Bay 13 Trade Week - If you're the List Manager, WTF are you going to do?

[Vikingblood]

HOLY BALLS THIS IS HEATING UP NOW FOLKS.

IT CAN BE CONFIRMED THAT NORF LEGEND SOOZ IS TOURING THE WEST LAKES FACILITIES.

Think you got your facts and wishes mixed up. Let me ask you this...Sooz has a monobrow, Dominic Cassisi has a monobrow, hardly a coincidence. Welcome to Alberton Sooz. I've heard you guys even threw in a free art studio. Desperate much!

 

[go you pups]

Stabby would toughen up our core midfield so we'll take him.

In return we offer Philip Maguire and Fogdog.

Throw in MWNN and that deal is done

 

[Kardinia Park]

Another quality Porked thread.

Looking at the Hawthorn list, there's a few things we're after. Most of all we desperately need a Bay13 Hawk mod so I'd like to prize Starburns_ out of Richmond. (we'd be doing him a favor)

IN: Starburns_
OUT: A bunch of reje... uhh "depth players" from the Hawthorn board


Second it'd be nice to piss off the Handbaggers by poaching one of their own, and since I'd like to have my old sig & av back who better than KP? In exchange since I don't want to part with any of our best 22 posters they can have next year's first round flog.

IN: KardiniaPark
OUT: Hawthorn's 2017 first round flog (first bandwagoner to jump onboard after we win the flag)


Third is a charity trade. The kind you make not because it'll improve your list but because you want to bring in someone who's struggled for years without tasting success. I'm not talking about Pav or Bob Murphy, nope we'd like to gift Plugger35 a flag in the hope it'll cure some of his salty bitterness.

IN: Plugger35
OUT: Bayer_ (sorry mate but without Plugger the Saints will be short a melter)

I'm feeling generous, you can change it back now flog.

 

[RedVest4]

Good idea A Cut Above, I'll get one going for Lethality

Name: Podgey
Sex: Mostly male
Age: in between 50 and 75
Skills: Has a photographic memory of Leighfalls stats in every game he played as well as exact attendance numbers at AFL games
Likes: Leighfall, A-League, stat melting, child abuse, The Hawthorn Football Club, arguments
Dislikes: The overrated Bartel, the AFL, the people who run the AFL, Geelong

I'll let the bidding start now...

 

[Morganashlee]

IN: NorthernLights, Morganashlee

Geelong could use a power couple.

OUT: Every self important know it all flog from the Geelong board that has ever got into an argument with myself or Nakia, split amongst Norf and Collingwood.

Sorry pal, we only wear stripes

 

[Established1870]

Good idea A Cut Above, I'll get one going for Lethality

Name: Podgey
Sex: Mostly male
Age: in between 50 and 75
Skills: Has a photographic memory of Leighfalls stats in every game he played as well as exact attendance numbers at AFL games
Likes: Leighfall, A-League, stat melting, child abuse, The Hawthorn Football Club, arguments
Dislikes: The overrated Bartel, the AFL, the people who run the AFL, Geelong

I'll let the bidding start now...

subaru for Lethality?

 

[RedVest4]

TazHawk15

Name: SpamHawk or TazBot
Sex: **** knows
Age: 4
Skills: Spamming, repeating himself, behaving like a robot, being a flog
Likes: The Ignore Button, Parrots/Birds, Tasmania, the "^" button on the keyboard
Dislikes: Anyone who talks to him, Anyone who dislikes the Hawthorn Football Club, Everyone he has on ignore (just about everyone on BigFooty)

A Cut Above who are you willing to give up from Hawthorn along with this flog in order to get rid of him?

 

[Alfred_]

subaru for Lethality?

A bit harsh on HP.

 

[Established1870]

TazHawk15

Name: SpamHawk or TazBot
Sex: **** knows
Age: 4
Skills: Spamming, repeating himself, behaving like a robot, being a flog
Likes: The Ignore Button, Parrots/Birds, Tasmania, the "^" button on the keyboard
Dislikes: Anyone who talks to him, Anyone who dislikes the Hawthorn Football Club, Everyone he has on ignore (just about everyone on BigFooty)

A Cut Above who are you willing to give up from Hawthorn along with this flog in order to get rid of him?

