Off-topic Bay Survivor - 2018 Edition - KINKSHAME ISLAND - Congratulations Sainter3and7

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Is Wonka still playing everyone off against each other?

When are you lot going to wise up and knife him?
Im beating them to it.

Confession 1# entry.


They say confession is good for the soul.

So here is the story.

It all started with the appearance in the bay of a previously unknown Hawfie.
Not that unusual you might think?
Well since the goofest of the threepeat is over its less common than it was, but still not unheard of.

Making it a bit more strange was that this mysterious Hawfie popped up in the Bay13 Survivor thread wanting to be a contestant.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Willy you scoundrel, you entered a benny to give yourself an unfair advantage"
No, I didn't.

But I suspected that someone had.

Looking back over this new posters history I discovered that they had last shown their face during the 2016 Survivor...
Very suspicious indeed.

Putting on my best elias hunting cap and working off a process completely opposite to that used by Packedlunch and dbspreadem I went to work.

I initially thought it was A Cut Above trying to sneak under the radar, but I soon discounted this.

I then contemplated each of the other contestants and dismissed each one in turn, they all seemed a bit too dim to come up with such a cunning plan.
I decided that I was probably being paranoid and it was just a coincidence.

Until...





A single phrase jumped out at me, a long forgotten sig but a memorable and unique one.

'Sent via shoephone with tapatoe'


Id seen it before but where???


Then I remembered and the brilliance of the scheme became clear.
What is even more beneficial than having your benny as another contestant?

Having your benny as a judge!
(Or in this case vice-versa)


I of course felt it to be my solemn responsibility to exploit the situation to the fullest.
I immediately contacted the offending judge and revealed that I was aware of the situation.

To their credit they admitted their intention was not to blatantly cheat but rather to just get a bit of inside knowledge and now they had been found out would quietly retire their benny.

I found this most unsatisfactory and suggested they continue as planned, except now they knew that I knew...


From there things were straightforward.

My initial intention was that we both make it to the final two, then my final challenge presentation would be:

"By the way Bloody_nine is a judge"

However in a almost unheard of fit of conscience I have decided to expose our foul deeds early and to give boydshow and Sainter3and7 a chance to go head to head - may the best flog win.

Sorry Dinsdale


Btw Kangaroos4eva Id like to offer my services as a judge for next year (Ive got a good feeling about the chances of a fresh faced contestant named 'Gruq')

Also
Sorry Morganashlee
Sorry Hufus
Sorry Jose
Sorry harry000
Sorry skipjack
Sorry RedVest4
Sorry Maximum Gawnage
Sorry Snake Baker
Sorry Sainter3and7
Sorry Boydshow


Lol!
 
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Im beating them to it.

Confession 1# entry.


They say confession is good for the soul.

So here is the story.

It all started with the appearance in the bay of a previously unknown Hawfie.
Not that unusual you might think?
Well since the goofest of the threepeat is over its less common than it was, but still not unheard of.

Making it a bit more strange was that this mysterious Hawfie popped up in the Bay13 Survivor thread wanting to be a contestant.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Willy you scoundrel, you entered a benny to give yourself an unfair advantage"
No, I didn't.

But I suspected that someone had.

Looking back over this new posters history I discovered that they had last shown their face during the 2016 Survivor...
Very suspicious indeed.

Putting on my best elias hunting cap and working off a process completely opposite to that used by Packedlunch and dbspreadem I went to work.

I initially thought it was A Cut Above trying to sneak under the radar, but I soon discounted this.

I then contemplated each of the other contestants and dismissed each one in turn, they all seemed a bit too dim to come up with such a cunning plan.
I decided that I was probably being paranoid and it was just a coincidence.

Until...





A single phrase jumped out at me, a long forgotten sig but a memorable and unique one.

'Sent via shoephone with tapatoe'


Id seen it before but where???


Then I remembered and the brilliance of the scheme became clear.
What is even more beneficial than having your benny as another contestant?

Having your benny as a judge!
(Or in this case vice-versa)


I of course felt it to be my solemn responsibility to exploit the situation to the fullest.
I immediately contacted the offending judge and revealed that I was aware of the situation.

To their credit they admitted their intention was not to blatantly cheat but rather to just get a bit of inside knowledge and now they had been found out would quietly retire their benny.

I found this most unsatisfactory and suggested they continue as planned, except now they knew that I knew...


From there things were straightforward.

My initial intention was that we both make it to the final two, then my final challenge presentation would be:

"By the way Bloody_nine is a judge"

However in a almost unheard of fit of conscience I have decided to expose our foul deeds early and to give boydshow and Sainter3and7 a chance to go head to head - may the best flog win.

