Mod. Notice Bay 13 Predictions Competition 2016!

[Starburns_]

Alright floggos, with just over a fortnight to go until the season it's time for the return of the predictions competition!

Who will join our past winners Schulzenfest (2013), JustaBattler (2014), and go you pups (2015) as the ultimate Flogstradamus for the year? You also earn some bonus MVP votes too.

Most regulars know how this works by now, but for the new flogs, you have until just prior to the start of Richmond vs Carlton to give an answer to each of the following predictions. Your predictions are then scored at the end of the year and the most points is crowned Flogstradamus.


In addition to this, Bender_ will be running the tipping competition again (though no du rag this year). Presumably if you've joined before you will still be in the competition, but if that changes a link to the relevant thread will be left here for you to join again. If you put your tips in for round 1 you can be added to the competition later anyway.


Questions:

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game?
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?*
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day?
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F?
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?*
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?*
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?*
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day?

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)?
10. Wooden spoon?
11. Ninth place?
12. Losing grand finallist?
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)?
14. AFL clanger leader?
15. AFL leader in free kicks against?
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?*

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10.
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20.
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k.
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5.
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes.
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k.
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4.

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points.

Notes:
- all predictions are for the home and away season unless otherwise specified (* = including finals)
- if multiple answers are correct for questions 2, 14, 15, and 16 then anyone who chose those players will get full points. For question 6 if you believe they will serve the same numbers of weeks you must specify so
- question 7 will be judged based on reasonable doubt
- question 8 will be judged on confirmed stories, not the scandals & rumours board
- for question 19, Boyd's salary is assumed to be exactly $1million
- for question 21, votes for any player already aged 26 by Brownlow night WILL NOT BE COUNTED!

tl;dr version:

Fill out these questions, MVP votes and a badge if you score well.

Good luck, flogs.

 

[STP18]

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? YES
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* HENDERSON
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? NO
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? YES
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* POORT
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* STEVIE J!
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* YES
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? YES

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? GEELONG
10. Wooden spoon? CARLTON
11. Ninth place? ADELAIDE
12. Losing grand finallist? HAWTHORN
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? CYRIL RIOLOL
14. AFL clanger leader? S. MITCHELL
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? FYFE
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* PAVLICH

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 35
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 70
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 37,000
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 12
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26 EDITED? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 8
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 10K
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 15

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
18TH CARLTON
17TH ESSENDON
16TH BRISBANE
15TH SHIT KILDA

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points. RICHMOND WIN A FINAL L-O-L

 

[Starburns_]

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? YES
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* HENDERSON
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? NO
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? YES
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* POORT
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* STEVIE J!
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* YES
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? YES

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? GEELONG
10. Wooden spoon? CARLTON
11. Ninth place? ADELAIDE
12. Losing grand finallist? HAWTHORN
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? CYRIL RIOLOL
14. AFL clanger leader? S. MITCHELL
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? FYFE
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* PAVLICH

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 35
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 70
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 37,000
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 12
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 25? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 8
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 10K
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 15

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
18TH CARLTON
17TH ESSENDON
16TH BRISBANE
15TH SHIT KILDA

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points. RICHMOND WIN A FINAL L-O-L

Sorry Rob, I made one change since you posted, the Norf age was lifted to 26.

Also, for those who can't be arsed researching too, those players aged 25 a year ago accounted for a total of 15 votes.

 

[STP18]

Sorry Rob, I made one change since you posted, the Norf age was lifted to 26.

Also, for those who can't be arsed researching too, those players aged 25 a year ago accounted for a total of 15 votes.

That changes EVERYTHING!

 

[Starburns_]

That changes EVERYTHING!

It actually does because it keeps Ziebell and Cunnington in that bracket.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Questions:

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game?
Yes
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?*
Yarran
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day?
Yes
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F?
No
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?*
Port puffer fish
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?*
Steve Johnson
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?*
No, injuries (yes)
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day?
Yes

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)?
Hawthorn
10. Wooden spoon?
Essendon
11. Ninth place?
Crows
12. Losing grand finallist?
Hawthorn
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)?
Kayne Turner
14. AFL clanger leader?
Dangerfield

Questions:
15. AFL leader in free kicks against?
Lindsay Thomas
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?*
Pavlich

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10.
35 marks
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20.
90
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k.
40k
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5.
20
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes.
12 votes
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?*5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k.
18k
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4.
12

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
In no order.
Essendon, Carlton, Brisbane and saints.