Would a potentially empty packet of chips get him over to us? Our depth in WHSFs isn't great right now.

 

[RedVest4]

Would a potentially empty packet of chips get him over to us? Our depth in WHSFs isn't great right now.

Your top end talent does the job in WHSFs...

I think the only way anyone would take TazHawk15 is if Packedlunch and oogac were part of the deal... even still, that is pushing it.

 

[Established1870]

Throw in marty36 and DangerSloane and I think the Hawfs would go for that

marty36 isnt worth an 8th rounder. DangerSloane has value though.

DangerSloane for Lethality with subaru going to Richmond for SFA and magic beans?

 

[Alfred_]

Is there any talent at the draft? I guess they would be posters coming through from the MB?

 

[Established1870]

Is there any talent at the draft? I guess they would be posters coming through from the MB?

West Coast are lucky AF they have PerthBoy86 coming through so imagine his potential.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Good idea A Cut Above, I'll get one going for Lethality

Name: Podgey
Sex: Mostly male
Age: in between 50 and 75
Skills: Has a photographic memory of Leighfalls stats in every game he played as well as exact attendance numbers at AFL games
Likes: Leighfall, A-League, stat melting, child abuse, The Hawthorn Football Club, arguments
Dislikes: The overrated Bartel, the AFL, the people who run the AFL, Geelong

I'll let the bidding start now...

Name: RedVest4
Sex: Sam Menegola
Age: 15
Skills: Has the memory of a goldfish as he can only remember how to make shit threads and keeps asking random posters who and responds with Sam Menegola.
Likes: Sam Menegola, Goldfish, shit threads, shit trucks.
Dislikes: People who don't know who Sam Menegola is, Bosk.

 

[Morganashlee]

I've voted myself as Captain-Coach and List Manager of Collingwood.

I am taking offers of tier 1 posters only for the artist formely known as Shawt.

That campaigner can GAGF

 

[Established1870]

I've voted myself as Captain-Coach and List Manager of Collingwood.

I am taking offers of tier 1 posters only for the artist formely known as Shawt.

That campaigner can GAGF

What would it take for Yidaki?

 

[Richoman Tigers]

I've voted myself as Captain-Coach and List Manager of Collingwood.

I am taking offers of tier 1 posters only for the artist formely known as Shawt.

That campaigner can GAGF

I'll give you the avoca drover and / or the_interloper

Both complete potatoes but have offered as much as Shawt has this year.

 

[Smeg Head]

Smeg Head and Wooshette... On behalf of the Geelong posters we'd like to express our interest in Always Ballin, what is he worth to you?

I understand he is probably generating a lot of interest from all clubs so if you could get back to us at some point this week that would be great.

We already had an inprinciple agreement with Freo to trade that young but flaky tyro Always Ballin for experienced campaigner and all around annoying midget JoseMourinho.

I would be willing to trade Bender_ for someone else with a shiny head in Chappyuk if anyone can find him.

 

[Morganashlee]

What would it take for Yidaki?

Alfred_

Both former melters who need to rediscover their passion. I think a move would be good for both of them.

 

[JoseMourinho]

We already had an inprinciple agreement with Freo to trade that young but flaky tyro Always Ballin for experienced campaigner and all around annoying midget JoseMourinho.

I would be willing to trade Bender_ for someone else with a shiny head in Chappyuk if anyone can find him.

Not for sale, son.

Here, have Mudd for always divvying. One is a sprinkler that is always on, another is a working sprinkler.

 

[zackah]

Alfred_

Both former melters who need to rediscover their passion. I think a move would be good for both of them.

I'll give you craffles

 

[Morganashlee]

I'll give you the avoca drover and / or the_interloper

Both complete potatoes but have offered as much as Shawt has this year.

You need to focus on footy. Get out.

 

[Morganashlee]

I'll give you craffles

Main board posters not eligible for trading.

 

[Established1870]

Alfred_

Both former melters who need to rediscover their passion. I think a move would be good for both of them.

How about JimmyBeerCans and actual steak knives?

 

[Morganashlee]

How about JimmyBeerCans and actual steak knives?

I have cans, we don't need anymore.