Best name in the game

[Tbonefreo]

Not everyone was lucky enough to be born and given the name "Josh Smith".

Or Clive Waterhouse.

What is the best name you have heard?

Jack Hiscox is a pisser.

Personally Toby Pink is bloody money.

 

[Kipz]

I. Cumming

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Brandon Zerk-Thatcher.
Steele Sidebottom.
Tyson Goldsack.

 

[JG22]

giovanni mountain-silbery

 

[Delisted]

Richard head

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

Not sure what game these guys are up to, but who cares.....

 

[Anja_Nees]

One of the great tragedies of recent footy is a bloke called John Holmes getting overlooked in the draft about a decade ago.

Would have been the longest kick in the league.

 

[demondavey]

One of the great tragedies of recent footy is a bloke called John Holmes getting overlooked in the draft about a decade ago.

Would have been the longest kick in the league.

Graham Johncock would’ve had to forfeit his nickname.

 

[Royce Hafey]

Dereck Eggmolesse-Smith

 

[Tbonefreo]

General Cockburn was a war hero. Even got a mad burb named after him.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Rene Kink was a gooden

Derek kickett would be up there.

 

[MosquitoBrigade]

Is this just foot related names? I installed foxtel for a lady years ago with a surname Cockinaras....

 

[Checkered]

Wylie Buzza

 

[Gavin Excell]

Tyrone Vickery

 

[Gydafud]

Was always a fan of saying Giansiricusa and Prestiagiacomo.

I know I probably spelt both of those wrong.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

It's a real tragedy that Didymus Blanket never got drafted.

 

[blitzer]

Orazio Fantasia goes alright.

 

[TheKanga]

Orazio Fantasia goes alright.

Except when BT says it.

 

[didaksrightfoot]

Wylie Buzza

Surely Buzza by a country mile

 

[hk89]

Mitchell Lewis not that funny by itself, but amusing when you consider who we lost the year he was drafted.

 

[donkeypunchd]

General Cockburn was a war hero. Even got a mad burb named after him.

Cockburn of the central K lol

 

[donkeypunchd]

Not a footy player but Colm Cooper who played Gaelic Football with Tadgh Kenneally was nicknamed the Gooch

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooch

 

[hk89]

A handy list of great non-AFL sporting names here:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/...names-in-sport?utm_term=.rgBekK3r5#.ng1bqE3MO

Misty Hyman still my favourite, but only came in 8th. Some stiff competition.

 

[Sprout]

Was a kid at my school called Tim Tam.

We nicknamed his sister Mint Slice.

 

[ydraw]

A handy list of great non-AFL sporting names here:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/...names-in-sport?utm_term=.rgBekK3r5#.ng1bqE3MO

Misty Hyman still my favourite, but only came in 8th. Some stiff competition.

Surely could have fit Fanny Chmelar in the top 28