to take a bounce.
4 : 6.47 {FB} - Round the neck decision - free kick to Nigella Lawson.
4 : 6.52 {FF} - Nigella Lawson has possession.
4 : 6.58 {FF} - Nigella Lawson's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
4 : 7.02 {FF} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
Baghdad Bandits : 12.7.79
Over 50s : 12.9.81
4 : 7.12 {FB} - Red mist with the ball now.
4 : 7.18 {FB} - Red mist bounces the ball.
4 : 7.22 {FB} - saintkildaman runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 7.26 {FB} - He handpasses to Sammymoite.
4 : 7.33 {CHB} - Huge handpass to eth-dog. As good as a kick.
4 : 7.37 {rHBF} - Jimmy1992 receives his handpass.
4 : 7.43 {lHBF} - Passes to Krazy Kris by hand.
4 : 7.47 {rW} - A spearing pass towards Citroin.
4 : 7.53 {rW} - But the kick goes straight to Ashley Judd.
4 : 7.57 {lW} - Ashley Judd has possession.
4 : 8.01 - <<< Elle MacPherson is coming on to replace Judi Dench >>>
4 : 8.11 {lW} - Ashley Judd takes off.
4 : 8.18 - <<< Shermy is coming on to replace saintkildaman >>>
4 : 8.26 {lW} - Ashley Judd takes off.
4 : 8.33 {lW} - Citroin sews him up!.
4 : 8.37 {C} - dennis kermit looking for a lead.
4 : 8.43 {C} - Quick hands to Shermy.
4 : 8.49 {C} - Fires out the handpass to PoppedCorn.
4 : 8.53 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Marvel.
4 : 8.57 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Shermy was well placed to clean up.
4 : 9.01 {rHFF} - Sees bigeasy out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 9.07 {rHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Kelly Preston.
4 : 9.11 {lHBF} - So Kelly Preston ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 9.18 {rW} - Julianne Moore presents on a long lead.
4 : 9.22 {rW} - HaroLad upset the marking attempt by Julianne Moore.
4 : 9.26 {rW} - Citroin takes off.
4 : 9.32 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Marvel.
4 : 9.36 {lHFF} - Courteney Cox drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 9.42 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 9.46 {rHBF} - A blatent push-out.
4 : 9.51 {rHFF} - bigeasy has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 9.56 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 10.01 {FF} - Top mark Heather Locklear.
4 : 10.09 {lBP} - Nobody's checking Elle MacPherson.
4 : 10.11 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to Maura Tierney.
4 : 10.18 {FB} - He elects to use Heather Locklear and kicks in that direction.
4 : 10.25 {FB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 10.25 {rFP} - So idon ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 10.32 {rFP} - Not a lot of daylight for idon to aim at.
4 : 10.36 {rFP} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
Baghdad Bandits : 12.8.80
Over 50s : 12.9.81
4 : 10.46 {FB} - Nobody's checking Elle MacPherson.
4 : 10.51 {FB} - He has a bounce.
4 : 10.56 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 11.01 {lHBF} - bigeasy rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 11.09 {rHFF} - bigeasy takes off.
4 : 11.11 {rHFF} - This could be goal of the match.
4 : 11.15 {rHFF} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Baghdad Bandits : 12.9.81
Over 50s : 12.9.81
4 : 11.25 {FB} - Heather Locklear has it.
4 : 11.31 {FB} - Heather Locklear bounces the ball.
4 : 11.36 {FB} - Heather Locklear runs into Itsmyshow and is getting up very slowly.
4 : 11.42 {FF} - Itsmyshow wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 11.48 {FF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 11.5 {FF} - This should be a goal to Itsmyshow.
4 : 11.56 {FF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Baghdad Bandits : 13.9.87
Over 50s : 12.9.81
4 : 12 {C} - PoppedCorn knocks the ball down.
4 : 12.11 {rW} - Citroin has a paddock.
4 : 12.15 {rW} - Citroin has time to take a bounce.
4 : 12.21 {rW} - Citroin didn't see that tackle coming from Ashley Judd.
4 : 12.25 {lW} - Ashley Judd takes them on.
4 : 12.33 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Sandra Bullock was well placed to clean up.
4 : 12.36 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Sharon Stone.
4 : 12.41 {rHFF} - Ohhh Sharon Stone! You beauty! Sensational grab.
4 : 12.46 {rHFF} - Sharon Stone to send the ball forward.
4 : 12.56 {rHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
4 : 12.56 {rHFF} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 13.9.87
Over 50s : 13.9.87
4 : 13 {C} - Kim Cattrall wins the tapout.
4 : 13.1 {lW} - Ashley Judd with some space now.
4 : 13.15 {lW} - An underground handpass to Lauren Graham.
4 : 13.23 {lW} - Gives the ball to Maura Tierney.
