- May 28, 2016
- 17,523
- 26,984
- AFL Club
- Tasmania
- Banned
- #326
Im beating them to it.Is Wonka still playing everyone off against each other?
When are you lot going to wise up and knife him?
Confession 1# entry.
They say confession is good for the soul.
So here is the story.
It all started with the appearance in the bay of a previously unknown Hawfie.
Not that unusual you might think?
Well since the goofest of the threepeat is over its less common than it was, but still not unheard of.
Making it a bit more strange was that this mysterious Hawfie popped up in the Bay13 Survivor thread wanting to be a contestant.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Willy you scoundrel, you entered a benny to give yourself an unfair advantage"
No, I didn't.
But I suspected that someone had.
Looking back over this new posters history I discovered that they had last shown their face during the 2016 Survivor...
Very suspicious indeed.
Putting on my best elias hunting cap and working off a process completely opposite to that used by Packedlunch and dbspreadem I went to work.
I initially thought it was A Cut Above trying to sneak under the radar, but I soon discounted this.
I then contemplated each of the other contestants and dismissed each one in turn, they all seemed a bit too dim to come up with such a cunning plan.
I decided that I was probably being paranoid and it was just a coincidence.
Until...
A single phrase jumped out at me, a long forgotten sig but a memorable and unique one.
'Sent via shoephone with tapatoe'
Id seen it before but where???
Then I remembered and the brilliance of the scheme became clear.
What is even more beneficial than having your benny as another contestant?
Having your benny as a judge!
(Or in this case vice-versa)
I of course felt it to be my solemn responsibility to exploit the situation to the fullest.
I immediately contacted the offending judge and revealed that I was aware of the situation.
To their credit they admitted their intention was not to blatantly cheat but rather to just get a bit of inside knowledge and now they had been found out would quietly retire their benny.
I found this most unsatisfactory and suggested they continue as planned, except now they knew that I knew...
From there things were straightforward.
My initial intention was that we both make it to the final two, then my final challenge presentation would be:
"By the way Bloody_nine is a judge"
However in a almost unheard of fit of conscience I have decided to expose our foul deeds early and to give boydshow and Sainter3and7 a chance to go head to head - may the best flog win.
Sorry Dinsdale
Btw Kangaroos4eva Id like to offer my services as a judge for next year (Ive got a good feeling about the chances of a fresh faced contestant named 'Gruq')
Also
Sorry Morganashlee
Sorry Hufus
Sorry Jose
Sorry harry000
Sorry skipjack
Sorry RedVest4
Sorry Maximum Gawnage
Sorry Snake Baker
Sorry Sainter3and7
Sorry Boydshow
Lol!
Last edited: