Off-topic Bay Survivor - 2018 Edition - KINKSHAME ISLAND - Congratulations Sainter3and7

[William Wonka]

Vesty kept a video diary.

I know Ive seen it.
Its mainly about his plans for selective breeding a masterrace of Geelong superplayers.

Right RedVest4

 

[harry000]

Where the hell am I going to get a video camera on this god forsaken shit hole?

Jose may have left his pc behind.. maybe the webcam?

 

[Sainter3and7]

I'm a bit busy with work right now but will have mine done in the next 24 hours.
Hope that is ok.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

No worries

 

[Bloody_Nine]

I'm a bit busy with work right now but will have mine done in the next 24 hours.
Hope that is ok.

I'm a bit busy with things non Bigfooty, I'll need at least until 9pm Wednesday night, is that OK judges?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Sure, extended until then

 

[Sainter3and7]

Thanks Kangaroos4eva

 

[William Wonka]

Challenge #8 entry


Willy "Hey Plugger, good news and bad news- I found your missus but she wasn't stolen, shes been doing the dirty on you"

Plugger35 "The little minx!... Ah well cant say I blame her, years of impotent frustration and disappointment as a Saints fan has left its effects in the trouser department if you know what I mean?"

Willy "Sure mate, I understand. But it hasn't held one of the blokes shes been seeing back, hes a Saint too.




Plugger "Aw thats just Milney, he knows he doesn't have to ask permission to jump on a mates Waifu, we're good at sharing down StKilda way- you have to be when you only have one of something"


Willy- Well shes gone through a few other clubs players as well Plugs.

She was popular at Richmond.

"Oh yeah pillow! You're definitely coming to my next orgy"


And got on well at Gold coast.

"Now guys, Jesus says its fine as long as we only sprog on her through the power of Christ and not from touching each others dicks (well not very much anyway)"


She tried something different at Collingwood




And something really different at Essendon




Luckily the Hawthorn team didn't seem interested...

"Run boys, I think its female! Yuck"



Plugger- " Anyone else?"

Willy- "Brace yourself Plugs"

Plugger- "Not... not a umpire"

Willy- "Fraid so Plugs"


"Balls up!"


"Im gunna toss it in"

Willy- "And Plugger it gets worse"

Plugger (sobbing) "Oh no! Please dont tell me its a goal umpire.

Willy- "Sorry Plugger"





Willy- "There there, its ok Plugs, shes back now. Here she is, good as new."

 

[Bloody_Nine]

Challenge 8 entry

 

[harry000]

Challenge #8 entry

Follow the below link for my entry.

http://captiongenerator.com/1201572/St-Kilda-to-Korea

 

[Bloody_Nine]

Nice one Harry.

 

[Sainter3and7]

I am writing mine now. Sorry for the delay. I fell over and it slowed my day right down.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I am writing mine now. Sorry for the delay. I fell over and it slowed my day right down.

Take your time.

 

[harry000]

I am writing mine now. Sorry for the delay. I fell over and it slowed my day right down.

Did you trip over your pillow ?

 

[Sainter3and7]

It's taken me time cause I never knew how to do these captions and I lost it half way through.

 

[Sainter3and7]

Here it is. Sorry for the delay.

http://captiongenerator.com/1201982/Plugger-and-the-waifu

 

[Sainter3and7]

Challenge #8 Entry

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1201982/Plugger-and-the-waifu

 

[Sainter3and7]

Did you trip over your pillow ?

What happens in the bedroom between me and my pillow stays in the bedroom.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Flog (Tribal) Council
The challenge entries are in and it was a tighter race than normal. Every entry was excellent, except for boydshow, he seems to have caught Vesty's CBF-itious. There can only be one winner and that is Bloody_Nine, congratulations, you are the challenge victor and cannot be voted out this round.

Alright everyone, time to get your votes in, you have until 9 p.m. tomorrow to pm me your votes. Just remember that the idol is still in play, so beware who you vote for.

 

[Bloody_Nine]

I would like to thank my sponsors.

 

[bontshow]

Challenge #8 Entry

After his embarrassing public reveal, Plugger kept his pillow a little more hidden

Yet again though he was found out once going pillowless

Ashamed and with his reputation in tatters, he gave the pillow to a mate. He still kept it within the club though

The pillow, more spoons than any team has won premierships

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Flog (Tribal) Council
The votes are in and the immunity idol has been played by Willy Wanka, I mean Wonka, as he was quite fearful that one of you flogs would turn on him and in the end, no one voted for him, so great work. The idol has been chucked in the recycle bin, not to be used until next year. It is not looking good for...

harry000, you are the weakest link, goodbye. Pack your skis, the ski fields on Exile Island are finally open, however the club house is closed, so you are going to have to suffer without a chardonnay and crackers.

Moving onto more important matters...

Challenge #9 - OMG, I signed with Norf...
North Melbourne have told me that they have kept a close eye on you all and are eager to sign you. Now it appears that you all were stupid enough to sign with North on a nine year contract while intoxicated while celebrating Harry's demise. Despite the security of nine years and a multi-million dollar contract, no one is stupid enough to sign with North. Having been rejected by Hannebury, Heeney, Martin, Gaff and every man and his dog, except for Frankenstein's monster.


Task
Your task is to find a way out of your contract with North Melbourne. You can do something untoward (or Wayne Carey or Glen Archer or Callum Urch like), hide away (dodging Brad's phone calls) or just bludge during the pre-season. Your entry can come in any form you like.


One who was successful in getting out of his contract.

Rules
You must submit your challenge by 8 p.m. Sunday and you cannot edit your entry once submitted. You must title your entry with Challenge #9 and this is an individual challenge.

Prize
Individual immunity for the winner for this round, which is important this late in the game.


Good luck everyone.

 

[evo]

Club song: Can you quack like a duck?

Pure art.

 

[Sainter3and7]

Snake_Baker and evo, in future please tag me if you're going to show photos of me. Quack, Quack!

 

[Snake_Baker]

Is Wonka still playing everyone off against each other?

When are you lot going to wise up and knife him?