4 : 13.27 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 13.31 {rW} - Horrific choice of kick and HaroLad will mark unopposed.
4 : 13.35 {lW} - HaroLad with the ball now.
4 : 13.39 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of bigeasy.
4 : 13.48 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 13.5 {rHFF} - bigeasy with a little space.
4 : 13.56 {lFP} - Fires out the handpass to WFL.
4 : 14 {lFP} - WFL has a shot at goal.
4 : 14.06 {lFP} - WFL doesn't let us down.
Baghdad Bandits : 14.9.93
Over 50s : 13.9.87
4 : 14.1 {C} - PoppedCorn gets the ball down.
4 : 14.21 {C} - Sammymoite assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 14.25 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 14.31 {lW} - He can't hold it.
4 : 14.35 {rW} - Julianne Moore looking for a lead.
4 : 14.41 {lW} - Flicks it to Ashley Judd.
4 : 14.45 {lW} - And that'll be a throw in... Wait... The umpire says its deliberate. I don't believe this.
4 : 14.49 {rW} - So Citroin ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 14.55 {rW} - Citroin has a bounce.
4 : 15 {lHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Marvel.
4 : 15.06 {lHFF} - Over the head of Marvel.
4 : 15.1 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.14 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Lauren Graham.
4 : 15.21 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Kim Cattrall.
4 : 15.24 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily Julianne Moore was well placed to clean up.
4 : 15.31 {rW} - Julianne Moore is crunched in a tackle by HaroLad.
4 : 15.35 {C} - dennis kermit through heavy traffic.
4 : 15.41 {C} - dennis kermit has a bounce.
4 : 15.45 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of bigeasy.
4 : 15.49 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 15.55 {CHB} - Michelle Pfeiffer with the ball now.
4 : 16 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 16.06 {rHBF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 16.1 {CHF} - Now KohPhi has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.14 {FF} - He rewards the Itsmyshow lead.
4 : 16.2 {FF} - Top mark Heather Locklear.
4 : 16.24 {FB} - Running with the ball is Heather Locklear.
4 : 16.3 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily Elle MacPherson was well placed to clean up.
4 : 16.37 {rHBF} - Courteney Cox presents.
4 : 16.38 {rHBF} - Marvel plants a foot on Courteney Cox's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 16.45 {lHFF} - Marvel fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 16.49 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Itsmyshow.
4 : 16.55 {FF} - Heather Locklear intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 17.01 {FB} - Heather Locklear streaming down the ground.
4 : 17.06 {FB} - Heather Locklear nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 17.1 {rHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to Courteney Cox.
4 : 17.13 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of Courteney Cox.
4 : 17.2 {lHFF} - Marvel takes them on.
4 : 17.24 {FF} - A short kick to Itsmyshow.
4 : 17.3 {FF} - Itsmyshow is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 17.34 {FF} - Itsmyshow with all the time in the world.
4 : 17.38 {FF} - Surely Itsmyshow wouldn't miss this.
4 : 17.45 {FF} - That takes Itsmyshow's goal tally to 5.
Baghdad Bandits : 15.9.99
Over 50s : 13.9.87
4 : 17.49 {C} - PoppedCorn wins the tap decisively.
4 : 17.59 {rW} - Julianne Moore has a paddock.
4 : 18.03 {rW} - That slews off the side of his boot and out on the full.
4 : 18.09 {lW} - HaroLad sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 18.13 {lW} - HaroLad has time to take a bounce.
4 : 18.19 {C} - A short kick to dennis kermit.
4 : 18.23 {C} - dennis kermit stretches and takes the overhead mark.
4 : 18.3 {C} - dennis kermit takes off.
4 : 18.34 {rHFF} - Hurried kick towards bigeasy.
4 : 18.38 {rHFF} - bigeasy is the target but he's outplayed by Kelly Preston.
4 : 18.45 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Kelly Preston.
4 : 18.48 {CHB} - A short kick to Michelle Pfeiffer.
4 : 18.55 {CHB} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 18.59 {CHB} - Michelle Pfeiffer picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 19.03 {CHB} - No-look handpass to Kim Cattrall.
4 : 19.09 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running Lauren Graham.
4 : 19.13 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Michelle Pfeiffer is up to the challenge.
4 : 19.19 {CHB} - That's holding the ball.
4 : 19.23 {lHFF} - Marvel wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.3 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to KohPhi.
