Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

Not-a-cluey - Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

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[1991firstgamer]

Anyone who does that shit with a post should be banned from the internet for good. Mods, sort this please

If they've been convicted then it's in the public realm and perfectly appropriate to mention it
No issue

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[burge13]

If they've been convicted then it's in the public realm and perfectly appropriate to mention it
No issue

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I meant the idiots who come in here with their facts yet dont just state the name. So pointless and for doing that, their stupidity should see them banned

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Lol. "Star". Played games in the reserves. Hardly a star.

Who?

 

[Pea Nut]

Who?

They are talking about George Pell.

 

[Pistol Night]

The Sheahan family have had their share of adventures, for sure. My memory's a bit hazy but here's how I recall the story's unfolding. During the Christmas holidays one fateful year, Mike decided it was time to "go bush", since his family were mostly urban dwellers due to the newspaper he ran at the time. So Mike took his wife and two children on a camping trip to the Grampians to soak in the sun and enjoy all that nature had to offer. However, one particular night of camping, nature wasn't being too kind to old Mikey. So he decided to scroll through his phone contacts with a feverish excitement (mobile phones being the new technology at the time) and picked out an old acquaintance known as Rosie. Well long story short, Rosie arrived, knees covered in dirt and Mike and her completed the transaction on top of one of the deck chairs about a furlong away from the camping site (a furlong being a unit of distance at the time). At some point during the completion of said transaction, Mike's wife awoke from inside the family's tent and noticed her husband missing (probably just out taking a piss). That was until about 30 minutes later, she spotted a high-heel clad woman descending the mountain with a rolled up Herald Sun sticking out of her back pocket. Next thing you know Mike is laying off employees and selling company assets so he can keep his head above water. It probably explains the drop off in quality the last decade. Mike's doing fine now, he has a show on Fox Footy called Open Mike.

Did she make his Top 50?

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

They are talking about George Pell.

Ew.

 

[Oraaaaazio]

Its actually an Essendon person who put me onto it first.

The exact phrase he used was "sex pest".

Xav shagged your mrs? Unfortunate

 

[00Stinger]

After Gary Ablett Snr retired he came back to the club a couple of months after the season had finished and asked the Geelong management why his power had been cut off

They informed him that now he was no longer a Geelong football club player he would have to start learning to pay his own bills

 

[ShadeyP]

The Sheahan family have had their share of adventures, for sure. My memory's a bit hazy but here's how I recall the story's unfolding. During the Christmas holidays one fateful year, Mike decided it was time to "go bush", since his family were mostly urban dwellers due to the newspaper he ran at the time. So Mike took his wife and two children on a camping trip to the Grampians to soak in the sun and enjoy all that nature had to offer. However, one particular night of camping, nature wasn't being too kind to old Mikey. So he decided to scroll through his phone contacts with a feverish excitement (mobile phones being the new technology at the time) and picked out an old acquaintance known as Rosie. Well long story short, Rosie arrived, knees covered in dirt and Mike and her completed the transaction on top of one of the deck chairs about a furlong away from the camping site (a furlong being a unit of distance at the time). At some point during the completion of said transaction, Mike's wife awoke from inside the family's tent and noticed her husband missing (probably just out taking a piss). That was until about 30 minutes later, she spotted a high-heel clad woman descending the mountain with a rolled up Herald Sun sticking out of her back pocket. Next thing you know Mike is laying off employees and selling company assets so he can keep his head above water. It probably explains the drop off in quality the last decade. Mike's doing fine now, he has a show on Fox Footy called Open Mike.

He was certainly "taking the piss" outlandish behavior from Saint Michael .

 

[Pistol Night]

After Gary Ablett Snr retired he came back to the club a couple of months after the season had finished and asked the Geelong management why his power had been cut off

They informed him that now he was no longer a Geelong football club player he would have to start learning to pay his own bills

So he told them to GAGF and went a bought a huge bag of pingas

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

Did she make his Top 50?

Rated Elite for Metres Gained, Hard Ball Gets, and Disposal Efficiency.

 

[Pistol Night]

Rated Elite for Metres Gained, Hard Ball Gets, and Disposal Efficiency.

