So when they threw rice at the wedding were all the in laws scooping it into bags? Heh.
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So when they threw rice at the wedding were all the in laws scooping it into bags? Heh.
El Dubya
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Nah didn't throw rice at all. Had a pretty low, key modern (hipster) ceremony and reception. Luckily the wife doesn't buy into all the traditional shit unless it benefits us. For instance we did a tea ceremony today and got almost a grand in red envelopes.
How much MDMA did that get you?
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Oh wife now, cool. Now a whole range of Rodney Dangefield jokes are open to you. That's why I got married. In my speech at the reception I quoted no less than five Dangerfield wife gags. Happiest day of my life.
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I got in a cab and told the driver to take me somewhere fun - he took me to my place!
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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I asked my wife why she never tells me she's coming - she said because you're never home!
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"Bows are exchanged between the host and the guest receiving the tea. The guest then bows to the second guest, and raises the bowl in a gesture of respect to the host. The guest rotates the bowl to avoid drinking from its front, takes a sip, and compliments the host on the tea. After taking a few sips, the guest wipes clean the rim of the bowl and passes it to the second guest. The procedure is repeated until all guests have taken tea from the same bowl; each guest then has an opportunity to admire the bowl before it is returned to the host, who then cleanses the equipment and leaves the tea room"
That sounds disgusting. Is the tea even worth it? It would want to be some really good tea.
I wouldn't want to be the last to drink from it (or even the second).
El Dubya
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No we didn't do that. We served tea, in separate cups, to elders. In return they gave us red (lucky) envelopes full of cash."Bows are exchanged between the host and the guest receiving the tea. The guest then bows to the second guest, and raises the bowl in a gesture of respect to the host. The guest rotates the bowl to avoid drinking from its front, takes a sip, and compliments the host on the tea. After taking a few sips, the guest wipes clean the rim of the bowl and passes it to the second guest. The procedure is repeated until all guests have taken tea from the same bowl; each guest then has an opportunity to admire the bowl before it is returned to the host, who then cleanses the equipment and leaves the tea room"
That sounds disgusting. Is the tea even worth it? It would want to be some really good tea.
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Tight arses, you should've got more than a grand out of them.
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Lulz at the bolded, can't help but wonder if that's going to become a thing on here.
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Posters posting pictures of their hands and you see possible bay 13 types in the streets saying I know that handLulz at the bolded, can't help but wonder if that's going to become a thing on here.
Who originated that......duritz or is it an Internet thing ?
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So I haven't been on here in a few weeks....which elias is Jazny?
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Why did you not just request brown paper bags in the Carltank tradition?
No, the new Taz includes all teams. You can't do brown paper bag, you can't do the North Melbourne time trials etc...
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Ease up dude, this being nice to people is harder than I thought.
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