Bay 13 Trade Week - If you're the List Manager, WTF are you going to do?

[GoCROWS!]

Stop tagging me you D/H's

I'm busy trying to eavesdrop on Hinkley and Polec.

Must feel good finally ditching the teal and supporting the magpies.

 

[Gray Day]

So Puffers have traded out long time, loyal servant flogs Alfred_ Jevy and Gray Day for the sum return of boydshow ?

Winning!

I'm still here D/H.

 

[Chaisa]

Porke"d why isn't the db swannie for Plugger35 trade up there? I'm guessing given Gray Day went to the Camry's the Gray Day for BloodRet and Provost_ deal fell through?

 

[Packedlunch]

I'm still here D/H.

I can tell this ones gonna be a biter

 

[Gray Day]

I can tell this ones gonna be a biter

You know you want me Spanka.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Fremantle have made a deal with Carlton to take on DaVillaBlues as a free agent.

He'll be flogging it up for Peel before being forcibly ret..... I mean to motivate his floggery.

I rejected that deal. Would rather have my scrotum pierced by an ice pick than join Freo..

 

[BoltonsBoys]

As list manager.
Porke"d I'll trade NorthernLights and a second rounder for BoltonsBoys.

Kangaroos4welfare, I'm the Chief of Public Relations at Calrton Football Club, not a player.

I'm an up and coming star of administration in tight with BOLTO but that doesn't mean to can sweep me off my feet mate. Not while I'm wearing these clogs.

What kind of footwear do you wear mate? Are you one of those "ugg boots in public" operators, or more of the pre-fab hipster high heels type?

****ing degenerates might as well cover their flippers with rags mate.

 

[Jevy]

So Puffers have traded out long time, loyal servant flogs Alfred_ Jevy and Gray Day for the sum return of boydshow ?

Winning!

Didn't GoCROWS! get traded to the puffers?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Kangaroos4welfare, I'm the Chief of Public Relations at Calrton Football Club, not a player.

I'm an up and coming star of administration in tight with BOLTO but that doesn't mean to can sweep me off my feet mate. Not while I'm wearing these clogs.

What kind of footwear do you wear mate? Are you one of those "ugg boots in public" operators, or more of the pre-fab hipster high heels type?

******* degenerates might as well cover their flippers with rags mate.

Work boots and joggers all the way.

 

[vjknight]

Done deal! Our Centerlink game just went through the roof & we get to pension Les Norton off to a club where we know he's best 22. Pack your bags Les you magnificent bastard, and welcome aboard vjknight.

its like getting an invitation to learn piano from liberace.

thanks




but no.

 

[vjknight]

<<<< look what happened while you were away.


or because you were away

 

[BoltonsBoys]

Work boots and joggers all the way.

That's good stuff KangawhosNever. Good stuff mate.

Proud of you mate.

Don't ****ing try to recruit me again mate.

 

[db swannie]

And 9 others. You think it's just us two who think you're a shittruck? Lol

They like your posts in the hope of cheap airfares.

 

[Gray Day]

They like your posts in the hope of cheap airfares.

Morganashlee could you give me a good deal on flights to and from Vietnam next year?

 

[Morganashlee]

Life stuff.

As for which club, all depends on how poorly Morganashlee has embarrassed us.

#multimeltmadness

You bastard. I've been left carrying this basket case.

 

[Morganashlee]

They like your posts in the hope of cheap airfares.

I cancel flights dick.

 

[Morganashlee]

whats the matter mashlee - not your normal jovial self ?

Sorry Veej but you're a hawfie now

Porke"d uodate pls. Les Norton for Vj

 

[GoCROWS!]

Didn't GoCROWS! get traded to the puffers?

I elected to go to the preseason draft! I'm sure some club could use a KPP

 

[vjknight]

Sorry Veej but you're a hawfie now

Porke"d uodate pls. Les Norton for Vj

do i bring my own vaseline ?

 

[Jevy]

I elected to go to the preseason draft! I'm sure some club could use a KPP

We could use a quality sh00per like you at tuggerland friend, I'll be waiting when you slip through to #5 or 6.

 

[GoCROWS!]

We could use a quality sh00per like you at tuggerland friend, I'll be waiting when you slip through to #5 or 6.

What is the preseason draft order? After rejecting an offer from Lemmingland I'm afraid I will be picked up by medical experiment team at Tullamarine! Hopefully they don't want me and I slip through!

 

[Vikingblood]

I'm thinking of letting the club know that I want to leave and that Essendon is my club of choice. S****** if you will, but my logic is sound.
1. Free offsite vitamin facilities
2. The only way is up
3. I'll get a nice tan after just a few consultations
4. With all those shit trucks there must be plenty of cash for me
5. Black is slimming
6. There's zero reputation to live up to

 

[Jevy]

I'm thinking of letting the club know that I want to leave and that Essendon is my club of choice. S****** if you will, but my logic is sound.
1. Free offsite vitamin facilities
2. The only way is up
3. I'll get a nice tan after just a few consultations
4. With all those shit trucks there must be plenty of cash for me
5. Black is slimming
6. There's zero reputation to live up to

At least you'll avoid the of being delisted...

 

[A Cut Above]

do i bring my own vaseline ?

Welcome to the 48% vjknight! Oh don't worry, if you're one of the 52% we'll make sure you don't stay that way for long. Lubricants are optional my friend, I find a courtesy spit is usually enough. Anyway welcome to the gang, I will post your complimentary Ryan Schoenmakers poster out to you shortly.

 

[Established1870]

Porke"d why isn't the db swannie for Plugger35 trade up there? I'm guessing given Gray Day went to the Camry's the Gray Day for BloodRet and Provost_ deal fell through?

It's still being sorted.