errant bounce
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'People care about their health,' nah boys in schools are now developing body image issues worse than teenage girls of the 1990s. putting up reels of you doing cable crossovers or going to a run club is just another way of finding a root as well.
I'm getting older and probably have no testosterone left but the idea of messaging some sloot and going over to her house sober, rooting in her rotten bedsheets with a stack of 'sex positive' and 'independence' books sounds like no fun. I've done it plenty of times and feel deep shame about almost all of them. zoomers have all this machismo and bravo because their flirting's done under cover of iPhone; they've never had to go over to a table of girls before the beers have truly started working. dunno, it's easy to say but the buzz of seeing someone you really like at school or uni or work and looking forward to when you'll see them next, the incremental intimacy you begin to share, the absolute buzz of finally being alone and realising you're in...
Everyone should be like me, though.
I'm getting older and probably have no testosterone left but the idea of messaging some sloot and going over to her house sober, rooting in her rotten bedsheets with a stack of 'sex positive' and 'independence' books sounds like no fun. I've done it plenty of times and feel deep shame about almost all of them. zoomers have all this machismo and bravo because their flirting's done under cover of iPhone; they've never had to go over to a table of girls before the beers have truly started working. dunno, it's easy to say but the buzz of seeing someone you really like at school or uni or work and looking forward to when you'll see them next, the incremental intimacy you begin to share, the absolute buzz of finally being alone and realising you're in...
Everyone should be like me, though.
