Official Team Thread Baghdad Bombers S23 Official Team Thread - Congratulations to ant555 medalists KohPhi & miggs

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Right, eyes here, and listen up.... PhenomenalV1 ! You done?! ..... thank you.

Practice match or not, we will represent in a manner befitting our jumper. That! Is non negotiable.

Now.... (long pause for effect. reflective demeanour)

I was having breakfast this morning. Bacon and eggs....When suddenly it occurred to me. There's a major difference between "participation" and "commitment"...


You see, half way through my bacon and eggs, I realised... the chicken only participates in the breakfast. But the pig... the pig makes the ultimate sacrifice. Massive difference in their respective contributions...

(Tone and tempo building)
So, When we go out there today, are we going to merely participate in a game of footy? Or are we going to sacrifice and commit? Are we chickens? Or are we pigs?

It's your call, gentlemen. You can run out and be chickens, and tell the story about how you "participated" in a game of football... or you can "commit" like pigs, and let that speak for itself.

Are you prepared to sacrifice? To endure? To pay the price? To meet your obligation to this team, to this jumper... to your mates?

Chicken or Pig, gentlemen. Which one???

I know what I'm choosing....


Haro, U turns are for cab drivers. Share the footy, it's not a baked pastry. But when you get your chance, take it as only you know how.

Burningdwarf, nothing better than seeing a little bloke taking on the big fellas. Considering everyone is a big fella compared to you, you'll have ample opportunity to impress.

ant555, do what you do. But control that aggression. Let's not have a repeat of..... well, you know, "the incident".

arrowman, I feel for you. You kick goals, take marks, bust packs, run like the wind. Yet Nobody calls you "arrowman the champion footballer"
........but you **** ONE goat...

ctacp, when we say "plug the hole", we mean stand in their full forward's space. It has nothing to do with the showers.

Stan The Caddy, see this? this is a football... sorry, I know that's a lot of information for you at once. But go and get it. Get it and don't let anyone stand in your way.

JDTomahawk, "Nuffers" said you couldn't score in a rabbit brothel with a fist full of carrots. You're a big bad strapping ruck/forward. Prove him wrong today...

Tony Lynn 15, you're our Chris Judd.... (if it had all gone horribly wrong for Chris Judd) So go out there and dominate as only you can.

KohPhi, you're a leader. You're a presence. You're an inspiration . You're....
Are you sleeping??!! What the ****, KohPhi??!!


(Wise, old man tone)
Always Remember this, gentlemen... The "pigs" don't get to play this game forever. But the "chickens" never really played it at all...

(Inspiring tone)
Ok... FIRST BOUNCE TO FINAL SIREN... LETS DO THIS... LETS BE PIGS!
 

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TheCoach16 said:
Right, eyes here, and listen up.... PhenomenalV1 ! You done?! ..... thank you.

Practice match or not, we will represent in a manner befitting our jumper. That! Is non negotiable.

Now.... (long pause for effect. reflective demeanour)

I was having breakfast this morning. Bacon and eggs....When suddenly it occurred to me. There's a major difference between "participation" and "commitment"...


You see, half way through my bacon and eggs, I realised... the chicken only participates in the breakfast. But the pig... the pig makes the ultimate sacrifice. Massive difference in their respective contributions...

(Tone and tempo building)
So, When we go out there today, are we going to merely participate in a game of footy? Or are we going to sacrifice and commit? Are we chickens? Or are we pigs?

It's your call, gentlemen. You can run out and be chickens, and tell the story about how you "participated" in a game of football... or you can "commit" like pigs, and let that speak for itself.

Are you prepared to sacrifice? To endure? To pay the price? To meet your obligation to this team, to this jumper... to your mates?

Chicken or Pig, gentlemen. Which one???

I know what I'm choosing....


Haro, U turns are for cab drivers. Share the footy, it's not a baked pastry. But when you get your chance, take it as only you know how.

