Game bAyFLX™ (Beta 7.1 Update) Pre Season Matches

[Footy Is The Win]

The inner workings of Footy Is The Wins deluded personality(s)

GTFO and quickly.

I put him in with you. Get around him.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

I put him in with you. Get around him.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I put him in with you. Get around him.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

COMING SOON: bAyFLX TROPHIES



COLLECT 'EM ALL


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Captain Courageous​

Earned by: Leading your team to victory as captain in a high-pressure match.
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Mighty Max​

Earned by: Dominating the game with maximum stats across all key performance metrics.
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Slick Rick​

Earned by: Pulling off the most stylish plays in a match, leaving both teammates and opponents in awe.
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The Wall​

Earned by: Making an impenetrable defense, blocking every attempt at goal by the opposition.
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Eagle Eye​

Earned by: Spotting and executing the perfect pass or shot from an impossible distance.
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Midfield Maestro​

Earned by: Controlling the midfield with grace, dictating the flow of the game with every touch.
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The Rock Hudson​

Earned by: Being the rock of the team—unmovable, reliable, and always there when needed.
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The Ruck Head​

Earned by: Winning the majority of ruck contests and giving your team the first use of the ball every time.
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Goal Machine​

Earned by: Scoring an unprecedented number of goals in a single match—machine-like efficiency.
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Silent Assassin​

Earned by: Scoring or creating goals so stealthily that no one even noticed until it was too late.
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Dead Eye Dick​

Earned by: Never missing a shot at goal, converting every opportunity with pinpoint accuracy.
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The Veteran​

Earned by: Showing your experience by making smart, game-winning plays when it matters most.
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The Veterinarian​

Earned by: Tending to your injured teammates and keeping the team’s morale high—even in tough times.
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The Ship Jumper​

Earned by: Swapping teams mid-season and still managing to lead your new team to victory.
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Flash Gordon​

Earned by: Being the fastest player on the field, leaving everyone else in the dust.
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Iron Fist​

Earned by: Dominating the physical contest and never backing down, no matter the opposition.
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Vegetable Lasagne​

Earned by: Being the most unexpectedly delightful player on the field—versatile, reliable, and a little bit cheesy.
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The Magician​

Earned by: Pulling off impossible plays that leave everyone wondering, “How did they do that?”
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The Ornament​

Earned by: Being the most stylish player on the field, adding a touch of flair to every move.
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The General​

Earned by: Leading your team with unmatched strategic brilliance, guiding them to victory with your commands.
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The Voter​

Earned by: Receiving the most votes for Best and Fairest at the end of the season.
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Speed Demon​

Earned by: Achieving the highest speed during a match, clocking in faster than anyone else.
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The Sniper​

Earned by: Hitting the target from long range, scoring goals that seem impossible to most.
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Slimed​

Earned by: Taking one for the team by diving for the ball in the dirtiest conditions and coming out covered in mud.
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The Tank​

Earned by: Being the unstoppable force on the field, plowing through the opposition without hesitation.
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Bench Bum​

Earned by: Spending the most time on the bench yet still making a significant impact when finally on the field.
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The Acrobat​

Earned by: Pulling off the most acrobatic moves—whether it’s a bicycle kick, a diving save, or an airborne assist.
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Zapped​

Earned by: Getting caught off-guard and losing possession in a shocking turn of events—yet somehow bouncing back stronger.
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The Lot​

Earned by: Achieving every possible stat in a single match—goals, assists, tackles, you name it.
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The Promoter​

Earned by: Being the face of the team, always in the spotlight, promoting team spirit on and off the field.
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Zookeeper​

Earned by: Taming the wildest opponents and bringing order to the chaos on the field.
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The Dynamo​

Earned by: Never running out of energy, covering more ground than anyone else during a match.
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The Grasshopper​

Earned by: Making the highest jumps during the game, leaping over everyone in your path.
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Money Maker​

Earned by: Making the most valuable play of the match, whether it’s a game-winning goal or a match-saving tackle.
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The Dazzler​

Earned by: Dazzling the crowd with your skills, making every play look effortless.
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The Popeye​

Earned by: Powering through the opposition like you just ate a can of spinach.
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The Gladiator​

Earned by: Winning the toughest, most physical contest on the field, emerging victorious like a true gladiator.
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The Jelly​

Earned by: Showing surprising flexibility and agility, slipping through the opposition’s fingers like jelly.
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The Prodigy​

Earned by: Being the 'unofficial' rising star of the season, impressing everyone with your natural talent.
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The Melter​

