Bay 13 Trade Week - If you're the List Manager, WTF are you going to do?

[Porke"d]

I personally would have thought a straight swap Starburns_ for DaVillaBlues would get the job done.

Richmond and Carlton both win

 

[Wosh]

Adelaide:
Straight swap Red mist for Packedlunch..Misty would be a jet at the Hawks and PL learnt everything he knows about shooping from me so he is my intellectual property.
Steak knives:
We will throw in subaru for packedbrunch

 

[Alfred_]

For the past two years, Port Adelaide have promised so much yet delivered so little. From being one kick away from being in a Grand Final, we have stagnated amidst insipid performances, a lack of game plan and too many players coasting on reputation. It's time for a shake up; and that starts at Trade Week.

Trade 1
OUT - Gray Day and JimmyBeerCans. For too long, Gray Day has got by on humourous Asian Food Freds and the occasional appearance on the Flogcast. Not anymore. We need more bang for buck. Likewise, I'd like to see JimmyBeerCans (a vastly underrated and funny poster) moved on to bring in a new breed of shitfighter.

IN - Packedlunch. Port are crying out for a Sh00per and although Benwah83 is well out of our price range, a straight swap between Gray Day and Packedlunch seems about the right value. Would throw in TazHawk15 as steak-knives to help out in defence against Camry shitfights.

Trade 2
OUT - Alfred_. A tough call but then again, if we are going to challenge the better teams, tough calls are needed. Doesn't melt like he used to and probably needs a fresh start if he is to ever challenge for the FOTY

IN - @GoYouPups. Would like to add a tldr poster with premiership experience in return for Alfred_. GYP fits the bill perfectly. If a trade can't be done, would consider getting in a Cooksen (feel like the Cooksen-Plugger35 union is getting stale) or NorthernLights (any bloke that meets a lady on an internet forum immediately adds a touch of revered class to a side).

Trade 3
OUT - Jevy. Really have enjoyed Jevy's input over the years and will be forever grateful for introducing the spinning dog gif. Has that rare ability to seamlessly transition between shitfight and Bay 13 posting. Sad to see you go @Jevy but unfortunately our list needs rejuvenating.

IN - Wiggo4PM. Wiggo4PM reminds me a lot of Mark McClure - a grumpy old Carlton Flog. Would be a handy addition in WHSF's plus will enable him to focus beyond Collingwood/Hawthorn. Would enjoy having him as a Port poster


What trades would you make? Surely Norfies would be looking to recruit a poster to help mash the button on the word 'Norf' - @Bayer_ to Norf? Would a Smeg Head for Freofalcon straight swap suit the WA flogs? Is a straight swap for Geelong's RedVest4 to Richmond in exchange for @Catscratch fair for both sides?


There's just two rules for this Fred; 1) don't be a pencil dick - tag any flog you would trade into this Fred and; 2) explain your reasons behind the trade

Sorry friend I'm a contracted poster, I'd need to agree to any movements.

I nominate the Western Bulldogs as my club of choice.

 

[A Cut Above]

We will give you Starburns_ as long as you also take Catscratch.

No. Effing. Way.

We can't call ourselves The Family Club and then bring in a sexual predator like Scratchy, it'd be like inviting a fox to live in the hen house.

 

[Richoman Tigers]

Adelaide:
Straight swap Red mist for Packedlunch..Misty would be a jet at the Hawks and PL learnt everything he knows about shooping from me so he is my intellectual property.
Steak knives:
We will throw in subaru for packedbrunch

I had forgotten about subaru i think she should be traded with BRWB and ManWithNoName to make some sort of SJW super team. My suggestion is Norf

 

[Porke"d]

Sorry friend I'm a contracted poster, I'd need to agree to any movements.

I nominate the Western Bulldogs as my club of choice.

Actually, I'd be willing to keep you Alfred_, provided we can get a trade for Gray Day. I feel he drags you down and you'd excel as Port skipper without the burden of carrying Gray Day.

