Kilroy
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Kilroy
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Seeing as there was such an aversion to the suggested Chocolate Royals and noses were turned up, I took pity on you all. I've rifled through the cook books to come up with an appropriate selection of deserts for your BBQ (recipes below).
Desert will be served in the recovery tent from 11am this morning with drinks supplied by GUH, so join the queue.
(the invoice is in the post).
Favourite Cookbook with the below recipe in it, thought I'd substitute the Ground Beef with some Beefcake Gravitas* as there seems to be lots left over and lying around the place.
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*"Beefcake gravitas is an attempt to elevate the physical form — the muscle and meat so often associated with the boorish and unrefined, the meat-headed — in order to paper over the shame of being attracted to it.” Soraya Roberts
Desert will be served in the recovery tent from 11am this morning with drinks supplied by GUH, so join the queue.
(the invoice is in the post).
Favourite Cookbook with the below recipe in it, thought I'd substitute the Ground Beef with some Beefcake Gravitas* as there seems to be lots left over and lying around the place.
Turkish Pudding Recipe With White Meat Chicken Breast
Chicken breast pudding is a simple but unusual Turkish dessert that actually contains finely shredded white meat chicken.
*"Beefcake gravitas is an attempt to elevate the physical form — the muscle and meat so often associated with the boorish and unrefined, the meat-headed — in order to paper over the shame of being attracted to it.” Soraya Roberts
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Jabba73
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Nope, you ain’t getting the virgins.Thank you!
But, Like you had a choice but let’s go with the Bombers letting me have her! Would save face!
Now…. I’ll take two of those. One for each hand…..get the next 2 ready!
It’s Friday and I’ve just finished work!!
FIRST!!!!!
Edit - best make the next 2 virgins! ******* light weight here lol
We need 72 of ‘em for every brother and sister that feels the wrath of Banhammer … permanent style.
After the loss of several in quick succession, our stocks have been low for a while. We are forward planning
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What?
*! I need bacon
Bacon Baklava and Bacon Fat caramel Bread Pudding are currently being served in the recovery tent.
DemurePrincess
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Pamcake1
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Hi DP, having a busy one but slacking off right at the moment.
Sending all the best for yours and see you soon for the last of the round!
DemurePrincess
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Wait? What? Do we get the privilege of another dance with the Wonders?Hi DP, having a busy one but slacking off right at the moment.
Sending all the best for yours and see you soon for the last of the round!
(Yeah! It took me that long to find who the **** you played for again…sorry!
)Glad you’re keeping well! Enjoy the rest of your weekend?
Ps. The goats send their love.
WW misses you xx
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You’ll notice there’s no actual bacon in there DP. Better BYO.What?
*! I need bacon
DemurePrincess
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And where am I meant to find a god damn virgin around here???
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I don't miss WW....it was fun while it lasted but this little flower is too sensitive for the harshness of the wolves who care too much about killing and not enough for having a laugh.Wait? What? Do we get the privilege of another dance with the Wonders?
(Yeah! It took me that long to find who the * you played for again…sorry!
Glad you’re keeping well! Enjoy the rest of your weekend?
Ps. The goats send their love.
WW misses you xx
Yes, you will be visiting Rassdanage or whatever they call it...no fluffy towels whatsoever. No level of home comforts like the OOBies do...bare bones. A graveyard no less!
Love to the goats and you xx.
DemurePrincess
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You have time to prepare Pammy!
Royalty is coming!
Lay down the palm fronds…
Get out the best china!
And find those fluffy towels that only the elite should dry themselves with!
Oh! And I like little heart chocolates on my pillow when you turn my bed down
Oh! Pity you feel like that about WW. Most of the lads take it a bit too serious but ya just tell them **** off…. Get ya petals dirty flower! Don’t let their shit keep you away xxx
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Omg! Did you really just do that?
Like we all know Pugsley is packing but did you have to go RL!
Mean!!
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Kilroy
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At least you’re honest about it, Pam.
You may not know it but Bomberos in Spanish means firefighters …
On occasion we put out a new calendar to raise money for the underprivileged
… but we’ve also done table-top dancing at bucks parties
#nightshift
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