Earned by: Bringing the heat on the field, melting the competition with your fiery plays.
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The Anchor​

Earned by: Holding down the fort in defense, preventing the opposition from making any headway.
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The Lizzo​

Earned by: Bringing confidence and flair to the field, owning every moment like it’s your stage.
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The Trailblazer​

Earned by: Leading the way with innovative plays, setting the standard for everyone else to follow.
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The Tactician​

Earned by: Outwitting your opponents with flawless strategy, leaving them scrambling to keep up.
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The Spoonman​

Earned by: Unfortunately, ending up with the wooden spoon, but doing so with style and grace.
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The Juggernaut​

Earned by: Becoming an unstoppable force on the field, charging through anything and everything in your way.
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The Hawk​

Earned by: Having an eye for the game like no other, always in the right place at the right time.
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Blue 7​

Earned by: Scoring seven goals in a match, painting the scoreboard blue in a Blue Steel match.
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The Enigma​

Earned by: Keeping everyone guessing with your unpredictable and mysterious gameplay.
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Superboot​

Earned by: Kicking the ball with such power that it seems to have a life of its own.
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The Bulldozer​

Earned by: Bulldozing through the opposition, leaving a path of destruction in your wake.
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The Maestro​

Earned by: Conducting the game like a symphony, making every play sing in perfect harmony.
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Pie In The Sky​

Earned by: Scoring an absolutely unbelievable goal that defies logic and physics.
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The Sentinel​

Earned by: Guarding your goal with unwavering vigilance, letting nothing get past you.
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Money Bags​

Earned by: Securing the most lucrative sponsorship or contract deal for the team.
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The Rocket​

Earned by: Launching a shot from a ridiculous distance that rockets into the goal.
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The Cyclone​

Earned by: Creating chaos on the field with your whirlwind of activity, leaving opponents spinning.
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The Ghost​

Earned by: Sneaking past the defense so smoothly they didn’t even see you coming.
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Billy The Kid​

Earned by: Being the youngest player on the field but playing like a seasoned veteran.
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The Leviathan​

Earned by: Being the biggest presence on the field, impossible to miss and even harder to stop.
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Trumped​

Earned by: Outplaying and outsmarting everyone with a surprise move that seals the victory.
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The Mirage​

Earned by: Making plays that seem impossible—like a mirage, they leave everyone questioning what they just saw.
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The Phoenix​

Earned by: Rising from the ashes of defeat to lead your team to an epic comeback victory.
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The Fool​

Earned by: Making a hilarious mistake on the field that everyone will remember—but bouncing back like a champ.
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The Artisan​

Earned by: Crafting the most beautiful play of the season, a true work of art.
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The Comet​

Earned by: Making a blazing fast run down the field, leaving a trail of awe in your wake.
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The Prisoner​

Earned by: Being sent off the field but somehow finding a way to make an impact from the sidelines.
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The Colossus​

Earned by: Standing tall above all others, a giant in both stature and play.
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The Mariner​

Earned by: Navigating through the opposition like a seasoned sailor through stormy seas.
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The Prince​

Earned by: Playing with regal elegance, commanding respect from everyone on the field.
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The Oracle​

Earned by: Predicting the play before it happens, making decisions that seem almost prophetic.
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The Tempest​

Earned by: Stirring up a storm on the field with your relentless energy and passion.
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The Baron​

Earned by: Ruling the air with your dominance in aerial contests, claiming the skies as your own.
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Hot Dog Cop​

Earned by: Making the most outrageous play and still managing to pull it off, much to everyone’s surprise.
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The Hangman​

Earned by: Catching an opponent off guard with a perfectly timed intercept that leaves them hanging.
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The Prowler​

Earned by: Stalking the field with predatory instinct, ready to pounce on any opportunity.
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Well Oiled​

Earned by: Running like a well-oiled machine, executing every play with precision.
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The Gladiator​

Earned by: Fighting through adversity and coming out victorious in the most physical match of the season.
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The Nomad​

Earned by: Playing for multiple teams during the season and making a significant impact on each.
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The Gong Banger​

Earned by: Making a loud and proud impact, whether it’s with a clutch goal or a game-changing tackle.
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9 Lives​

Earned by: Escaping defeat or danger on the field multiple times, as if you have nine lives.
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The Goat​

Earned by: Being declared the Greatest of All Time after a season of unmatched excellence.
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The Goblin​

Earned by: Being sneaky and mischievous on the field, always causing trouble for the opposition.
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The Postman​

Earned by: Always delivering the goods—whether it’s a crucial pass, tackle, or goal.
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The Horse​

Earned by: Working tirelessly throughout the game, showing unmatched stamina and strength.