Sorry Dinsdale


Btw Kangaroos4eva Id like to offer my services as a judge for next year (Ive got a good feeling about the chances of a fresh faced contestant named 'Gruq')

Also
Sorry Morganashlee
Sorry Hufus
Sorry Jose
Sorry harry000
Sorry skipjack
Sorry RedVest4
Sorry Maximum Gawnage
Sorry Snake Baker
Sorry Sainter3and7
Sorry Boydshow


Lol!
And if you believe all that tripe you'll believe anything.
I am and always will be, myself.
But I must confess I am a Benny of sainter3and7.
Or am I a Benny of boydshow?
Or a Benny of William Wonka?
Or a Benny of the amazingly clever and good looking Dinsdale?
 
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To be honest, harry000 almost guessed at the start of this fred, so I quickly changed my Benny's avatar.
And then William Wonka tumbled to my cunning plan, but did not try to use it to his advantage.
But all his contest wins were legit, K4E most times not even consulting us judges!

So this last challenge B9 decided to throw chaos into the mix, cook up a new alliance, exploit 2 other long running alliances, and flush out Willi's "hidden" idol ;)

Little did I know he is of that religion which feels the need to confess their sins to cleanse their souls :) :thumbsu: :rainbow:

So good luck in the final challenge to boydshow and Sainter3and7

To the other contestants, well played some of you, and be more clever next time to the others :p
 
I am extremely hungover after my work xmas party and I am not sure what is happening right now

I think Dinsdale entered twice, and Wonka found out about it then disqualified himself for knowing

Wonka should be back in IMO Kangaroos4eva
 
I think Dinsdale entered twice, and Wonka found out about it then disqualified himself for knowing

Wonka should be back in IMO Kangaroos4eva
He's not out, he only used the immunity idol. Dinsdale was judge and an elias, with his elias already eliminated, there's no current issue. Wonka just figured out who's alias it is and was smart enough to take advantage of it. Harry is still out.
 
He's not out, he only used the immunity idol. Dinsdale was judge and an elias, with his elias already eliminated, there's no current issue. Wonka just figured out who's alias it is and was smart enough to take advantage of it. Harry is still out.
So having insider knowledge about a judge isnt enough to get me kicked out?
Cool!
Its lucky ive got those boudoir photos of yourself, Brain Power and a goat then.
 
William Wonka, are you out or not? I thought your post was saying you're out, but what do you think of the comments by boydshow and Kangaroos4eva? What's your opinion? What are you going to do? The suspense, drama and surprise is killing me, LOL.
Ill keep playing if for no other reason than ive got a few cracker ideas of ways to get out of a contract with norf.
 
Sooo to sum things up.. Im out.. I guess you all miss out on the case of chardonnay I had stashed on the island for top 3 celebrations
 
William Wonka, are you out or not? I thought your post was saying you're out, but what do you think of the comments by boydshow and Kangaroos4eva? What's your opinion? What are you going to do? The suspense, drama and surprise is killing me, LOL.
He'll be out after this round anyway and he's not going to be winning this round as a consequence. B9 is already eliminated for being a filthy benny of Dinsdale's.

So having insider knowledge about a judge isnt enough to get me kicked out?
Cool!
Its lucky ive got those boudoir photos of yourself, Brain Power and a goat then.
I have not always used Dinsdale and BP as judges and the victories that you have won have been purely my decision. But you won't be winning this round. Plus, the disclosure came after the vote, so it's too much of a pain to change now. Plus, I have another challenge prepped for the final two contestants, which will be boydshow and Sainter3and7.
 
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Sooo to sum things up.. Im out.. I guess you all miss out on the case of chardonnay I had stashed on the island for top 3 celebrations
Yea, Wanka and Dinsdale were playing funny buggers, but ultimately did not change anything.
 
I have not always used Dinsdale and BP as judges and the victories that you have won have been purely my decision. But you won't be winning this round. Plus, the disclosure came after the vote, so it's too much of a pain to change now. Plus, I have another challenge prepped for the final two contestants, which will be boydshow and Sainter3and7.

So whichever of me and sainter wins this challenge has to evict Wonka?
 
Challenge #9 Entry

When I was a young boy, my Mother told me work hard and the rewards will come. Mum lied

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I had to get out, but how?

Play like shit? Worked for Lindsay Thomas
Constant injuries? Jesse Smith went down that route
Request a trade? Cam Pedersen went on to bigger and better things at another club

No, I had to be authentic. I needed to tell the world what it's like to play at North, to save their next victim

I became the face of Headspace, and told my story for the world to hear



Now, no-one good will play for North ever again, no matter their cap space
 
He'll be out after this round anyway and he's not going to be winning this round as a consequence. B9 is already eliminated for being a filthy benny of Dinsdale's.