Burningdwarf, nothing better than seeing a little bloke taking on the big fellas. Considering everyone is a big fella compared to you, you'll have ample opportunity to impress.

ant555, do what you do. But control that aggression. Let's not have a repeat of..... well, you know, "the incident".

arrowman, I feel for you. You kick goals, take marks, bust packs, run like the wind. Yet Nobody calls you "arrowman the champion footballer"
........but you **** ONE goat...

ctacp, when we say "plug the hole", we mean stand in their full forward's space. It has nothing to do with the showers.

Stan The Caddy, see this? this is a football... sorry, I know that's a lot of information for you at once. But go and get it. Get it and don't let anyone stand in your way.

JDTomahawk, "Nuffers" said you couldn't score in a rabbit brothel with a fist full of carrots. You're a big bad strapping ruck/forward. Prove him wrong today...

Tony Lynn 15, you're our Chris Judd.... (if it had all gone horribly wrong for Chris Judd) So go out there and dominate as only you can.

KohPhi, you're a leader. You're a presence. You're an inspiration . You're....
Are you sleeping??!! What the ****, KohPhi??!!


(Wise, old man tone)
Always Remember this, gentlemen... The "pigs" don't get to play this game forever. But the "chickens" never really played it at all...

(Inspiring tone)
Ok... FIRST BOUNCE TO FINAL SIREN... LETS DO THIS... LETS BE PIGS!
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**** we are in for a big season...
 
GJD23 said:
I appreciate that you can tell that you don't even need to give me a pep talk. I'll have kicked 10 before the first bounce anyway. Well done coach.
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One thing I've learnt over the journey is, some players just do what they do. And they should be left alone to do it...
 
TheCoach16 said:
One thing I've learnt over the journey is, some players just do what they do. And they should be left alone to do it...
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Cool, so it sounds like you will be comfortable with me jerking off in the corner...
 
Tony Lynn 15 said:
Cool, so it sounds like you will be comfortable with me jerking off in the corner...
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There's nothing you could do that would make me uncomfortable....

Am I missing something? Has the game started? Should I be in another thread?
 

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HaroLad said:
Simming the game now fam, it's a bit complicated as the program is literally about 15 years old but I think I have my head around it.
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If we ****ing lose I am solely blaming you!
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... BAGHDAD v FURIES

This is burningdwarf's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Roo Beauty's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is saintkildaman's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Royce Hafey's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is cm_perfect's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Shermy's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Established1870's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Stan The Caddy's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Alfred_'s first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Biggy_Boy's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is arrowman's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is dangerwood's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is PhenomenalV1's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is GJD23's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is ant555's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is JD Tomahawk's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is TheCoach16's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Tony Lynn 15's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is ctacp's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is iDon's first game at this level for BAGHDAD.
This is Sterge's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Tarkyn_24's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is _Cayz_'s first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Nuffers's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Wacky Tiger's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is akkaps's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Grockadoc's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is NaturalDisaster's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Calcium Man's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is tgrs's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is tigland's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Stevi_Tigers's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is joelsyt's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Micheals's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Helen Wheels's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is JackNah_8's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is HumanMeatball's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Stiubhart's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is Shadow Man's first game at this level for FURIES.
This is footy_fumbler's first game at this level for FURIES.

Rich (BB code): 
                       FURIES
burningdwarf                Roo Beauty               saintkildaman
Helen Wheels                Micheals                 joelsyt

Royce Hafey                 cm_perfect               Shermy
Stevi_Tigers                tigland                  tgrs

Established1870             Stan The Caddy           Alfred_
Calcium Man                 NaturalDisaster          Grockadoc

Biggy_Boy                   arrowman                 dangerwood
akkaps                      Wacky Tiger              Nuffers

PhenomenalV1                GJD23                    ant555
_Cayz_                      Tarkyn_24                Sterge
                            BAGHDAD

BAGHDAD Foll : JD Tomahawk, TheCoach16, Tony Lynn 15
FURIES Foll : JackNah_8, HumanMeatball, Stiubhart

BAGHDAD INT : ctacp, iDon
FURIES INT : Shadow Man, footy_fumbler

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
BAGHDAD BOMBERS: <none>
FIGHTING FURIES: <none>

[non-fixtured match], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY
 
1 : .03 {C} - JackNah_8 wins the tapout.
1 : .07 {rW} - JD Tomahawk sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : .13 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : .18 {C} - NaturalDisaster is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : .22 {C} - NaturalDisaster fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : .26 {C} - Quick hands to Stiubhart.
1 : .3 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : .34 {lW} - Established1870 comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : .38 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Established1870 wins possession.
1 : .45 {rW} - Established1870 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : .49 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : .53 {lHFF} - He can't hold it.
1 : .57 {rHBF} - Nuffers streaming down the ground.
1 : 1.01 - <<< ctacp is coming on to replace Alfred_ >>>
1 : 1.05 {rHBF} - Now Nuffers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.09 {rHBF} - dangerwood smothers the kick.
1 : 1.13 {rHFF} - Taking the ball is Biggy_Boy.
1 : 1.17 {FF} - GJD23 and Tarkyn_24 jostle for position.
1 : 1.19 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 1.23 {FF} - GJD23 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 1.28 {FF} - GJD23 ignores a lead to have a shot.
1 : 1.32 {FF} - What a goal from GJD23.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 1.0.6
FIGHTING FURIES : 0.0.0
1 : 1.34 {C} - JD Tomahawk waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 2.38 {rW} - JackNah_8 threads his way through traffic.
1 : 2.42 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Grockadoc.
1 : 2.44 {rW} - Someone call a dentist. Grockadoc has run into ctacp and is hurting.
1 : 2.48 {rW} - Established1870 has possession.
1 : 2.5 {CHF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 2.52 {CHF} - Wacky Tiger upset the marking attempt by arrowman.
1 : 2.54 {CHB} - Who wants it? Wacky Tiger does. Great stuff.
1 : 2.58 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Nuffers.
1 : 3.01 {lW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 3.02 {lW} - Established1870 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 3.05 {lW} - ctacp streaming down the ground.
1 : 3.09 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Stan The Caddy.
1 : 3.11 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 3.13 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by Stan The Caddy.
1 : 3.17 {lFP} - He involves ant555 in the play.
1 : 3.19 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 3.21 {lFP} - I hesitate to say that ant555 has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 1.1.7
FIGHTING FURIES : 0.0.0
1 : 3.25 {FB} - Tarkyn_24 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.27 {FB} - Where did GJD23 come from? Great tackle.
1 : 3.31 {FF} - GJD23 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.33 {FF} - This will be a goal to GJD23.
1 : 3.37 {FF} - Shepherded through for a goal.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 2.1.13
FIGHTING FURIES : 0.0.0
1 : 3.4 {C} - JD Tomahawk knocks the ball down.
1 : 3.46 {lW} - Stiubhart weaves through the congestion.
1 : 3.5 {lW} - He handpasses to JackNah_8.
1 : 3.52 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Wacky Tiger.
1 : 3.54 {lW} - He tries to find Calcium Man with a chip pass.
1 : 3.58 {lW} - Calcium Man takes the mark.
1 : 4 {lW} - Calcium Man to send the ball forward.
1 : 4.03 {lW} - High tackle seen by the umpire.
1 : 4.04 {lW} - Now ctacp has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.07 {lHFF} - Finds JD Tomahawk with a handball.
1 : 4.09 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Biggy_Boy.
1 : 4.1 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 4.15 {rHFF} - Biggy_Boy looks downfield.
1 : 4.17 {lFP} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 4.21 {lFP} - The ball drops short of ant555.
1 : 4.23 {rBP} - Sterge is now off and running.
1 : 4.27 {rBP} - Great bump by ant555. Sterge has not moved.
1 : 4.29 {rFP} - Not enough pressure on PhenomenalV1.
1 : 4.31 {rFP} - PhenomenalV1 has a bounce.
1 : 4.33 {rFP} - A gimme goal coming up if PhenomenalV1 keeps his cool.
1 : 4.35 {rFP} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
BAGHDAD BOMBERS : 2.2.14
FIGHTING FURIES : 0.0.0
 

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