Apparently Mike was very impressed by how many forward entries he got

 

[GreyCrow]

After Gary Ablett Snr retired he came back to the club a couple of months after the season had finished and asked the Geelong management why his power had been cut off

They informed him that now he was no longer a Geelong football club player he would have to start learning to pay his own bills

To be fair Gazza wouldnt be the only one stuck like that

 

[ShadeyP]

After Gary Ablett Snr retired he came back to the club a couple of months after the season had finished and asked the Geelong management why his power had been cut off

They informed him that now he was no longer a Geelong football club player he would have to start learning to pay his own bills

Sounds like the story of when some Catter mates went to pay him a visit at his property .... they all went for a decent stroll to find him and upon the mission they come 3 lawny or ride on mowers , when they asked Gaz what the bomb was going on , the reply was something along the lines of " stopped working" and a new was dropped off Monday Morning . NO petty , NO service , NO questions , NO worries , Gods servants have got it covered .

 

[GudOnya]

Allegedly these two are true, only one footy related and not ground-breaking but still, I trust the people that told me both.

Years ago Dane Swan was down in Hobart for some speaking gigs and out at a local night club, went and chatted to a girl who would have been 19 at the oldest who then went around telling everyone there that she was going to **** him. Couple hours later there's a line for the cabs outside and Swanny and the girl walk past the line when a cab pulls up and starts getting in, few ladies are at the front of the queue and complain when Swanny says "this one's mine, unless you lot are joining us". They decline and Swanny calls them fat skanks then hops in and drives off. His mrs at the time wasn't a bad looker either.

Back when Brett Lee was still in the Aus side they were also in Hobart for a game and in the bar at the hotel they were staying in. He walks over to a girl who was there having a drink with a couple of her mates and starts chatting her up, about half hour later they leave to go upstairs to his room. Less than 10 minutes after that she comes back into the bar, tells her friends they need to leave and right now. A bunch of the other Aussie players see this and start pissing themselves laughing. On the way home she tells the mates that when she got into Binga's room he walks over to the bed, drops his dacks, bends over, spreads the cheeks and says "lick my arseh*le bitch". She laughs and doesn't really know if he's serious or not. He turns around, stares her down and says "I won't tell you again", so she grabbed her bag and bolted. Kevin Spacey wasn't mentioned.

 

[LC_15]

Tom Lynch will be lucky to get any sort of games milestone at Richmond, knees are f’ed

There is a difference between a rumour from someone you trust and just making shit up because you got a lil hurt

no i am not

Yep, you really nailed that one.

1 - Claim your rumour as fact.
2 - When challenged, you back it up with that little doozy.
3 - Still claim Rumour as fact.

Player comes off no pre-season, kicks 60 in regular season, kicks 5 in a prelim. Wins a premiership and is currently doing full training in the 2020 season. Yep, great work. Who you get your rumour off? NostradumASS?

 

[faible]

Yep, you really nailed that one.

1 - Claim your rumour as fact.
2 - When challenged, you back it up with that little doozy.
3 - Still claim Rumour as fact.

Player comes off no pre-season, kicks 60 in regular season, kicks 5 in a prelim. Wins a premiership and is currently doing full training in the 2020 season. Yep, great work. Who you get your rumour off? NostradumASS?

M8 this isn't the place for fact checking posts, more rumours.

 

[LC_15]

M8 this isn't the place for fact checking posts, more rumours.

All good, but it was that someone was making it up on the spot. And then having a go at another poster in the thread that he was making stuff up. Was pointing out the hypocrisy of said poster.

 

[Lolbert]

This thread is a enjoyable trash fire, let's not turn it into a 'in defence of Richmond' Thread

 

[Vikingnz]

M8 this isn't the place for fact checking posts, more rumours.

I dunno, I'm beginning to wonder if that guy really did win a Hungry Jacks voucher..

 

[Del191229]

This thread is a enjoyable trash fire, let's not turn it into a 'in defence of Richmond' Thread

So we can't talk about the doping rumours that are everywhere?

 

[Beerfish]

So we can't talk about the doping rumours that are everywhere?

 

[Del191229]

Richmond doped their way to two flags.

 

[Beerfish]

Richmond doped their way to two flags.

First I've heard of it.

Please, continue.

 

[Del191229]

First I've heard of it.

Please, continue.

Put simply, we're expected to believe a team proven not to be good enough, coached by a proven dud, magically just "clicks" because some charlatan comes in with a bit of cod psychology bullshit?

At the same time ASADA are chasing their players left right and centre for drug tests?

Righto.