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points.

Alister Clarkson gets in hot water for grabbing a junior hawk player/fan by the throat against a wall and threatening him.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

It actually does because it keeps Ziebell and Cunnington in that bracket.

What about Kayne?

 

[JustaBattler]

Still waiting for my Nostradsamus badge...

I will post just before Carlton beats Richmond in round one - to make sure that no one coat tail..

 

[floki]

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? YES
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* Yarran
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? No
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? No
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* Crowbots
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* Hodge
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* YES
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? No

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? Tigers
10. Wooden spoon? *essendon
11. Ninth place? Tigers
12. Losing grand finallist? Collingworth
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Jesse White
14. AFL clanger leader? P Clangerfield
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? Mister Crowley
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* Ballantyne

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 43
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 97.9
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 23k
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 16
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26 EDITED? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 5
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 11,500
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 12

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
18TH ESSENDON
17TH CARLTON
16TH BRISBANE
15TH Gold Coast

Freewheeling
25. Two well known football media personalities have their careers ended when a lowlife scumbag they employed goes to the police to wash away his sins and admit his role in some utter bastardy, which results in all three facing criminal charges with the media turds being sacked and running away to France. Kerry Packer is not here now to save you this time campaigners.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? Yes
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* Henderson
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? Yes
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? Yes
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* Port
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* Hodge
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* Yes
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? Yes he will be clean as

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? Swans
10. Wooden spoon? Carlton
11. Ninth place? Norf
12. Losing grand finallist? hawks
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Cryil
14. AFL clanger leader? Fyfe
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? St Kilda
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* Walters

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 37
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 103
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 50k
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 21
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 19
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 17k
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 12

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. Carlton, Essendon, Brisbane Cats

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points. Harley Bennell and Michel Walters get in troble with hookers, coke and fighting at a perth nightclub but Lyon cannot suspend them due to those 2 making up 50% of freos score.

 

[go you pups]

Still waiting for my Nostradsamus badge...

Samesies

 

[go you pups]

Starburns_ are we expecting Boyd to earn 1mil this season? Is that the figure we divide his goals from?

 

[Starburns_]

Starburns_ are we expecting Boyd to earn 1mil this season? Is that the figure we divide his goals from?

Yep, it says so in the 'notes' section.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Starburns_ are we expecting Boyd to earn 1mil this season? Is that the figure we divide his goals from?

25 goals for me.

 

[go you pups]

Yep, it says so in the 'notes' section.

Sorry Fyfo, I thought they were footnotes

 

[Hydrurga]

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game?
Yes
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?
Tom Bell
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day?
No
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F?
Yes
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?
PAER!
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?
Steve Johnson
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?
No
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day?
Yes

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)?
Hawfs
10. Wooden spoon?
Carlton
11. Ninth place?
Bulldogs
12. Losing grand finallist?
Hawfs
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)?
Bradley Hill
14. AFL clanger leader?
Dustin Martin
15. AFL leader in free kicks against?
Nat Fyfe
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?
Michael Walters

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10.
37
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20.
63
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k.
$76,923.08
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5.
19
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes.
11
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k.
18,500
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4.
14

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
18th - Carlton
17th - Essendon
16th - Brisbane
15th - Gold Coast

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points.
An Essendon top up player returns a positive sample to ASADA testers

 

[M Malice]

Questions:

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? yes
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* bell
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? yes
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? no
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* what's a west horseham?
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* luke hodge
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* yes
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? yes

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? fremantle
10. Wooden spoon? essendon
11. Ninth place? gold coast
12. Losing grand finallist? hawthorn
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? ryan shoenmakers
14. AFL clanger leader? james polkinghorne
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? sam jacobs
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* matt tabener

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 55
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 0
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. $23,000
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 22
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 21
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 26,000
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 11

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. carlton, essendon, st.kilda, north melbourne.