4 : 19.34 {CHF} - Flicks it to PoppedCorn.
4 : 19.38 {CHF} - PoppedCorn just boots it forward towards the boundary. The umpire pings him for deliberate.
4 : 19.44 {CHB} - Michelle Pfeiffer sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 19.48 {CHB} - Hands it off to Lauren Graham.
4 : 19.54 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Courteney Cox.
4 : 19.58 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Kelly Preston.
4 : 20.05 {rW} - A kick towards Julianne Moore territory.
4 : 20.11 {rW} - But the kick goes straight to HaroLad.
4 : 20.13 {lW} - Now HaroLad has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.21 {CHF} - The kick seeks out KohPhi.
4 : 20.23 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 20.27 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston with the ball now.
4 : 20.34 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to Michelle Pfeiffer.
4 : 20.37 {CHB} - KohPhi has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
4 : 20.44 {CHF} - KohPhi with the ball now.
4 : 20.48 {CHF} - KohPhi sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 20.54 {rFP} - Long handpass to the running idon.
4 : 20.58 {rFP} - idon ran into Elle MacPherson and came off second-best.
4 : 21.02 {FB} - Heather Locklear weaves through the congestion.
4 : 21.08 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily Elle MacPherson was well placed to clean up.
4 : 21.13 {lBP} - Elle MacPherson dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 21.19 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to Kristin Davis.
4 : 21.23 {rBP} - Kristin Davis has a bounce.
4 : 21.27 {FB} - Passes to Heather Locklear by hand.
4 : 21.33 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Kristin Davis.
4 : 21.37 {lHBF} - Hurried kick towards Kelly Preston.
4 : 21.43 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 21.47 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston has possession.
4 : 21.53 {rW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 21.58 {rW} - But straight to HaroLad.
4 : 22.02 {rW} - The ball is now with Citroin.
4 : 22.08 {rW} - Citroin has a bounce.
4 : 22.15 {rHFF} - He has another one.
4 : 22.19 {rHFF} - Citroin is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 22.23 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Shermy.
4 : 22.29 {lFP} - He sees a lead by WFL and kicks in that direction.
4 : 22.33 {lFP} - Kristin Davis rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 22.37 {rBP} - So Kristin Davis ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 22.43 {CHB} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 22.52 {CHB} - Michelle Pfeiffer appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 22.53 {CHF} - KohPhi looking for a lead.
4 : 22.58 {CHF} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
4 : 23.02 {CHB} - Michelle Pfeiffer signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 23.08 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 23.12 {rW} - Julianne Moore gets too far under the ball.
4 : 23.18 {lW} - Nobody's checking HaroLad.
4 : 23.22 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 23.27 {lHFF} - HaroLad's taken another bounce.
4 : 23.32 {lHFF} - Marvel ran into Courteney Cox and came off second-best.
4 : 23.37 {CHB} - Michelle Pfeiffer looking for a lead.
4 : 23.43 {CHB} - KohPhi sews Michelle Pfeiffer up like a morgue worker. Great tackle.
4 : 23.47 {CHF} - KohPhi to send the ball forward.
4 : 23.53 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards bigeasy.
4 : 23.57 {rHFF} - bigeasy!!! Kelly Preston is going to be feeling that one for a while.
4 : 24.01 {rHFF} - bigeasy has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Great tackle on bigeasy.
4 : 24.12 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston looking for a lead.
4 : 24.18 {lHBF} - Kelly Preston has a bounce.
4 : 24.22 {lHBF} - Fantastic smother bigeasy!.
4 : 24.27 {CHF} - So KohPhi ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.32 {CHF} - A poor handpass but PoppedCorn is up to the challenge.
4 : 24.37 {CHF} - PoppedCorn sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 24.43 {CHF} - Handpass to space. Sammymoite runs onto it.
4 : 24.47 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Itsmyshow.
4 : 24.51 {FF} - Itsmyshow spills the mark.
4 : 24.57 {lBP} - Elle MacPherson looking for a lead.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Baghdad Bandits : 15.9.99
Over 50s : 13.9.87
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Match Over!

