Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!

[iTigre]

You have Bosk to spoon at night. Nothing to worry about.

Said no one ever.

 

[ChappyUK]

I see Chappyuk really did beat Lord_Flashheart 's brains in. Who will he and his minions target next - Brain Power or Smeg Head ?

I have minions? Cool.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I have minions? Cool.

Lucky, I only have a French lackey.

 

[Haduken]

Challenge #3 Entry

Being a Naturalist of sorts coming to this Island was going to be my opportunity to study the bizarre mating habits of the rare inbred Sumatran rat monkeys that has in times past been native to the island (a species most remarkable for their stupidity, ugliness, and terrible odour)

Unfortunately it appears they have all been anally violated and then eaten by an even more hideous, rank smelling species of imbecilic sexual deviants

Here of course I refer to team souf.

Making the best of a bad situation I have decided to make a study of their sexual habits instead.

At first glance they appear to be all males (or something close to it) but this in no way stifles their amourous escapades, in point of fact, if anything it seems to enhance them.

Their social structure is in theroy based loosely on democratic principles but in practice is completely controlled by an Alpha male.
This interesting chappy -who achieved his status through some unknown means- appears to maintain his authority by getting the rest of the group to regularly suckle at his teat (on closer observation however I notice it is definitely NOT his teat they are sucking).

The Beta males initially seem to be a weak submissive bunch of what in a whoop of Binobo apes would be described as the Alphas 'Buttbitches' who are happy with their lot in life,
Interestingly though some are starting to show signs of dissatisfaction with the status quo and are beginning to rub their semi descended testes in a vaguely masculine manner.

They generally pass their time as a group trying to **** each other with varying degrees of success, but the highlight of the day is when they gather in the evening for an hours long session of furious, bordering on frenzied mutual masturbation.

It is for this unique habit of mass self pleasuring that I name this unfortunate species.

The Circlejerkers

Or in Latin 'Cummus uno Cummus allus'

so having being eliminated I see you are now falling back on your normal "pseudo-gay pr0n fan-fic'posting style..

 

[ChappyUK]

So did Jordan Schroder

... and Billy Hartung

 

[NorthernLights]

... and Billy Hartung

No doubt you’re familiar with him

 

[William Wonka]

so having being eliminated I see you are now falling back on your normal "pseudo-gay piorn fan-fic'posting style..

Haven't been eliminated yet, so hopefully ill be able to titillate you with a few more homo erotic tales in coming days.
I need some real life stories to inspire me first though...
Hey maybe you can help me! What's it like being NorthernLights gimp?

 

[Freofalcon]

I have minions? Cool.

 

[Haduken]

Haven't been eliminated yet, so hopefully ill be able to titillate you with a few more homo erotic tales in coming days.
I need some real life stories to inspire me first though...
Hey maybe you can help me! What's it like being NorthernLights gimp?

well well well..

so much for being on ignore.. it's reassuring to know you missed me

much like it's reassuring to know I can still make you melt like ice cream on a hot summer's day..

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

To all my former team mates

 

[William Wonka]

well well well..

so much for being on ignore.. it's reassuring to know you missed me

much like it's reassuring to know I can still make you melt like ice cream on a hot summer's day..

Dont know who you think I am but youre confusing me with someone else matey.
Ive never had you (or anyone else) on ignore, also ive just double checked our history and the only interactions we have had (except for normal team trolling) have been reasonably friendly ones- normally laughing at NL and other sqwaddies.

 

[Haduken]

Dont know who you think I am but youre confusing me with someone else matey.
Ive never had you (or anyone else) on ignore, also ive just double checked our history and the only interactions we have had (except for normal team trolling) have been reasonably friendly ones- normally laughing at NL and other sqwaddies.

Bay 13 poster writing homo-erotic fiction, I naturally assumed you must be bosk..

 

[William Wonka]

Hawthorn supporter writing homo-erotic fiction, I naturally assumed you must be bosk..

Its an interest we share obviously.

However otherwise we differ greatly because Im a loyal wearer of the Hoops (Go catters- Luv ya Gaz) and Im also much better looking.

 

[Haduken]

Its an interest we share obviously.

However otherwise we differ greatly because Im a loyal wearer of the Hoops (Go catters- Luv ya Gaz) and Im also much better looking.

yeah this is what comes of posting before coffee..

 

[El Dubya]

Challenge #4

https://www.smule.com/recording/50-cent-in-da-club/1471895989_1807327665

Not sure why it plays twice, just go with it.