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points.
2 players from the same club come out during the gay pride game at the SCG, signalling their intentions to be the public faces for the yes case in the upcoming marriage equality plebiscite.

 

[Paddles_]

Questions:

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? YES
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* TOM BELL
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? NO
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? YES
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* PORT
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* STEVIE J
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* YES
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? YES (NO TESTING)

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? WEST COAST
10. Wooden spoon? ESSENDON
11. Ninth place? ADELAIDE
12. Losing grand finalist? HAWTHORN
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? RYAN SCHOENMAKERS
14. AFL clanger leader? NATHAN FYFE
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? JOE DANIHER
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* MICHAEL WALTERS

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 40
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 75
19. How many dollars will eacH Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 40,000
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 16
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 30
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 16
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 15

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. ESSENDON CARLTON BRISBANE GOLD COAST

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points. A player will come out as gay during the season. NTTAWWT

 

[LiterallyNobody]

All right floggos. Here's how it's done!!!

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game?
YES (though I hope not)
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?*
BELL
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day?
NO
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F?
YES
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?*
PORT WEST HORSHAM
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?*
HODGE
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?*
NO (Buddy's back bitches!!)
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day?
YES (suck it flogs)


3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)?
COLLINGWOOD (look at their draw!! They play the scum*, aints, Brions and carloltank in the first eight rounds!!)
10. Wooden spoon?
ESSENDON
11. Ninth place?
FREO (**** OFF JOSE)
12. Losing grand finallist?
HAWFIES
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)?
Liam Shiels (kidding Penal_ ) my real answer is:
ONE QUARTER TEN TOUCH SPECIALIST CYRIL RIOLI (8 touches, 3 0.2)
14. AFL clanger leader?
PRIDDIS
15. AFL leader in free kicks against?
NAT FYFE
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?*
MICHAEL WALTERS

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?
35
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)?
0 (even if he plays)
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?
31,250 (that's 32 goals unless my maths is shit*)
*highly likely
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?
17
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26?
18
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?
18,000
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?
12

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.

CARLOLTANK
* (plus TOP UPS)
MELBIN
BRIONS


Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points.

Nat Fyfe to come out of the closet (NTTAWWT) and declare his undying love for Jack Watts. The two to get married at Mt Buller on Grand Final day.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points. A player will come out as gay during the season. NTTAWWT

Holy shit!!! SNAP!!!!

 

[vjknight]

1.[/B] Will Essendon win a game?
Yes
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?*
Bell
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day?
Yes
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F?
No
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?*
Crows
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?*
SJ
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?*
yes
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day?
Yes
9.[/B] May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)?
Freo
10. Wooden spoon?
Blues
11. Ninth place?
Melb
12. Losing grand finallist?
Pies
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)?
Fasolo
14. AFL clanger leader?
Rockliff
15. AFL leader in free kicks against?
Greenwood
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?*
Barlow
Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?*
19
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)?
79
19.How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?*
31000
20.How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?
9
21.Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26?
20
22.Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?*
21000
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?*
14
24.Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
Blues, druggies, lions, saints
25.Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year.
AFL identity kidnapped and confesses to corruption at highest level. Media refuses to publish details. (prove it didn't happen)

 

[JoseMourinho]

Questions:

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? - Yes
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* - Menzel
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? - No, he is coming to Fremantle.
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? - Yes
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* - Adelaide
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* - Luke Hodge
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* - No
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? - Yes

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? - Fremantle (Maybloomers is our turf now, Colas)
10. Wooden spoon? Carlton
11. Ninth place? West Coast
12. Losing grand finallist? Hawthorn
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Shiels
14. AFL clanger leader? Nat Fyfe
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? Ryan Crowley
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* Michael Walters

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 37
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 40
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 100k
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 8
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 6
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 20k
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 8

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. Carltank, Brislol, Sold Coke, Melbin

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points.
Port Adelaide will finish 9th in hilarious circumstances and Richmond will get eliminated in the first week (straight sets if they get into the top 4)

 

[NetworkNerd]

Gee a lot of flog predicting Hawks to lose the GF. What happened to Port and Geelong being streets ahead of the rest of the comp?

 

[A Cut Above]

1. Will Essendon win a game? Very sadly, yes.
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* Henderson, which will really hurt Geelong's finals chances.
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? Nah, his manager will drag it out as long as possible to make Melbourne sweat.
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? Of course he will. Its not like there's much competition when a spud like Blicavs won the last one.
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* Correct answer is "who cares" but I'll say the Paer.
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* Stevie J, the prick can't help himself.
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* LOL yes, do I get bonus points for guessing which drug? I'll say coke. No wait, meth.
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? Hahahahaha **** no he'll barely last a month.

9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? Failmantle (right before another 2nd half season fadeout)
10. Wooden spoon? Essendon* hahaha!
11. Ninth place? Richmond
12. Losing grand finallist? Geelong - to Hawthorn. Nakia to threaten a chainsaw rampage this time
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Joel Selwood, after pulling a neck muscle in the 1st quarter
14. AFL clanger leader? Spiritually, Clangermakers will always be the AFL clanger king
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? Mumford
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* Difficulty processing these words...goalkicker....Freo.. does not compute. Umm Taberner? Kidding, Fyfe.

17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. NFI, umm 20?
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. -9
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 50k
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 15
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. LOL umm 20
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 13k (mostly free tickets)
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 10?

24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. Essendon*, Carlton, Brisbane.... and Sydney.

25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points.

A well-known AFL coach will be caught sleeping with the wife of a former player who used to date the nephew of a prominent AFL commissioner who was embroiled in a corruption investigation involving a prostitute photographed with a little league coach who went to the same private school as a member of state parliament who supports of a football club that opposed an AFL rule change proposed by a country league umpire who narrowly escaped a nightclub stabbing incident in a town famous for being the birthplace of an AFL legend who once commentated a game dogged by rumors of match fixing investigated by a journalist who wrote articles for a local paper I happen to know was used to wrap the fish & chips of a standover man from an outlaw motorcycle gang that has connections to a former Richmond Football Club player.

So in other words I'm predicting a Dustin Martin scandal.

 

[bontshow]

Questions:

1 point
1. Will Essendon win a game? Yes
2. Which new Exer (Bell, Henderson, Menzel, Yarran) will play the most games?* Henderson
3. Will Hogan sign by Grand Final day? Yes
4. Will Dangerfield win Geelong's B&F? Yes
5. Which West Horsham team finishes higher on the ladder?* Port Adelaide
6. Who will spend more weeks suspended this year, Luke Hodge or Steve Johnson (including club suspension)?* Luke Hodge
7. Will Buddy have another mysterious absence this year?* No
8. Will Jake Carlisle keep his nose clean during his ban and stay 'scandal-free' by GF day? Yes

3 points
9. May premier (top of the ladder after round 10)? West Coast
10. Wooden spoon? Essendon
11. Ninth place? Collingwood
12. Losing grand finallist? Western Bulldogs
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Jordan Roughead
14. AFL clanger leader? Patrick Dangerfield
15. AFL leader in free kicks against? Aaron Sandilands
16. Leading goalkicker at Fremantle?* Matthew Pavlich

Nearest the pin
17. Marks taken by Nic Naitanui this season?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 5, 1 for within 10. 35
18. Trent Cotchin's average Supercoach score in finals (select 0 if you think he doesn't play in one)? 5 for exact, 3 for within 10, 1 for within 20. 0
19. How many dollars will each Tom Boyd (AFL) goal cost (rounded to nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 7k, 1 for within 15k. 25k
20. How many games will Gary Ablett Jnr play?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3, 1 for within 5. 19
21. Brownlow votes polled by Norf players under the age of 26? 5 points for exact number, 3 for within 3 votes, 1 for within 6 votes. 32
22. Brisbane's average home crowd (rounded to the nearest thousand)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 3k, 1 for within 6k. 17,000
23. Jeremy Howe's disposal average (rounded)?* 5 for exact, 3 for within 2, 1 for within 4. 16

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. Essendon, Carlton, Brisbane, St Kilda

Freewheeling
25. Go out on a limb and predict and unforseen controversy this year. It will be given a value of 1-5 points depending on a combination of likelihood (the less likely, the more points) and humour. If it comes off, you get the points. Another drug ban that is appealed