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[Footy Is The Win]

Interesting developments unfolding:

DemurePrincess takes over captaincy of Pink Tank.

Jazny relegated to Bridesmaid.

Currently in a meeting behind closed doors.

More to come..

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Go you good thang DemurePrincess !!! Congrats on the leadership role. Elite choice.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Go you good thang DemurePrincess !!! Congrats on the leadership role. Elite choice.

If Jazny is brave enough to fight back, she might be in line for a Captain Courageous trophy.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Go you good thang DemurePrincess !!! Congrats on the leadership role. Elite choice.

I’m not sure why you needed to add an eggplant but okay!

You should of made it pink

 

[DemurePrincess]

If Jazny is brave enough to fight back, she might be in line for a Captain Courageous trophy.

It’s mine now. But sure…you can try lol

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Elmer_Judd takes the reins for the Pains.


More details next week

 

[DemurePrincess]

Elmer_Judd takes the reins for the Pains.


More details next week

whoops

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I’m not sure why you needed to add an eggplant but okay!

You should of made it pink

Sorry - it's the Purple Pain ........ too many blue pills.

 

[Jazny]

Delete this

 

[pavstar]

"Big Red: Big Red’s fiery spirit and passion for winning make them stand out. Expect chest puffing"

Our amazing chest puffing would be worthy of gracing the front cover of Juggs Magazine!

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Elmer_Judd takes the reins for the Pains.


More details next week

 

[Brian Oblivion]

 

[DemurePrincess]

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lemon juice sometimes works!

 

[Brian Oblivion]

lemon juice sometimes works!

I see you have also tried to teach a domestic cat to watch a foreign film with you ?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I see you have also tried teach a domestic cat to watch a foreign film with you ?

What’s the actual correct answer to this?

 

[Brian Oblivion]

What’s the actual correct answer to this?

You know who to ask surely ? Pamcake1

 

[DemurePrincess]

You know who to ask surely ? Pamcake1

Omg! Yes

 

[Footy Is The Win]

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[Footy Is The Win]

bAyFLX PRACTICE MATCH

4.15PM



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BROWN STREAK V KILLER VANILLA



No commentary available


standby for score updates



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[Footy Is The Win]

bAyFLX Practice Match: Brown Streak vs Killer Vanilla​

First Quarter​

• 00:00 - The siren blares, and the ball is bounced. We’re underway!​
• 02:15 - Dinsdale from Brown Streak kicks the first goal! A powerful boot from the forward pocket. Brown Streak 6 - Killer Vanilla 0​
• 05:40 - Xtreme of Killer Vanilla responds with a quick snap. The scores are level. Brown Streak 6 - Killer Vanilla 6​
• 10:05 - The Cryptkeeper intercepts a pass and converts for Brown Streak. They regain the lead. Brown Streak 12 - Killer Vanilla 6​
• 14:22 - CursingFijian of Killer Vanilla marks strongly and kicks truly. It’s tight! Brown Streak 12 - Killer Vanilla 12​
• 19:59 - As the quarter ends, HairyO sneaks in a behind for Brown Streak. Brown Streak 13 - Killer Vanilla 12​

BROWN STREAK 2.1
KILLER VANILLA 2.0​

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Second Quarter​

• 20:00 - The second quarter begins.
• 23:33 - Impunity! of Killer Vanilla threads the needle for a goal. Killer Vanilla takes the lead. Brown Streak 13 - Killer Vanilla 18
• 26:47 - Pistol Night responds with a booming kick from outside 50 meters. Brown Streak fights back. Brown Streak 19 - Killer Vanilla 18
• 30:12 - Wosh of Killer Vanilla snaps a behind. The pressure is intense. Brown Streak 19 - Killer Vanilla 19
• 35:58 - The Sultan marks and converts for Brown Streak. They edge ahead. Brown Streak 25 - Killer Vanilla 19
• 39:59 - The siren sounds, and players head to the locker room with Brown Streak holding a slender lead.

Third Quarter​

• 40:00 - The third quarter kicks off.
• 42:42 - StMojo of Brown Streak takes a contested mark and slots it through. Brown Streak extends their lead. Brown Streak 31 - Killer Vanilla 19
• 47:19 - Supreme_Chancellor of Killer Vanilla breaks free and goals. They’re not giving up. Brown Streak 31 - Killer Vanilla 25
• 53:05 - PieLebo87 adds a behind for Brown Streak. The tension mounts. Brown Streak 32 - Killer Vanilla 25
• 58:30 - Crimson Azure snaps a goal for Killer Vanilla. It’s anyone’s game! Brown Streak 32 - Killer Vanilla 31
• 59:59 - The third quarter ends with Brown Streak clinging to a narrow lead.