 

[Le Grille]

Challenge #4

https://www.smule.com/recording/50-cent-in-da-club/1471895989_1807327665

Not sure why it plays twice, just go with it.

Solid.... real solid

 

[El Dubya]

Solid.... real solid

Will this be like the song contest where Wooshette refuses to listen to any songs?

 

[El Dubya]

MC Fat Fingers bout to drop some tasty beats on the Bay.

 

[Plugger35]

Challenge #4

https://www.smule.com/recording/50-cent-in-da-club/1471895989_1807327665

Not sure why it plays twice, just go with it.

 

[El Dubya]

5 votes from Plugger, I know how much you like rap.

 

[Dinsdale]

“Challenge #4 entry.”

stumblishig through the jungle I found downed a ww2 japanese flighter plane, half expecting the pilot to jump out of a bush and yell "Supplies", I ventured forth, and found the radio, while low on charge, may still allow me to transmit my latest effort to the poobah in charge of the island Wooshette and her cronie K4E, along with some virtual hugs. With only seconds of battery power remaining, my time was short, no time to waste, I msut show haste, yo, my Bay 13 Rap, by MC Dinsy:



as the battery ran out I quickly sent the text by morse code:

A Bay13 State of Mind (The Bay Hip Hop)
By MC Dinsy

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, my tribe, it's time.
It's time, my tribe (aight, my tribe, begin).
Straight out the melty dungeons of rap.

The win drops deep as does my cheese.
I never run, 'cause to run is the brother of tease.
Beyond the walls of cups, life is defined.
I think of Winning when I'm in a Bay13 state of mind.

Hope the freeze got some tease.
My squeeze don't like no dirty ease.
Run up to the expertise and get the fleas.

In a Bay13 state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The big win?
You complain about umpires.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the sin.

I'm rappin' to the book,
And I'm gonna move your chook.

Greasy, pointless, rancid, like a campaigner
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a complainer.

You can't take the umpires, can't take the flag.
you woulda tried to whinge I guess you got no rag.

I'm rappin' to the bay,
And I'm gonna move your day.

Yea, yaz, in a Bay13 state of mind.

When I was drunk my missus had a footy.
I waz kicked out without no booty.
I never think I'll see that skin.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my wife’s yellin.

A sharp rock is quite the lock.

Thinking of Winning. Yaz, thinking of Winning (Winning).

 

[richoatthedisco]

“Challenge #4 entry.”

stumblishig through the jungle I found downed a ww2 japanese flighter plane, half expecting the pilot to jump out of a bush and yell "Supplies", I ventured forth, and found the radio, while low on charge, may still allow me to transmit my latest effort to the poobah in charge of the island Wooshette and her cronie K4E, along with some virtual hugs. With only seconds of battery power remaining, my time was short, no time to waste, I msut show haste, yo, my Bay 13 Rap, by MC Dinsy:



as the battery ran out I quickly sent the text by morse code:

A Bay13 State of Mind (The Bay Hip Hop)
By MC Dinsy

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, my tribe, it's time.
It's time, my tribe (aight, my tribe, begin).
Straight out the melty dungeons of rap.

The win drops deep as does my cheese.
I never run, 'cause to run is the brother of tease.
Beyond the walls of cups, life is defined.
I think of Winning when I'm in a Bay13 state of mind.

Hope the freeze got some tease.
My squeeze don't like no dirty ease.
Run up to the expertise and get the fleas.

In a Bay13 state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The big win?
You complain about umpires.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the sin.

I'm rappin' to the book,
And I'm gonna move your chook.

Greasy, pointless, rancid, like a campaigner
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a complainer.

You can't take the umpires, can't take the flag.
you woulda tried to whinge I guess you got no rag.

I'm rappin' to the bay,
And I'm gonna move your day.

Yea, yaz, in a Bay13 state of mind.

When I was drunk my missus had a footy.
I waz kicked out without no booty.
I never think I'll see that skin.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my wife’s yellin.

A sharp rock is quite the lock.

Thinking of Winning. Yaz, thinking of Winning (Winning).

Sounds exactly the same as Dubs', only I understood even fewer words. Is this a rap contest or a 'sound like an auto-tune computer with a stutter' contest?

 

[El Dubya]

Sounds exactly the same as Dubs', only I understood even fewer words. Is this a rap contest or a 'sound like an auto-tune computer with a stutter' contest?

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I'm sure Fiddy Cent is real flattered.

 

[iTigre]

Sounds exactly the same as Dubs', only I understood even fewer words. Is this a rap contest or a 'sound like an auto-tune computer with a stutter' contest?

It's not even the same back beat D\H