Media BOB FM: Coup fever grips Sweet F.A. - Bombers next in line?

[Bet on Blue]

Guess what? The Sweet F.A.'s got a fever - and the only prescription is more coups! With the recent shafting of Quivorir at the Wolves and ruours of the Demons poised to move on RU_ any day now, there are whispers that the Bombers are keen to follow suit and stand down divisive captain HaroLad . However, the Bombers are not looking to promote from within. They are headhunting ringers from other leagues that they believe will perform the role more competently than HaroLad. BOB FM looks at the candidates that the Bombers are considering.

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Candidate 1: Inanimate Carbon Rod

"In Rod We Trust."

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Candidate 2: George Glass

Jan Brady's imaginary boyfriend. You wouldn't know him - he plays in a different league.

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Candidate 3: Dog Wearing Clothes



Dog wearing clothes.

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Candidate 4: Half-eaten Sandwich

Ham sandwich retrieved from the stands after the Bombers' last match.

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Candidate 5: Bucket of Shit

Believed to be able to improve the kulcha left in HaroLad's wake and class up the Bombers' match threads.

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Candidate 6: Nakia 's Left Nut

Nakia's oft-wagered standard betting stakes when he is sure of something in Werewolf.

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****-on-a-Bull was previously in consideration but has accepted another post in a different league. Who do you believe should be the new Bombers captain?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Spat my coffee all over the office floor.

 

[Blacky]

Definitely bucket of shit

Business as usual plus a free bucket

 

[Blaze Storm]

I feel like these candidates are overqualified for the position. Have you considered a stepped-on snail?

 

[_Cayz_]

#scandal.

 

[DapperJong]

bucket of shit

 

[Ulahoopski]

Bucket of shit easily - will give the best representation. Besides which every other candidate is immediately useful to some degree and we don't want to be giving them nuffing.

 

[Willo_]

For me.... it is hard to look past the dog wearing clothes

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Coup

 

[burningdwarf]

I would happily be captained by a dog wearing clothes.

 

[Michaels]

I'm a long time fan of Nakia left nut, would do an outstanding job making all the hard calls.

 

[Paddles_]

I'll take the half-eaten sandwich, but only if it has good ingredients like chicken in it. I don't want any bullshit tuna in it

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'll take the half-eaten sandwich, but only if it has good ingredients like chicken in it. I don't want any bullshit tuna in it

Tuna is amazing..

and this is why people don't want you as admin

@sackfilth

 

[Bet on Blue]

Tuna is amazing..

and this is why people don't want you as admin

@sackfilth

That's TAP with The Filth Wizard 's av

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

That half-eaten sandwich looks stale (a bit like the current state of the Bombers really). To add a bit of joy to then, it has to be the dog wearing clothes.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

That's TAP with The Filth Wizard 's av

Shhhhh don't ruin it!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'm going to say the inaminate carbon rod, only because I'm a Simpsons nut... any of those would suffice though really.

 

[Bet on Blue]

Wooosh!

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Me.

 

[HaroLad]

How do you respond to this?

 

[Blacky]

That's TAP with The Filth Wizard 's av

He's right though

 

[Paddles_]

Tuna is amazing..

and this is why people don't want you as admin

@sackfilth

Threadbanned

 

[KohPhi]

What type of ham?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Tuna is amazing..

and this is why people don't want you as admin

@sackfilth

I love tuna.

Thatsapaddlin I told you. Change your ****ing avatar. Be Frankie or Hate for a while.

 

[GreyCrow]

#DestinationClub

 

[Bet on Blue]

What type of ham?

That's a honey ham and Swiss sanga