Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!

[ChappyUK]

Challenge #7 entry

Poort Adelaide board meeting.

Kochie: So guys we need to find a way of promoting Port Adelaide into China ahead of our first game.

I was looking through YouTube to get a vibe of what China is about and I came across this video.



Kochie: This nobody got 13 million views just for saying China. Surely Kochie can get 10x that.

That's like 1 billion people by my calculations. And as a financial advisor I know my numbers.

Anyways I put together the following clip myself and uploaded it to YouTube. It's guaranteed to go more viral than my weekly Morning Show ****ups.

I think it's awesome.

 

[Dinsdale]

Challenge #7 entry

Poort Adelaide board meeting.

Kochie: So guys we need to find a way of promoting Port Adelaide into China ahead of our first game.

I was looking through YouTube to get a vibe of what China is about and I came across this video.



Kochie: This nobody got 13 million views just for saying China. Surely Kochie can get 10x that.

That's like 1 billion people by my calculations. And as a financial advisor I know my numbers.

Anyways I put together the following clip myself and uploaded it to YouTube. It's guaranteed to go more viral than my weekly Morning Show ****ups.

I think it's awesome.

In appreciation I'd just like to say China. China ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina China! Alberton ChinaChinaChina China.

 

[El Dubya]

I ate fugu in Japan. It was delicious.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I ate fugu in Japan. It was delicious.

 

[William Wonka]

Enter challenges 7 number

Welcoming to all residentials of Adelaide port city to our product information dinner.

We at Shanghai lucky manufacture and businesses precinct invite you to purchasing our many quality products.
Your customer will enjoy and buying for much profit to your business.
Soon with many success you will be even able to moving to good city like Sydney or Melbourne!

We specialising in make Adelaide port city product like
-Water distrusting plastic colour strip


And
-Double happiness dragon chase powder.



Please enjoy products sample while you eat, we have Pufferhouse top chef make special new menu just for you!




You buy now.

 

[A Cut Above]

I ate fugu in Japan. It was delicious.

Aren't they meant to be poisonous? Fugu, not the Japanese.

 

[El Dubya]

Aren't they meant to be poisonous? Fugu, not the Japanese.

You need very skilled hands to cut out the poison you uncultured swine.

 

[A Cut Above]

You need very skilled hands to cut out the poison you uncultured swine.

So basically the Japanese like to eat raw poisonous fish, work 120 hours a week and buy soiled girls' underwear out of vending machines. Gotcha.

 

[William Wonka]

So basically the Japanese like to eat raw poisonous fish

Cooked too.

work 120 hours a week

The lazy ones maybe

and buy soiled girls' underwear out of vending machines.

Old Japanese saying
"An impatient man buys soiled underwear from vending machine, a patient man orders his through the post"

 

[A Cut Above]

Old Japanese saying
"An impatient man buys soiled underwear from vending machine, a patient man orders his through the post"

Does that mean soiled schoolgirl underwear sold through vending machines are the... 'shitty' ones and the mail-order variety are premium?

 

[William Wonka]

Does that mean soiled schoolgirl underwear sold through vending machines are the... 'shitty' ones and the mail-order variety are premium?

The vending machines provide very limited variety.
Through the post you can have your choice of colour, size, style etc. as well as custom order your preferred level and exact type of soiling.

 

[Dinsdale]

Enter challenges 7 number

Welcoming to all residentials of Adelaide port city to our product information dinner.

We at Shanghai lucky manufacture and businesses precinct invite you to purchasing our many quality products.
Your customer will enjoy and buying for much profit to your business.
Soon with many success you will be even able to moving to good city like Sydney or Melbourne!

We specialising in make Adelaide port city product like
-Water distrusting plastic colour strip
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And
-Double happiness dragon chase powder.
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Please enjoy products sample while you eat, we have Pufferhouse top chef make special new menu just for you!
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You buy now.

Velly much bastard fun laughter.

 

[A Cut Above]

The vending machines provide very limited variety.
Through the post you can have your choice of colour, size, style etc. as well as custom order your preferred level and exact type of soiling.

So for instance if a perverted Japanese businessman desired a pair of size 5 red cotton panties stained with vindaloo curry diarrhea they'd oblige him? Maybe he wouldn't even be thought of as a pervert over there, maybe that's considered normal.

 

[Dinsdale]

So for instance if a perverted Japanese businessman desired a pair of size 5 red cotton panties stained with vindaloo curry diarrhea they'd oblige him? Maybe he wouldn't even be thought of as a pervert over there, maybe that's considered normal.

pssst. its fake soiling, nothing is authientic, everything is copied to be cheaper.

 

[A Cut Above]

pssst. its fake soiling, nothing is authientic, everything is copied to be cheaper.

How do they fake the smell of vindaloo diarrhea?

 

[Dinsdale]

How do they fake the smell of vindaloo diarrhea?

chemicals man, its all chemicals.

in other news, I looked up how many Prot Radelaide supporters there were, compared with the rest of AFl teams, also compared with the population of China. China.

 

[William Wonka]

Velly much bastard fun laughter.

Oh good, I was worried it wasn't racist enough.

So for instance if a perverted Japanese businessman desired a pair of size 5 red cotton panties stained with vindaloo curry diarrhea they'd oblige him? Maybe he wouldn't even be thought of as a pervert over there, maybe that's considered normal.

I think diarrhea would be an unusual request.
Your stock standard pervert is more interested in the errr 'scent of a woman' shall we say.

 

[A Cut Above]

I think diarrhea would be an unusual request.
Your stock standard pervert is more interested in the errr 'scent of a woman' shall we say.

So you're telling me there's a chemical that can fake campaignersweat?

 

[William Wonka]

So you're telling me there's a chemical that can fake campaignersweat?

Well not a chemical exactly...

 

[bontshow]

Thread going well

 

[A Cut Above]

Thread going well

I'll be disappointed if the next challenge isn't soiled Japanese underwear related

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Challenge #7 Entry

How do you get Chinese fans to watch port Adelaide you ask Koshy ?

Promote real estate and property at the games. Distribute pamphlets and booklets on how the Chinese can buy more properties and probably turn them into apartments.
There are some nice places up for sale in Hyde Park and Parkside.
The Chinese will be licking their lips.

 

[El Dubya]

So basically the Japanese like to eat raw poisonous fish, work 120 hours a week and buy soiled girls' underwear out of vending machines. Gotcha.

It's a hell of a place. Considering moving there.

 

[El Dubya]

The vending machines provide very limited variety.
Through the post you can have your choice of colour, size, style etc. as well as custom order your preferred level and exact type of soiling.

They're not actually vending machines, they're gachapon, you just get a random one in a capsule when you put in your yen.

 

[El Dubya]

So you're telling me there's a chemical that can fake campaignersweat?

Yes.