I have not always used Dinsdale and BP as judges and the victories that you have won have been purely my decision. But you won't be winning this round. Plus, the disclosure came after the vote, so it's too much of a pain to change now. Plus, I have another challenge prepped for the final two contestants, which will be boydshow and Sainter3and7.
Sounds good.
Ill still put an entry in for this round just so I can go out doing what I love.

Posting infantile filth.
 
Mine's half done. I am working for the next about 4 hours... then I'll continue working on it. Thanks! Good to have you back William Wonka. The world needs more infantile humour... in fact, it's pretty much the only thing I live off.
 
Challenge #9 - OMG, I signed with Norf...

“I just don’t think it’s a good fit,” I told drunken Robbo, hoping it will go in tomorrow’s news. But then I get a text the next day. “Kept your secret to myself mate. Don’t want to ruin your career with North when they haven’t even selected you. Besides, we were both drunk.” The fool – the barmaid was in on it (I paid her with cash and a quick one out the back). Ugh. Never trust a drunk.

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Nothing worse than a drunk flog who laughs at his own jokes.

At the next media, I came wearing a West Coast hoodie. I see BT recording and I say “I don’t care how much money North will be paying me. This club is full of losers and I don’t want any part of that.” And then BT starts to tell the story. “North’s number one recruit has taken no time in sending a message to the club – he won’t tolerate failure. He’s determined to make North a winning club.” Cameron Ling chips in to say “Yeah, I love the way he does about it.”

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Has there ever been a more punchable head?

Maybe I should just under-perform? They send a text message saying “Training tomorrow involves a time trial.” I get there and see no-one. Then Brendan Whitecross spots me and comes over. “It starts now,” he says. I stand there for a while, looking at the stopwatch ticking by. “Go,” he says. I must have taken 20 minutes for a four-kilometre run. On the club’s website the next day, I see a headline “Training the house down.” My photo is underneath it. “Number One pick wins time-trials,” with some bogus time. They’re already using me to recruit new members. Bloody North.

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Yep, they're painting me as a superhero. FML!

I hand over some medical records to the doctor at North saying I’ve got a substance abuse problem. And then he says “So do I! I couldn't be a part of North without drinking my sorrows away. Your secret is safe with me.” Just my luck…I run into the only person in football who doesn’t gossip.

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I despise the doctor who gave me this.

I go to a meet and greet with the fans and say "North is robbing you blind. Look at that car Boomer won..." Unfortunately, I couldn't get out another word about the club being corrupt or anything. Once I said "Boomer," they all went wild, screaming and cheering.

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He married up.

I’m desperate to get out. I rack my brain, trying to think of someone, or some way, to get North to fire me. Whose got real influence at the club? The coach. I’ll have sex with someone in his family. That’ll do it. I do a quick internet search and arrange to meet up with one of them, and sure enough she’s all decked out from head to toe in North gear. I try to go the full Majak on her, but she goes along with everything.

So I just take a photo of both of us, naked, and text it to Brad Scott. That will surely do the trick.

“Suffer in ya jocks, Scotty! Sooz is mine now!”
 
So whichever of me and sainter wins this challenge has to evict Wonka?
I’ll just automatically evict him later tonight and I’ll issue the final challenge.
 
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Flog (Tribal) Council
Due to unforeseen circumstances, both William Wonka and Bloody_Nine have wandered too far into the water and were...
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Never to be seen again, therefore they are out of the competition and we are just left with Sainter3and7 and boydshow, the two most unlikely of finalists if you were a Lethality style betting man.

Now moving onto the final challenge.

Challenge #10 - Final
Normally I would get the former entrants to act as judges for this challenge and issue a Q and A style challenge, but most of the former contestants have not been seen for sometime as Bombers03 won't let them out to play and the Melbourne boys are too busy on the slopes to help out. So it will be up to Dinsdale, Brain Power and myself to determine the winner of this challenge.

Task
You are to justify why you should be declared winner of Bay Survivor 2018 - Kinkshame Island Edition. Your entry can take any form you like, text, video, bagging out your opponent etc., but you must mention every single contestant from this year's competition in your entry for it be counted as legitimate.

Rules
Don't edit your entry once you have submitted it and you must title your post with Challenge #10 at the top of your entry. You have 3 days to submit your challenge.

Prize
Moderator-ship...

No, you will be declared winner of Bay Survivor 2018 and be presented with a book coupon for Ricky Nixon's book*.


*May or may not be true.
 
Book coupons don't always have to be honoured - "terms and conditions apply" - I think it would be a great symbol of the Bay to have an invalid book coupon!
 

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