Official Team Thread Baghdad Bombers S23 Official Team Thread - Congratulations to ant555 medalists KohPhi & miggs

[HaroLad]

How old are you, 10? If you're a grown adult dissing a sport you dislike by attributing it to a sexuality different to yours, that is truly sad. You're not even using it as an adjective, it's just a mindless insult you throw at something you don't like. You and the five people who liked your post should disgust me, but sadly you don't even surprise me - I've heard this shit so many times before. It's not even offensive, it's just incomprehensibly stupid. Get a life.

Old mate goes BANG!

 

[Hoooops]

I missed the point on purpose.

That doesn't make you any less stupid.

 

[George]

That doesn't make you any less stupid.

Tell me something I don't know.

 

[Hoooops]

Tell me something I don't know.

What you don't know could fill several books. Unfortunately I do not have the time nor the patience to write all or any of it out for you.

 

[George]

What you don't know could fill several books. Unfortunately I do not have the time nor the patience to write all or any of it out for you.

Yeah, well, cricket's still gay.

 

[Hoooops]

Yeah, well, cricket's still gay.

Sigh.

 

[George]

No really let me be completely hypocritical and say that I was a fan of the sport up until I was 16. Michael Bevan and Adam Gilchrist were my favorite players and I opened the batting for my local cricket club with this beautiful willow;

Please though can you just continue melting for me regardless? It's getting me excited right before bed time.

 

[Footypie32]

Using stupid old homophobic insults to try and make someone "melt" isn't clever. It just makes you look rather silly.

 

[Hoooops]

No really let me be completely hypocritical and say that I was a fan of the sport up until I was 16. Michael Bevan and Adam Gilchrist were my favorite players and I opened the batting for my local cricket club with this beautiful willow;

Please though can you just continue melting for me regardless? It's getting me excited right before bed time.

Mate, I'm serious. You can be a soulless ******* and use your limited mind to say, "Haha, melt!" - but this is beyond the 'fantasy' of the board. I'm sure you can come up with a more intelligent way of labelling something than inexplicably associating it with a sexuality you don't belong to. For example, I do not see the appeal of rugby union, but even I can articulate the reasons for this rather than just calling it str8 or something. Open up your vocabulary.

 

[HaroLad]

Cricket is straight.

 

[Hoooops]

Cricket is straight.

Oh yay, another social experiment. Please note that I registered an equally disdainful expression.

 

[George]

Mate, I'm serious. You can be a soulless ******* and use your limited mind to say, "Haha, melt!" - but this is beyond the 'fantasy' of the board. I'm sure you can come up with a more intelligent way of labelling something than inexplicably associating it with a sexuality you don't belong to. For example, I do not see the appeal of rugby union, but even I can articulate the reasons for this rather than just calling it str8 or something. Open up your vocabulary.

Lmao god you're a princess

 

[tgrs]

I don't like cricket I love it

 

[George]

Using stupid old homophobic insults to try and make someone "melt" isn't clever. It just makes you look rather silly.

Shut up

 

[HaroLad]

Oh yay, another social experiment. Please note that I registered an equally disdainful expression.

 

[KohPhi]

I don't like cricket I love it

 

[George]

I don't like cricket I love it

Oh no, you love it, ah?

 

[George]

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Skeet skeet motherf*ckers

 

[TheCoach16]

Mate, I'm serious. You can be a soulless ******* and use your limited mind to say, "Haha, melt!" - but this is beyond the 'fantasy' of the board. I'm sure you can come up with a more intelligent way of labelling something than inexplicably associating it with a sexuality you don't belong to. For example, I do not see the appeal of rugby union, but even I can articulate the reasons for this rather than just calling it str8 or something. Open up your vocabulary.

You make a very valid point, Hoooops. Is that the correct amount of "o"s ? I don't have my glasses handy...

Anyway, this is why cricket is a shit sport...

1. They stop for lunch AND dinner. Seriously?! A sport where you stop twice to have a meal?!

2. Shane Warne and David Boon, were, and still are, considered elite sportsmen. Imagine rocking up to footy pre season in their physical condition.

3. The "glaring" and mouthing off by bowlers at batsmen is ridiculous. It's akin to teasing a big dog behind a fence...

4. "The twelfth man"... there is no other sport in the world where a team mate is treated like a personal servant.

For the record: I gave GJD's original post a "like" because of the sentiment that cricket is shit. But your point about articulating that in a more appropriate manner is more than valid.

 

[I Dont Care]

HEY Hasro, wheris all your fresgh meat. I wanyt a root,..bring out all yoiu greavy

 

[I Dont Care]

Whers greavy?

 

[craffles]

**** you Haro M8.

 

[Pugsley]

I don't like cricket I love it

Oh nooooooooo, I love it.

 

[KohPhi]

Round 1 match thread against the Sin City Swamprats opens up on Tuesday 31st.. Don't be shy rookies, this is what all the hard training, drinking and rooting has prepared us for!

 

[BRAB]

Round 1 match thread against the Sin City Swamprats opens up on Tuesday 31st.. Don't be shy rookies, this is what all the hard training, drinking and rooting has prepared us for!

Sorry mate. Appears you've burnt them out