Fourth Quarter​

• 60:00 - The final quarter begins.
• 62:22 - Plugger35 of Brown Streak kicks a crucial goal. The crowd erupts! Brown Streak 38 - Killer Vanilla 31
• 67:11 - Jabba73 replies for Killer Vanilla with a set shot. The margin is back to one goal. Brown Streak 38 - Killer Vanilla 37
• 73:45 - Coach_Required steadies the ship for Brown Streak with a behind. Brown Streak 39 - Killer Vanilla 37
• 79:59 - In the dying seconds, HumanMeatball marks and kicks a goal! Killer Vanilla steals victory! Brown Streak 39 - Killer Vanilla 43

Final Score: Brown Streak 39 - Killer Vanilla 43

What a thrilling contest! Both teams fought valiantly, but Killer Vanilla snatched the win in the dying moments.

BROWN STREAK 2.1 4.1 5.2 6.3 (39)
KILLER VANILLA 2.0 3.1 5.1 7.1 (43)



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Brown Streak Player Stats:​

1. Dinsdale ©
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 4
   • Tackles: 2
   • Disposals: 15
2. Pistol Night (VC)
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 3
   • Tackles: 5
   • Disposals: 20
3. The Cryptkeeper (DVC)
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 6
   • Tackles: 3
   • Disposals: 12
4. The Sultan
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 2
   • Tackles: 4
   • Disposals: 18
5. HairyO
   • Goals: 0
   • Marks: 1
   • Tackles: 2
   • Disposals: 10
6. Coach_Required
   • Goals: 0
   • Marks: 0
   • Tackles: 1
   • Disposals: 8
7. PieLebo87
   • Goals: 0
   • Marks: 1
   • Tackles: 2
   • Disposals: 9
8. Seasonedsainter
   • Goals: 0
   • Marks: 3
   • Tackles: 4
   • Disposals: 14
9. StMojo
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 5
   • Tackles: 3
   • Disposals: 17
10. Plugger35
    • Goals: 1
    • Marks: 4
    • Tackles: 2
    • Disposals: 16
11. Hawkman
    • Goals: 0
    • Marks: 2
    • Tackles: 3
    • Disposals: 11
12. Thrawn
    • Goals: 0
    • Marks: 1
    • Tackles: 1
    • Disposals: 7
13. Strigoi
    • Goals: 0
    • Marks: 2
    • Tackles: 2
    • Disposals: 13

Killer Vanilla Player Stats:​

1. Xtreme ©
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 5
   • Tackles: 4
   • Disposals: 21
2. The_interloper (VC)
   • Goals: 0
   • Marks: 3
   • Tackles: 5
   • Disposals: 19
3. HumanMeatball (DVC)
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 6
   • Tackles: 2
   • Disposals: 22
4. CursingFijian
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 4
   • Tackles: 3
   • Disposals: 18
5. Impunity!
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 2
   • Tackles: 4
   • Disposals: 20
6. Wosh
   • Goals: 0
   • Marks: 1
   • Tackles: 3
   • Disposals: 12
7. Bender_
   • Goals: 0
   • Marks: 2
   • Tackles: 2
   • Disposals: 14
8. Supreme_Chancellor
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 3
   • Tackles: 5
   • Disposals: 17
9. Crimson Azure
   • Goals: 1
   • Marks: 4
   • Tackles: 1
   • Disposals: 15
10. SSSSSS
    • Goals: 0
    • Marks: 1
    • Tackles: 2
    • Disposals: 9
11. Jabba73
    • Goals: 1
    • Marks: 3
    • Tackles: 4
    • Disposals: 16

Goalkickers:​

• Brown Streak:
  • Dinsdale: 1 goal
  • Pistol Night: 1 goal
  • The Cryptkeeper: 1 goal
  • The Sultan: 1 goal
  • StMojo: 1 goal
  • Plugger35: 1 goal
• Killer Vanilla:
  • Xtreme: 1 goal
  • HumanMeatball: 1 goal
  • CursingFijian: 1 goal
  • Impunity!: 1 goal
  • Supreme_Chancellor: 1 goal
  • Crimson Azure: 1 goal
  • Jabba73: 1 goal

The match showcased a diverse range of talents, with each player contributing to their team’s performance. It was a close game with both teams displaying great skill and teamwork!

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