Maybe OUT Gray Day IN Richoman Tigers

 

[Richoman Tigers]

Sorry friend I'm a contracted poster, I'd need to agree to any movements.

I nominate the Western Bulldogs as my club of choice.

Liked my four way super trade?

 

[db swannie]

As long as someone makes the Morganashlee to the doggies trade happen, and NL to main board, I'll be happy.

 

[Wosh]

Will be interesting to see where Jazny ends up

She will never leave her club..too loyal

 

[go you pups]

The package deal of Fyfie and ze Boyz though diminishes the value significantly.

I like lethality and would back Richmonds flog credentials to get the best out of him again.

And the Hawks don't have much that i want. It is more qunatity than quality over the last few years and the front runners will drop away whereas lethality has proven he is a stayer. Maybe throw in Hawkk so we can have a membership / crowd melt thread every now and again

I can definitely see value in getting HP

But HP and Hawkk for Fyfo and Ze Boyz doesn't cut it



HP, Hawkk and Tazsquawk for Fyfo and ZeBoyz probably gets it done

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Anyone taking Gray Day has to accept the filthy couch as part of the deal.. tough sell

 

[Porke"d]

In all honesty, you could package every single Camry poster and you'd be lucky to pry TazHawk15 out of Hawthorn.

Absolutely zero bargaining power at West Lakes

 

[go you pups]

As long as someone makes the Morganashlee to the doggies trade happen, and NL to main board, I'll be happy.

GTFO and back in the van Dibbles

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I would trade JoseMourinho

Honestly I don't care who we get but a person who's username is someone that I've spent a long time hating on, I honestly think for my own sanity, he's gotta go.

 

[A Cut Above]

We will throw in subaru for packedbrunch

We'd never trade one of our best midfloggers who's about to enter his prime, but you can have TazHawk15 for subaru. If they switched usernames I'm not sure anyone'd notice the difference.

 

[go you pups]

In all honesty, you could package every single Camry poster and you'd be lucky to pry TazHawk15 out of Hawthorn.

Absolutely zero bargaining power at West Lakes

Would agree their value is pretty weak


Red mist for Kangaroos4eva or Vikingblood for JimmyBeerCans is about their best value.

Or

John Hart D One Puffer for Subaru?

 

[Chaisa]

I think it is obvious with which two Fremantle Supporters are gone.

Mudd sportsmaniac89

will trade for Cookie and NotCookie.

Seems like a fair deal.

Aren't Freo meant to be the ones that get r*ped in Trade Week, not giving the raping?

 

[Porke"d]

As Catscratch is a Croat, the D/H could probably be taken as an International Category B Rookie if anyone is interested. Likewise Plugger35 as a Kiwi International Rookie

 

[Vikingblood]

In all honesty, you could package every single Camry poster and you'd be lucky to pry TazHawk15 out of Hawthorn.

Absolutely zero bargaining power at West Lakes

Shut up D/H

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

What's it going to take to get Packedlunch? He is far too funny and clever to be a Hawthorn poster. Maybe a straight swap between him and Tyler Durden007?

Not even if you throw in geelong_crazy26

 

[hawkman]

I would trade JoseMourinho

Honestly I don't care who we get but a person who's username is someone that I've spent a long time hating on, I honestly think for my own sanity, he's gotta go.

I think trading him for Plugger35 would be fair. Would be good to see him reunite with Lyon

 

[Chaisa]

After Fitzpatrick turncoated to GWS, we need a good conspiracy theorist up north.

Step forward Plugger35

 

[Porke"d]

Would take Chief for a packet of chips if any Carlton flogs are keen?

 

[Jevy]

...And where was the Jenkinsesque OP when the heavy lifting was needed?
Skiing into the awards season with his JTG likes.

OP presents a problem of Jake Stringer proportions.

 

[RedVest4]

IN: NorthernLights, Morganashlee

Geelong could use a power couple.

OUT: Every self important know it all flog from the Geelong board that has ever got into an argument with myself or Nakia, split amongst Norf and Collingwood.