 

[beez]

After Match Summary:

BBB SENIORS Vs 050S SENIORS
BBB               4    0        9    3        12   7        15   9    99      
050S              2    2        5    2        11   4        13   9    87      
BBB        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  050S        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  
loopy_cam   0  1  0  2  1  0  1  0  0  Kristin Da   0  5  2  4  1  1  1  0  0  
Red mist    0  1  1  4  0  0  2  0  0  Heather Lo   0  4  8  7  0  0  1  0  0  
princey     0  4  0  11 4  1  1  0  0  Elle MacPh   0  3  1  4  2  0  1  0  0  
Jimmy1992   0  2  6  5  0  0  1  0  0  Courteney    0  5  4  9  0  1  1  0  0  
eth-dog     0  5  8  6  0  1  2  0  0  Michelle P   0  8  3  5  2  0  3  0  0  
Krazy Kris  0  8  1  2  0  0  0  0  0  Kelly Pres   0  8  8  8  1  0  0  0  0  
Citroin     0  10 6  9  1  1  0  0  0  Julianne M   0  5  5  9  0  1  1  2  0  
dennis ker  0  13 3  9  0  3  2  0  1  Sandra Bul   0  4  6  4  0  1  4  0  1  
HaroLad     0  9  5  3  1  0  1  0  0  Ashley Jud   0  6  4  9  2  0  1  0  1  
bigeasy     0  3  3  4  0  0  0  0  1  Sharon Sto   0  8  4  3  1  0  0  2  0  
KohPhi      0  8  6  9  0  0  1  1  0  Demi Moore   0  9  3  6  3  2  1  4  0  
Marvel      0  8  7  7  0  1  0  1  0  Elizabeth    0  1  0  2  1  0  0  0  0  
idon        0  6  2  1  3  1  0  3  3  Rene Russo   0  1  1  10 0  3  0  0  0  
Itsmyshow   0  7  0  0  0  2  1  5  2  Nigella La   0  7  0  0  0  2  0  4  3  
WFL         0  3  1  0  0  0  1  3  0  Jodie Fost   0  1  0  0  0  0  1  0  1  
PoppedCorn  16 9  0  11 0  0  3  1  1  Kim Cattra   8  12 0  10 2  2  1  0  1  
Shermy      0  2  0  1  2  2  0  0  0  Maura Tier   0  7  0  2  3  3  0  1  1  
Sammymoite  0  4  2  6  3  2  0  0  0  Lauren Gra   0  9  0  11 5  1  1  0  1  
shermanato  0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  Judi Dench   0  1  3  1  0  0  1  0  0  
saintkilda  0  7  0  6  4  4  1  1  1  Kim Basing   0  1  0  2  1  0  0  0  0

Votes:
3. Demi Moore (050)
2. Lauren Graham (050)
1. PoppedCorn (BBB)

[Match-ups]

• Toe to toe throughout, Citroin beat Ashley Judd today - but not by much. - 96m from 1 to 97.
• Toe to toe throughout, Courteney Cox did well against Marvel. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• In a resume-material performance, Demi Moore had eth-dog's measure. - 72m from 10 to 82.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Jimmy1992 was slightly more polished than Elizabeth Hurley. - 72m from 10 to 82.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, idon did very well against Elle MacPherson. - 48m from 48 to 96.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, KohPhi beat Elle MacPherson today - but not by much. - 17m from 0 to 17.
• In an epic battle, Julianne Moore and HaroLad were evenly matched. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Itsmyshow came out tops over the brave Heather Locklear. - 87m from 9 to 96.
• In what was a very slow day for both, loopy_cam was easily the winner in the clash with Jodie Foster. - 76m from 5 to 81.
• In what was a very slow day for both, saintkildaman won the bout with Jodie Foster. - 0m from 13 to 13.
• Neither having much reason to brag, KohPhi did well against Judi Dench. - 14m from 22 to 36.
• In quite a tussle, Kelly Preston had the better of bigeasy. - 58m from 41 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Kelly Preston had the better game against Sammymoite - although there was very little in it. - 29m from 4 to 33.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, idon did a demolition job on Kim Basinger. - 4m from 70 to 74.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Krazy Kris was slightly more polished than Kim Basinger. - 35m from 7 to 42.
• While not all all one-way, PoppedCorn did very well against Kim Cattrall. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Despite neither player having much impact, KohPhi won the bout with Michelle Pfeiffer. - 59m from 40 to 99.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Sharon Stone massacred Krazy Kris. - 35m from 53 to 88.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, not much between WFL and Kristin Davis - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 49m from 48 to 97.
• In an epic battle, princey did very well against Lauren Graham. - 63m from 1 to 64.
• In quite a display, Sammymoite exposed Lauren Graham's frailties. - 28m from 71 to 99.
• In a solid performance, Maura Tierney won the bout with saintkildaman. - 19m from 63 to 82.
• Neither having much reason to brag, shermanator did well against Maura Tierney. - 6m from 6 to 12.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Maura Tierney and Shermy were hard to separate - though Maura Tierney was slightly more effective. - 17m from 83 to 100.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, WFL's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Michelle Pfeiffer. - 27m from 3 to 30.
• Bordering on a training run, Nigella Lawson massacred Red mist. - 77m from 5 to 82.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Rene Russo had the better of loopy_cam. - 0m from 13 to 13.
• Neither having much reason to brag, princey came out tops over the brave Rene Russo. - 1m from 80 to 81.
• In an epic battle, saintkildaman did well against Rene Russo. - 59m from 2 to 61.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Rene Russo and shermanator were hard to separate - though Rene Russo was slightly more effective. - 1m from 77 to 78.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, dennis kermit either broke even with Sandra Bullock or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Sharon Stone and idon were evenly matched. - 33m from 3 to 36.

 

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